Butter is truly a gift from the Gods!!!

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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    Butter is truly a gift from the Gods!!!

    Butter could help promote world peace it's so good! I put it in everything!

    What's your favorite recipe with Butter?
  • Illicit
    wtf ?
    • Dec 2003
    • 11895

    #2
    I eat it straight up....
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    • shermo

      #3
      I like to sculpt it into weird things and then just eat it straight.

      My last butter sculpture was the Eiffel Tower. It was truely amazing!

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      • mardigras
        Bon temps!
        • Feb 2003
        • 14194

        #4
        Butter tossed into any kind of pasta
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        • riosluts
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 5250

          #5
          I actually prefer margarine. I love it on my popcorn and my potato. I think I just love it because of the grease

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          • Harmon
            ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
            • Mar 2004
            • 20012

            #6
            I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?
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            • Mr Pheer
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2002
              • 22083

              #7
              Originally posted by Harmon
              care to hear more?
              yes, lets hear more

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              • Rob
                I'm a great bowler.
                • Nov 2003
                • 13310

                #8
                Originally posted by Harmon
                I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?
                What's your damage, son!?!?!

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                • hova
                  Traffillionaire
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 22430

                  #9
                  I never use butter on anything, I dont like it
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                  • Harmon
                    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 20012

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrPheer


                    yes, lets hear more
                    I also enjoy placing approximately 8 sticks of presoftened butter into a rubber sugical glove. I make sure that ever nook and cranny is filled with the grease based, salty nectar of the gods. I tie the end of the rubber glove into a double not so that none of the tasty treat can escape the annals of the new found home it has found inside the phalange canals of the glove.

                    I then place the entire juicy ballon of greatness insids the back of my tighty whiteys. I adjourn to the grage where I climb atop the back of my gas grill. With a deep breath and an extremely loud yelp, I jump as high as I can into the spring sunshine and land flat on my derierre which in turn allows me to feel the gloove burst into what I would like to think is an orasmic frenxy and feel the butta engulf my assfat in all of it's dreamy splendor.
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                    • Rob
                      I'm a great bowler.
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 13310

                      #11
                      So you like warm, gooey ooze splattered onto your asscrack? I think they have a gay niche for that.

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                      • Harmon
                        ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 20012

                        #12
                        Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                        So you like warm, gooey ooze splattered onto your asscrack? I think they have a gay niche for that.
                        Nope. just butter. And I'm not gay either (Although that Chinaman eating that pickle in your sig is making me double guess my heterosexuality decision).
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                        • gornyhuy
                          Chafed.
                          • May 2002
                          • 18041

                          #13
                          I like to mix it with industrial epoxy and shoot it straight into my aorta.

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                          • Slick
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 7338

                            #14
                            Nothing beats a piece of buttered toast

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                            • Herb Kornfield
                              Is on the 1
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 4996

                              #15
                              On Vegetables is always nice.

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