I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?
Originally posted by Harmon I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?
I also enjoy placing approximately 8 sticks of presoftened butter into a rubber sugical glove. I make sure that ever nook and cranny is filled with the grease based, salty nectar of the gods. I tie the end of the rubber glove into a double not so that none of the tasty treat can escape the annals of the new found home it has found inside the phalange canals of the glove.
I then place the entire juicy ballon of greatness insids the back of my tighty whiteys. I adjourn to the grage where I climb atop the back of my gas grill. With a deep breath and an extremely loud yelp, I jump as high as I can into the spring sunshine and land flat on my derierre which in turn allows me to feel the gloove burst into what I would like to think is an orasmic frenxy and feel the butta engulf my assfat in all of it's dreamy splendor.
Originally posted by HighOnAcid So you like warm, gooey ooze splattered onto your asscrack? I think they have a gay niche for that.
Nope. just butter. And I'm not gay either (Although that Chinaman eating that pickle in your sig is making me double guess my heterosexuality decision).
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