Excuse me you have something on your ass. Ohh wait thats just my eyes!!

"Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together"
-Family Guy-

Heh heh Alrighhhtt...:Graucho

Baby if your were a laser, you'll b set on STUNNING!


Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.


Baby if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!


I'm sorry, were you talkng to me?
No.
Well then, please start.


Do you have some "______" (nationality) in you?
No.
Would you like some?

ya lost me with that one

Call a girl over by using 1 figner.

When she comes up to you and says "What?" tell her:

See, I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2. :1orglaugh

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One I like is: "I believe you are what you eat and by tommorrow morning I plan to be you!" :1orglaugh

nice pickup lines guys

walk up to a hot girl and say you look like my 1st wife, when she asked how many times you been married, you say I've never been married

My name aint fred flinstone but i'll make your bedrock!

Hey sweetheart, you see my friend over there (point). He wants to know if you would fuck ME!

I'm easy. Are you?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

You have 206 bones in your body...you want 1 more.

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Is that a keg in your pants...because I'd love to tap that ass.

"Would you mind raising your left foot? You're standing on the end my dick."

:)

good one

IF you were a girl


"The real party is in my mouth, and everyone is coming"


Heard it in a porn :D HAHA :1orglaugh

"You had me at get lost" - Shallow Hal

You:"Do you know what donkey punching is?"
Her:"No."
You:"Sweet, Drink this..."

I wanna rape you.

Works 99,5% of the time.

Hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You would look good in my Porsche

You walk up to a girl and say "Hi....hmmmm....hmmmmm.... ohh shit someone farted, lets get out of here!"

Hey baby, if I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

I bet if my cock was in your mouth you couldn't say take it out : )

AMAZING! :1orglaugh