Best Pick up Lines ("Quotes") - GoFuckYourself.com

Persius · 03-23-2004, 11:48 PM

Im trying to think of a lot of funny ones

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Hey baby you know karate?...Cuz your body is KICKIN"

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Are your legs tired? No.. because you have been running in my mind all day...

HAVE any good ones share

Pipecrew · 03-23-2004, 11:50 PM

Wanna Makeout?
So Wanna Makeout?
Are we going to makeout or what?

70% success rate, If asked repeatedly, it increases to 80%

KMR Stitch · 03-23-2004, 11:51 PM

Do you want to play Army?

Ok I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven (old)

Where is your mother? So I can thank her!

Persius · 03-23-2004, 11:54 PM

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

nosey · 03-23-2004, 11:55 PM

wanna fuck

Persius · 03-23-2004, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nosey
wanna fuck

Donny · 03-23-2004, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nosey
wanna fuck

I just tried this line out on Sierra. She's looking at me with a very nastly look on her face and shaking her head in disgust.

Damn.

Mr. Marks · 03-24-2004, 12:05 AM

The ones posted does not sound like pick up lines, they are more like jokes. Sorry, I never used any pick up line. Can't contribute.

Babagirls · 03-24-2004, 12:06 AM

YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

them: "No!"

YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

NaughtyJenn · 03-24-2004, 12:06 AM

girl are you retarded?

cause i think your special

lol

Babagirls · 03-24-2004, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
girl are you retarded?

cause i think your special

lol

Muahahaha!!

broke · 03-24-2004, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nosey
wanna fuck

You left out the 'Nice shoes....' prefix.

NiTe-HaWk · 03-24-2004, 12:11 AM

Quote:

girl are you retarded?

cause i think your special

lol I needed a laugh.

Strife · 03-24-2004, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

them: "No!"

YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

Strife · 03-24-2004, 12:13 AM

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

reynold · 03-24-2004, 12:16 AM

You complete me...
-from Jerry Magguire

Plan9 · 03-24-2004, 12:16 AM

My personal favorite:

"Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? cause Ill be over here watching you all night..."

VirtuMike · 03-24-2004, 02:44 AM

Can I buy you a pepsi?

loverboy · 03-24-2004, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Persius
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

strobi · 03-24-2004, 02:47 AM

shut up and bend over (works!)

Seb From Holland · 03-24-2004, 02:50 AM

Here's mine:

There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.

So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?

This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!

Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!

(works like a charm)

Stewie · 03-24-2004, 02:50 AM

Is that a mirror in your pocket...

because I can really see myself in your pants.

Lace · 03-24-2004, 02:50 AM

You: Wanna get some pizza and fuck?
Girl: No
You: What? You don't like pizza?

You: Do you have orthropedic shoes?
Girl: No, why?
You: You're going to need them because you'll be walking funny tomorrow.

pimplink · 03-24-2004, 02:51 AM

"I can't feel my legs!"

Stewie · 03-24-2004, 02:53 AM

I've forgotten my phone number, can I borrow yours?

TheMob · 03-24-2004, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland
Here's mine:

There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.

So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?

This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!

Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!

(works like a charm)

johnbosh · 03-24-2004, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

lol

Ash@phpFX · 03-24-2004, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland
Here's mine:

There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.

One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.

So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.

So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?

This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!

Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!

(works like a charm)

nice one

stevecore · 03-24-2004, 03:25 AM

best one ever.

tell the girl you have a magic watch.

when she ask what makes it magic you tell her it "tells you whats about to happen". ask her if she wants to try it out.

when she says yes, tell her she's about to stip naked and fondle your manhood.

she'll pretty much say no thats incorrect so you then tell her your watch is running an hour slow.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 03-24-2004, 03:25 AM

you: "where is the nearest bathroom"
her: "down the hall to the left"
you: "thanks, oh hey, would you mind giving me your number incase i get lost"

walk up to a girl sittin down at a club and say
"hey, i might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you"

but in all honesty my real trick is all in having a 6year old sister

she has that lil kid talk still so it works well ,.. ill take her to the mall and when i see a cute girl i tell her to goto work... my lil sister walks up to the girl and says (in the kid voice, nto all words are perfect yet its still damn cute) "hi, my bruver Jeff is Berry Koot And Swingle" then i run up to her and give my sister a dollar.. the girl then sees me pay my sister off and gets a good laugh out of it.. i better take her to the mall more often though, she he growin fast and soon to lose that kid talk.. then i will be screwed and have no luck with the cuties

michel · 03-24-2004, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
best one ever.

tell the girl you have a magic watch.

when she ask what makes it magic you tell her it "tells you whats about to happen". ask her if she wants to try it out.

when she says yes, tell her she's about to stip naked and fondle your manhood.

she'll pretty much say no thats incorrect so you then tell her your watch is running an hour slow.

Haha, good one!

hova · 03-24-2004, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland
Here's mine:
There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor.
One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend.
So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick.
So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance?
This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!!
Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime!

(works like a charm)

thats a nice one, because for some reason I see a lot of hot girls that have a ugly girl with them

Shoehorn! · 03-24-2004, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

them: "No!"

YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

Mishi · 03-24-2004, 04:43 AM

So far, no one in this thread is going to get laid, ever.

Come on, people! There have to be some actual good lines!

Damned if I can think of any off the top of my head, though...

SlutFinder · 03-24-2004, 04:44 AM

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TweetyBird · 03-24-2004, 04:51 AM

"Is that a mirror in your pocket ? Cuz I can see me in your pants"

Roger · 03-24-2004, 04:51 AM

"Damn, I'm looking good."

VirtuMike · 03-24-2004, 05:34 AM

"Hi, my name's DrinkingHard, eh?"

Spudman · 03-24-2004, 05:46 AM

fancy a nine in the spine

wanna go halfs on a baby

i'd never use these, my mate just told me them

kowntafit · 03-24-2004, 05:59 AM

Here is the ultimate pick up line.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Use it wisely.

Rebel D · 03-24-2004, 07:21 AM

Excuse me you have something on your ass. Ohh wait thats just my eyes!!

maxdaname · 03-24-2004, 07:27 AM

"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together"
-Family Guy-

Persius · 03-24-2004, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname
"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together"
-Family Guy-

Heh heh Alrighhhtt...

runaway · 03-24-2004, 09:48 AM

Baby if your were a laser, you'll b set on STUNNING!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

Baby if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

I'm sorry, were you talkng to me?
No.
Well then, please start.

Do you have some "______" (nationality) in you?
No.
Would you like some?

myjah · 03-24-2004, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kowntafit
Here is the ultimate pick up line.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Use it wisely.

ya lost me with that one

Za Ha · 03-24-2004, 10:29 AM

Call a girl over by using 1 figner.

When she comes up to you and says "What?" tell her:

See, I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2.

sweet7 · 03-24-2004, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
YOU: "Ya wanna dance??"

them: "No!"

YOU: "no, i SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

Firehorse · 03-24-2004, 10:51 AM

One I like is: "I believe you are what you eat and by tommorrow morning I plan to be you!"

Michaelious · 03-24-2004, 11:10 AM

nice pickup lines guys

kimzar · 03-24-2004, 12:10 PM

walk up to a hot girl and say you look like my 1st wife, when she asked how many times you been married, you say I've never been married

03-23-2004, 11:48 PM	#1
Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	Best Pick up Lines ("Quotes") Im trying to think of a lot of funny ones Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Hey baby you know karate?...Cuz your body is KICKIN" Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. Are your legs tired? No.. because you have been running in my mind all day... HAVE any good ones share

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03-23-2004, 11:51 PM	#3
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Do you want to play Army? Ok I will lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. did it hurt when you fell from heaven (old) Where is your mother? So I can thank her!

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03-24-2004, 12:05 AM	#8
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	The ones posted does not sound like pick up lines, they are more like jokes. Sorry, I never used any pick up line. Can't contribute.

03-24-2004, 12:06 AM	#10
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	girl are you retarded? cause i think your special lol

03-24-2004, 12:16 AM	#16
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03-24-2004, 12:16 AM	#17
Plan9 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,801	My personal favorite: "Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? cause Ill be over here watching you all night..."

03-24-2004, 02:47 AM	#20
strobi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Belgium Posts: 7,383	shut up and bend over (works!)

03-24-2004, 02:50 AM	#21
Seb From Holland Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,747	Here's mine: There are two chicks standing in a club near the dancefloor. One fucking hot sexy chick and her ugly fat girlfriend. So you walk up to them and start a conversation with the ugly chick. So... uh... I was wondering... you know I don't want to be impolite but eh... would you like to dance? This chick thinks whooo finally somebody who asks me to dance and says YES OFCOURSE!! Good you say, then I can talk to your girl friend in the meantime! (works like a charm)

03-24-2004, 02:50 AM	#22
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03-24-2004, 03:25 AM	#29
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	best one ever. tell the girl you have a magic watch. when she ask what makes it magic you tell her it "tells you whats about to happen". ask her if she wants to try it out. when she says yes, tell her she's about to stip naked and fondle your manhood. she'll pretty much say no thats incorrect so you then tell her your watch is running an hour slow.

03-24-2004, 03:25 AM	#30
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03-24-2004, 05:59 AM	#40
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03-24-2004, 07:21 AM	#41
Rebel D Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,916	Excuse me you have something on your ass. Ohh wait thats just my eyes!!

03-24-2004, 07:27 AM	#42
maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together" -Family Guy-

03-24-2004, 09:48 AM	#44
runaway Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,177	Baby if your were a laser, you'll b set on STUNNING! Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. Baby if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! I'm sorry, were you talkng to me? No. Well then, please start. Do you have some "______" (nationality) in you? No. Would you like some?

03-24-2004, 10:29 AM	#46
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Call a girl over by using 1 figner. When she comes up to you and says "What?" tell her: See, I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2.

03-24-2004, 10:51 AM	#48
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03-24-2004, 11:10 AM	#49
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03-24-2004, 12:10 PM	#50
kimzar Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Your Mother's Snatch! Posts: 1,874	walk up to a hot girl and say you look like my 1st wife, when she asked how many times you been married, you say I've never been married