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Frank The Tank · 03-23-2004, 03:43 PM

myjah · 03-23-2004, 04:42 PM

the supermarket is gonna have a run on melons...lol

uvort · 03-23-2004, 04:44 PM

why fuck something like that...jesus..

what ever happend to your hand and some KY?

toss on some lube and pinch one out...sheesh..

TweetyBird · 03-23-2004, 04:44 PM

hehe

kush · 03-23-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uvort
why fuck something like that...jesus..

what ever happend to your hand and some KY?

toss on some lube and pinch one out...sheesh..

Real men don't use KY

axelcat · 03-23-2004, 04:49 PM

uvort · 03-23-2004, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush

Real men don't use KY

Going in dry can get pretty harsh when you do it 5-6 times a day

Lace · 03-23-2004, 04:53 PM

...All I can say is...Wow!

Its truely amazing how far people will go to masturbate.

riosluts · 03-23-2004, 04:54 PM

haah that kind of reminds me off an masturbation article on THEONION a few years ago. It was kinda like that article.

Trixxxy · 03-23-2004, 05:20 PM

My pussy smells like roses

cool1 · 03-23-2004, 05:29 PM

Pretty funny stuff there

digifan · 03-23-2004, 05:59 PM

That was funny

Do it yourself style...

radical · 03-23-2004, 06:11 PM

lol!!! need to remember some of those lol

Ash@phpFX · 03-23-2004, 06:39 PM

thats great...

now i wonder if i have any melons lying around

mardigras · 03-23-2004, 06:44 PM

Well now I know what to do with all that old bubblewrap

Marcus Aurelius · 03-23-2004, 06:48 PM

There is a cut scene in the movie "me, myself, and Irene where jim carrey does the exact thing. in the scene between himself and the girl in the motel you can see the watermelon in the background with a hole in it.

Mr. Marks · 03-23-2004, 06:51 PM

I find it gross. The sex toy business will never die!

suesheboy · 03-23-2004, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo
I find it gross. The sex toy business will never die!

I hope not!

EffexAdam · 03-23-2004, 07:42 PM

get yourself a real sex toy site dude...see sig

chodadog · 03-23-2004, 07:59 PM

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/soap-holing.html

The soap hole.. I actually saw this novelty soap item in a store a while back, shaped like a ring for that very reason. Cracked me up.

Frank The Tank · 03-24-2004, 06:18 AM

i know i posted this but i just went back to the site and HAHAHA

Sarah_Jayne · 03-24-2004, 07:20 AM

trust me, the sex toy industry is more than healthy.

Though, http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/balloon-rub.html , might give some insite into balloon fetish ;)

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	There is a cut scene in the movie "me, myself, and Irene where jim carrey does the exact thing. in the scene between himself and the girl in the motel you can see the watermelon in the background with a hole in it.

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