Butter is truly a gift from the Gods!!!

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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    Butter is truly a gift from the Gods!!!

    Butter could help promote world peace it's so good! I put it in everything!

    What's your favorite recipe with Butter?
  • Illicit
    wtf ?
    • Dec 2003
    • 11895

    #2
    I eat it straight up....
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    • shermo

      #3
      I like to sculpt it into weird things and then just eat it straight.

      My last butter sculpture was the Eiffel Tower. It was truely amazing!

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      • mardigras
        Bon temps!
        • Feb 2003
        • 14194

        #4
        Butter tossed into any kind of pasta
        .

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        • riosluts
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 5250

          #5
          I actually prefer margarine. I love it on my popcorn and my potato. I think I just love it because of the grease

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          • Harmon
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            • Mar 2004
            • 20012

            #6
            I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?
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            • Mr Pheer
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2002
              • 22083

              #7
              Originally posted by Harmon
              care to hear more?
              yes, lets hear more

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              • Rob
                I'm a great bowler.
                • Nov 2003
                • 13310

                #8
                Originally posted by Harmon
                I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?
                What's your damage, son!?!?!

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                • hova
                  Traffillionaire
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 22430

                  #9
                  I never use butter on anything, I dont like it
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                  • Harmon
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                    • Mar 2004
                    • 20012

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrPheer


                    yes, lets hear more
                    I also enjoy placing approximately 8 sticks of presoftened butter into a rubber sugical glove. I make sure that ever nook and cranny is filled with the grease based, salty nectar of the gods. I tie the end of the rubber glove into a double not so that none of the tasty treat can escape the annals of the new found home it has found inside the phalange canals of the glove.

                    I then place the entire juicy ballon of greatness insids the back of my tighty whiteys. I adjourn to the grage where I climb atop the back of my gas grill. With a deep breath and an extremely loud yelp, I jump as high as I can into the spring sunshine and land flat on my derierre which in turn allows me to feel the gloove burst into what I would like to think is an orasmic frenxy and feel the butta engulf my assfat in all of it's dreamy splendor.
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                    • Rob
                      I'm a great bowler.
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 13310

                      #11
                      So you like warm, gooey ooze splattered onto your asscrack? I think they have a gay niche for that.

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                      • Harmon
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                        • Mar 2004
                        • 20012

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                        So you like warm, gooey ooze splattered onto your asscrack? I think they have a gay niche for that.
                        Nope. just butter. And I'm not gay either (Although that Chinaman eating that pickle in your sig is making me double guess my heterosexuality decision).
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                        • gornyhuy
                          Chafed.
                          • May 2002
                          • 18041

                          #13
                          I like to mix it with industrial epoxy and shoot it straight into my aorta.

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                          • Slick
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 7338

                            #14
                            Nothing beats a piece of buttered toast

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                            • Herb Kornfield
                              Is on the 1
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 4996

                              #15
                              On Vegetables is always nice.

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                              • Rob
                                I'm a great bowler.
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 13310

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Harmon
                                ...turn allows me to feel the gloove burst into what I would like to think is an orasmic frenxy and feel the butta engulf my assfat in all of it's dreamy splendor.
                                Hmm...let's see. A Chinese man eating greenstuff off of a stick or a very descriptive and adjectively abusive story of getting warm gooey shit "bursted" onto your asscrack and then explaining it as "orgasmic"??

                                Yeah, I think I'll stick to my Chinese guy. Thanks for playing.

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                                • kosmic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 871

                                  #17
                                  on a mirror is also nice :D
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                                  • Monique Niccole
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 5653

                                    #18
                                    mmmmm....BUTTER. Happy heart attack!

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                                    • Harmon
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 20012

                                      #19
                                      No
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                                      • sickkittens
                                        I am a meat popsicle.
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 25100

                                        #20
                                        Mmmmmmmmmmm Buttterrrrrrrr...


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                                        • johnbosh
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 8965

                                          #21
                                          its tasty

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                                          • TweetyBird
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 8532

                                            #22
                                            omg, lol
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                                            • Rob
                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 13310

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sickkittens
                                              Mmmmmmmmmmm Buttterrrrrrrr...

                                              You have your dairy products mixed up. That's Cheese of the cottage variety, not butter.

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                                              • mardigras
                                                Bon temps!
                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 14194

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
                                                On Vegetables is always nice.
                                                mmmm... peas and carrots, melted butter & black pepper
                                                .

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                                                • pushpills
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 3700

                                                  #25
                                                  I don't eat it except for stuff where it's in the recipe

                                                  bread and butter? fat and carbs and it doesnt even taste good. no thanks.

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                                                  • Newton - XXXAmigoz
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                    • 1026

                                                    #26
                                                    HMMMMM BUTTER .... as homer would say ... 'margarine is the devils semen' ... issued by the Butter makers of the world. ALLEGEDLY!
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                                                    • Blondie23
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 408

                                                      #27
                                                      lol @ Herman
                                                      sarcasm is the highest form of wit

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                                                      • m00d
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • May 2002
                                                        • 3129

                                                        #28
                                                        mix equal parts butter and hot sauce
                                                        apply to fried chicken wings

                                                        finger licking good

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                                                        • Rob
                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 13310

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by m00d
                                                          mix equal parts butter and hot sauce
                                                          apply to fried chicken wings

                                                          finger licking good
                                                          I believe that's called "Hooter's Wing Sauce".

                                                          They just use more butter than hotsauce.

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                                                          • m00d
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • May 2002
                                                            • 3129

                                                            #30
                                                            You'll love this cream of potato soup

                                                            4c peeled and cubed baking potatos
                                                            1c 3/4 inch sliced celery
                                                            1c coarsely chopped onion
                                                            2c water
                                                            1 Tablespoon salt
                                                            1c milk
                                                            1c whipping cream
                                                            3T butter
                                                            1/8 teaspoon pepper

                                                            Combine potatos, celery, onion, water and salt in a large dutch over. Simmer covered about 20 minutes or until potatos are tender. Mash mixture to desired consistency ( I like mine mashed a lot). stir in remaining ingredients. Return to heat. Cook, simmering until soup is heated.

                                                            Serve with garlic bread. You'll be in heaven.

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                                                            • m00d
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 3129

                                                              #31
                                                              This thread reminds me of the opening line of a really great song.




                                                              some crazy fucker carved a sculpture out of butter
                                                              and propped it up in the middle of the bonanza breakfast bar
                                                              and i am stuffing toast and sausage into my pockets
                                                              under a sign that says grand opening
                                                              while my dog is waiting in the car

                                                              i wake up, i check out
                                                              i fill the tank and wash the windshield clean
                                                              then i'm back out on the highway
                                                              and BANG that's when i remember my dream:

                                                              we were standing in a garden
                                                              and i had a machine that made silence
                                                              it just sucked up the whole opinionated din
                                                              and there were no people on the payroll
                                                              and there were no monkeys on our backs
                                                              and i said, show me what you look like
                                                              without skin

                                                              science chases money
                                                              and money chases its tail
                                                              and the best minds of my generation
                                                              can't make bail
                                                              but the bacteria are coming to take us down
                                                              that's my prediction
                                                              it's the answer to this culture
                                                              of the quick fix prescription

                                                              but in the garden of simple
                                                              where all of us are nameless
                                                              you were never anything but beautiful to me
                                                              and, you know, they never really owned you
                                                              you just carried them around
                                                              and then one day you put 'em down
                                                              and found your hands were free

                                                              so now it's early in the morning
                                                              at the longitude of memphis
                                                              and the sun is setting sweetly on hong kong
                                                              and the big plan is just to keep spinning
                                                              cuz the big bang is only just beginning
                                                              and sometimes it's all that we can do just to hang on

                                                              and what i meant to say is xxoo which means i'm thinking of ya
                                                              which means i've been thinking of you
                                                              all along

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                                                              • B40
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 7020

                                                                #32
                                                                I went about 1-2 weeks eating a butter/margarine and toast every day and it must have added about half an inch to my waist...

                                                                Never doing that again

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                                                                • m00d
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 3129

                                                                  #33
                                                                  butter & salt on broccoli

                                                                  butter, salt and shredded cheese on broccoli

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                                                                  • m00d
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 3129

                                                                    #34
                                                                    mash butter and molasses ( caro syrup if you can't handle the sorghum) together with a fork

                                                                    apply liberally to biscuits

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                                                                    • Evil1
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 3893

                                                                      #35
                                                                      in an emergeny butter can be used as lube

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                                                                      • m00d
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                        • 3129

                                                                        #36
                                                                        salt+melted butter
                                                                        crab legs to dip

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                                                                        • Rob
                                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 13310

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by m00d
                                                                          salt+melted butter
                                                                          crab legs to dip
                                                                          No Doubt! That is a combination made in heaven!

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                                                                          • bling_machine
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 49

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Fry pan tons of melting butter. Add almond slivers, toast until almond slices turn brown and crispy. Pour over asparagus. Pure buttery goodness mmmmmm.

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                                                                            • pimplink
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 9535

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Butter is so good it fits to
                                                                              whatever food you wanna eat!

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