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Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:17 PM

she doesn't want to see "dawn of the dead"
christtttttt

Rob · 03-21-2004, 04:18 PM

Do you need someone there with you to hold your hand or something?

PersianKitty · 03-21-2004, 04:19 PM

Go alone or with a friend.

B40 · 03-21-2004, 04:19 PM

It's so she can stay home and fuck some next man

twistyneck · 03-21-2004, 04:19 PM

Drop her. You don't want a bitch like that for a girlfriend. How could she not want to see it?

Digipimp · 03-21-2004, 04:20 PM

She doesn't love you or care about you if she's not honored to just go out in public and be seen with you.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Drop her. You don't want a bitch like that for a girlfriend. How could she not want to see it?

I wanted too but her parents are going thru a divorce now... I'm not an asshole can't do that

arial · 03-21-2004, 04:20 PM

take someone else then.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
She doesn't love you or care about you if she's not honored to just go out in public and be seen with you.

wtf are you talking about?

okny · 03-21-2004, 04:21 PM

Nothing too scary about it, i was laughing most of the movie.

Basher · 03-21-2004, 04:22 PM

neither does mine

so im off with a mate instead

Tuga · 03-21-2004, 04:22 PM

You have a girlfriend?

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Basher
neither does mine so im off with a mate instead

wanna go together?

Vic Lagina · 03-21-2004, 04:23 PM

And that makes her a c u n t ?

Damn, what would she be if she cut off your dick?

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Vic Lagina
And that makes her a c u n t ?

Damn, what would she be if she cut off your dick?

a dick cutter?

brizzad · 03-21-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
she doesn't want to see "dawn of the dead"
christtttttt

my g/f didn't want to go see it either on Friday, but on the ride back home from the movies, she sucked my dick as kind of an apology.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad

my g/f didn't want to go see it either on Friday, but on the ride back home from the movies, she sucked my dick as kind of an apology.

I'd rather see the movie....

okny · 03-21-2004, 04:26 PM

Why dont you get tickets and tell her your going to see something else instead, what she going to run out once the movie starts?

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by okny
Why dont you get tickets and tell her your going to see something else instead, what she going to run out once the movie starts?

never had a gf did ya? probebly run out ya.

xdcdave · 03-21-2004, 04:28 PM

If Melissa and I go tonight I'll consider inviting you. But you need to promise no talking through the movie and buy me a bag of Snickers Poppables.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by xdcdave
If Melissa and I go tonight I'll consider inviting you. But you need to promise no talking through the movie and buy me a bag of Snickers Poppables.

xdcdave · 03-21-2004, 04:32 PM

I was serious.

Oh, and you need to drive either to my place or Cypress Creek & Dixie Hwy. I love that theather.

okny · 03-21-2004, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

never had a gf did ya? probebly run out ya.

Had planty just never had a problem about watching a flick.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by xdcdave
I was serious.

Oh, and you need to drive either to my place or Cypress Creek & Dixie Hwy. I love that theather.

Are you gonna make out during the movie?

Thanks for the offer

Platinumpimp · 03-21-2004, 04:48 PM

how's the gallery contest going oracle

REßEL · 03-21-2004, 04:52 PM

Nah.. can't be.. cünts are useful..

cayne · 03-21-2004, 04:52 PM

i dont like horror-movies too. send her to me! ;)

doornx · 03-21-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

a dick cutter?

LOL...better dump someone before she cuts off your johnson

TweetyBird · 03-21-2004, 04:54 PM

lol, your "johnson". it had been a while since I've heard that expression

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by TweetyBird
lol, your "johnson". it had been a while since I've heard that expression

HS-Trixxxia · 03-21-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Vic Lagina
And that makes her a c u n t ?

Damn, what would she be if she cut off your dick?

She'd be a pussy with the tip of a straw!

No offense there Oracle.....but is that the respect you show your girlfriend? Then you want to come off as the martyr by staying with her just 'cuz her parents are getting divorced'? Please, she'd be way better off without you. Better alone than in bad company.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia

She'd be a pussy with the tip of a straw!

No offense there Oracle.....but is that the respect you show your girlfriend? Then you want to come off as the martyr by staying with her just 'cuz her parents are getting divorced'? Please, she'd be way better off without you. Better alone than in bad company.

Im not bad...

xdcdave · 03-21-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Are you gonna make out during the movie?
Thanks for the offer

What am I? 16?

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by xdcdave

What am I? 16?

Ok ok...are you gonna get a blowjob during the movie?

HS-Trixxxia · 03-21-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

Im not bad...

The title sure doesn't make you look like you respect your g/f. The part about not leaving her 'because' her parents are getting divorced doesn't make it seem like you want her in your life either - she doesn't need your pity - she needs a companion/friend that can support her emotionally, a shoulder to cry on (if she needs it) or just an ear that will listen to her if she just wants to vocalize her frustrations.

Get your priorities straight there buddy.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Trixxxia

The title sure doesn't make you look like you respect your g/f. The part about not leaving her 'because' her parents are getting divorced doesn't make it seem like you want her in your life either - she doesn't need your pity - she needs a companion/friend that can support her emotionally, a shoulder to cry on (if she needs it) or just an ear that will listen to her if she just wants to vocalize her frustrations.

Get your priorities straight there buddy.

She can cry on my shoulder and all that stuff. I'm a pretty good emotional supporter.

Ic3m4nZ · 03-21-2004, 05:09 PM

Let's see a pic of her.

Oracle Porn · 03-21-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Let's see a pic of her.

sexy beast isn't she?

IPK · 03-21-2004, 05:14 PM

yeah i need to go see that

Head · 03-21-2004, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Go alone or with a friend.

Ya

reynold · 03-21-2004, 05:17 PM

find another someone!!
she's suck!!

SoundMan · 03-21-2004, 05:54 PM

send her some dead flowers.

hoe_vender · 03-21-2004, 06:57 PM

kick the bitch to the curb

LadyMischief · 03-21-2004, 06:58 PM

Because she doesn't kiss your ass and actually likes somethign else, she's a c u n t? Sounds like a mature relationship. If I was her, I'd kick YOUR ass to the curb for being a cocky asshole. :P

David - PG · 03-21-2004, 07:00 PM

Tell her your grandpa told you when there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth.

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