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Join Date: Nov 2002
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#52 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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My name aint fred flinstone but i'll make your bedrock!
Hey sweetheart, you see my friend over there (point). He wants to know if you would fuck ME! I'm easy. Are you? The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. You have 206 bones in your body...you want 1 more. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. Is that a keg in your pants...because I'd love to tap that ass. |
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#53 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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"Would you mind raising your left foot? You're standing on the end my dick."
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Adult Locals
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: West Coast
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Tap into MOBILE!
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 11,779
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IF you were a girl
"The real party is in my mouth, and everyone is coming" Heard it in a porn :D HAHA ![]() |
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#56 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Valencia, CA
Posts: 2,906
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"You had me at get lost" - Shallow Hal
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#57 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: CrackYaMental
Posts: 4,365
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You:"Do you know what donkey punching is?"
Her:"No." You:"Sweet, Drink this..."
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#58 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Montreal!
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I wanna rape you.
Works 99,5% of the time. |
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#60 |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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You would look good in my Porsche
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#61 |
God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
Posts: 10,601
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You walk up to a girl and say "Hi....hmmmm....hmmmmm.... ohh shit someone farted, lets get out of here!"
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: On top of my soapbox
Posts: 13,449
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Hey baby, if I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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#63 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: vancouver
Posts: 3,801
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I bet if my cock was in your mouth you couldn't say take it out : )
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opinions are like assholes................. "They aren't after me, they are AFTER YOU! Im just in their way" -D.J. Trump |
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