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reynold 03-23-2004 02:24 AM

I'm getting a lot of information here.....

Arousal Design 03-23-2004 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by blackmonsters


Exactly!!!

1. If any aliens are far more intelligent than humans then contacting us would be like you try to contact a fucking ant.
We've been here with ants for a million years and still don't
talk to them because they are too fucking stupid.

2. They will not attack us if they are smarter than us because they are smart enough to know that every new technology used against an enemy was eventaully captured and or copied and used against the attacker. Only one man had a gun until he fucking shot somebody! Now all his enemies in the world have his weapon.

3. Humans are the only beings on earth that are arrogant enough to think another life form would be interested in us in any other way besides a source of food.

4. If aliens are anything like humans then they will kill us and eat us before they talk to us because besides a few pets, the only contact humans have with other life forms involves killing it or eating it or putting it in a cage for our kids to look at.

5. If human history tells us the future then the only reason we are looking for a new form of life is so that we can kill it.
Any alien with a brain would know that and avoid us like the plague.


And last, why would an alien visit earth more than we visit the moon? If they came here75,000 yrs ago then they saw the stupid fucking morons here and they had seen enough. For them to keep checking back to see our primative structures and technology develop would be like watching a beaver using a diferrent wood in his stupid dam.





:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


This is one of the funniest threads i've ever read. Also, pretty damn poignant... thanks for that quality post.

salo18 03-23-2004 02:49 AM

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Frank Drake

http://www.activemind.com/Mysterious..._equation.html

The Drake Equation was developed by Frank Drake in 1961 as a way to focus on the factors which determine how many intelligent, communicating civilizations there are in our galaxy. The Drake Equation is:

N = N* fp ne fl fi fc fL
The equation can really be looked at as a number of questions:

N* represents the number of stars in the Milky Way Galaxy

Question: How many stars are in the Milky Way Galaxy?
Answer: Current estimates are 100 billion.
fp is the fraction of stars that have planets around them

Question: What percentage of stars have planetary systems?
Answer: Current estimates range from 20% to 50%.
ne is the number of planets per star that are capable of sustaining life

Question: For each star that does have a planetary system, how many planets are capable of sustaining life?
Answer: Current estimates range from 1 to 5.
fl is the fraction of planets in ne where life evolves

Question: On what percentage of the planets that are capable of sustaining life does life actually evolve?
Answer: Current estimates range from 100% (where life can evolve it will) down to close to 0%.
fi is the fraction of fl where intelligent life evolves

Question: On the planets where life does evolve, what percentage evolves intelligent life?
Answer: Estimates range from 100% (intelligence is such a survival advantage that it will certainly evolve) down to near 0%.
fc is the fraction of fi that communicate

Question: What percentage of intelligent races have the means and the desire to communicate?
Answer: 10% to 20%
fL is fraction of the planet's life during which the communicating civilizations live

Question: For each civilization that does communicate, for what fraction of the planet's life does the civilization survive?
Answer: This is the toughest of the questions. If we take Earth as an example, the expected lifetime of our Sun and the Earth is roughly 10 billion years. So far we've been communicating with radio waves for less than 100 years. How long will our civilization survive? Will we destroy ourselves in a few years like some predict or will we overcome our problems and survive for millennia? If we were destroyed tomorrow the answer to this question would be 1/100,000,000th. If we survive for 10,000 years the answer will be 1/1,000,000th.
When all of these variables are multiplied together when come up with:
N, the number of communicating civilizations in the galaxy.



Thats some interesting stuff. :)
There must be some kind of life out there..

venturi 03-23-2004 02:57 AM

I merely skimmed this thread because frankly It's almost 3am and I need to go to bed, but one comment grabbed me...

charly, you brought up "cost". What makes you think that cost has had anything to do with anything? Are you assuming that all intelligent life uses currency as we idiotic humans do? I really hope not.

These "travellers" could be using technology that would make us look stoneage by comparison. I'm not saying they exist, I'm just saying that - for us to think we are the supreme inhabitants of the Universe would be a very arrogant assumption and geez, to quote Jodi Foster "that would be a big waste of space".

Is there other life out there? I certainly hope so as it makes no sense logically or otherwise to create an empty universe excepting our planet. Creationist or Evolutionist or Fucktardinist it makes no sense. Maybe we're not ready to meet, maybe we're too immature right now for contact. But alone? I don't think so.

wild-cat 03-23-2004 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by erehwon


Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

:Graucho :Graucho

Mr. Marks 03-23-2004 08:41 PM

They're real because al lot of weird things have been happening and we haven't been able to explain them. These are things that are impossible for a man to do, like the crops and other stuff like that.

riosluts 03-23-2004 08:45 PM

They do exist. If not what crashed into Roswell in the 1950's. http://www.absolute-fantasy-art.com/history/alien.JPG Also during world war two pilots on both sides reported seeing lights following the aircrafts, and they must of been aliens.

Ic3m4nZ 03-23-2004 08:46 PM

There is a superior life somewhere else in the universe without a doubt.. and there's aliens on earth .. and chupacabras.. and everything you could imagine :thumbsup

mardigras 03-23-2004 08:52 PM

The universe is too big for there to not be any other lifeforms.

Rhino22 03-24-2004 04:15 PM

A while back when I was a little kid, I believe I saw a UFO over the mountains on the freeway. Other than that, I have never encountered anything "Extra Terrestrial".

However, I do believe aliens exist. The universe is gigantic. Why should we be the only ones occupying it?

Ic3m4nZ 03-24-2004 04:17 PM

50 aliens.

kimzar 03-24-2004 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Plan9
What more do you need?!

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/55360.jpg


yikes!! :eyecrazy

MetaformX 03-24-2004 05:27 PM

Everyone dwgs on Michael, but I bet Janet looks just as bad witout makeup. I gurantee it! :glugglug

prophit 03-24-2004 07:27 PM

WTF, everyone thinks everything is finite. Your arogant thinks you are in the realm of understanding. Well you are not. Man need to have yes or no answers because they can not bear there own lack of comprehension. Everything is thusly labeled black in white. Universal comprehension is not in the same thinking spectrum of man. So life probably exist and to think not is also someone that participates in man's decay. We cannot begin to grasp the thought of aliens, it is beyond our imaginations. But we were program with the possibility that we do hold in the truth clutched in our fist, which we don't. Who says that that there isn't multiple dimensions over on top of the wavelengths that we live in now? So now you just added multiple infinite possibilities to an infinite question now. So you now do you think the answer is in your reach now? [/rant]

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-24-2004 07:32 PM

Its a pretty "Black and White" Question though. There is no such thing as 1/2 dead. Its either one or the other.

There is Extraterrestrial life.
They have been here.
They are here now.:Graucho

They are everywhere.

KRL 03-24-2004 07:54 PM

Aliens first came here thousands of years ago. You can find documented archeological drawings of spacecraft shaped objects and beings wearing astronaut style helmets on cave walls all over the planet.

When we started playing with nuclear bombs for the first time, the UFO sightings over military bases jumped dramatically, in the US and in Russia. You can find tons of blacked out US government documents pertaining to sightings in all the military branch's historical file archives. If there is nothing being hidden from the public, why is so much blacked out on these files?

There are also procedures in every major fire station in the US which were drafted by the Air Force explaining what to do in the event of a CIRVIS (COMMUNICATIONS INSTRUCTIONS REPORTING VITAL INTELLIGENCE SIGHTINGS) event. Why?

If you look at the dramatic technology shift on this planet from relatively simple gadgets to incredibly sophisticated electronics it all coincides with the 50's and 60's timeline which is when our government first established contact and began working with them for scientific purposes.

Additionally from a purely logical analysis, if you calculate the vastness of the Universe, the fact that the basic ingredients for life are everywhere and not just in this sector, the odds are life forms of essentially the same type developed and eveloved over time just like they did here.

Obviously if a human like life form had developed a couple million years ahead of us, they would be so far advanced mentally and spiritually above us that we would be like apes to them.

And on a very simplistic level, to gaze into the heavens on a majestic starry night and have the arrogance to think we are it out of all of that is idiotic.

I've seen one UFO in my life. It was when I was studying astronmy in high school. I was out in my back yard with my telescope, looking up into the sky trying to decide which part of the sky to explore next and an extremely bright white small object went zooming across the sky. I thought wow I just saw an asteroid.

But it then did an instantaneous 90 degree turn and started zooming that way. I thought wow that asteroid just skipped off the atmosphere. Cool.

But it didn't disappear, it made another 90 degree turn and went zooming back exactly opposite its original incoming path and went back out into space.

I started to sweat and said to myself holy shit what the hell was that. Next thing I know a red colored object went flying across the same flight path in the sky. This one was even faster than the first one. It did a smoother turn than the first one which was a semi-circle and then zoomed back from the direction it had come in on.

I grabbed my telescope and ran in the house. Jumped in bed and pulled the covers over my head.

Scootermuze 03-24-2004 09:30 PM

It isn't so hard to believe that there is life somewhere out there once we drop the assumption that they all have 2 eyes, arms, legs, yada yada..

I think that would be toooo coincidental.

And as far as such other life being more advanced that we are..

Consider this.. If 'aliens' came from a galaxy just 20 million lightyears away and landed here today, this means that they would have had the ability to travel at the speed of light 20 million years ago.. and if their little speedometer stayed on 186000 mps, it would have taken them 20 million years to get here.. Those squirrely little bastards would be kinda old when they got here I'm thinkin'..

rdunn404 03-24-2004 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Scootermuze

Consider this.. If 'aliens' came from a galaxy just 20 million lightyears away and landed here today, this means that they would have had the ability to travel at the speed of light 20 million years ago.. and if their little speedometer stayed on 186000 mps, it would have taken them 20 million years to get here.. Those squirrely little bastards would be kinda old when they got here I'm thinkin'..

Why assume the speed of light is as fast as you can go? Also why assume distance exists on the level we can understand it?

junction 03-24-2004 10:13 PM

Cause Art Bell Told Me So

modelgigtalent 03-24-2004 10:14 PM

Aliens came here thousands (maybe millions) of years ago and bred with us to create what we are today.

modelgigtalent 03-24-2004 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by junction
Cause Art Bell Told Me So
Oh yeah, that too.
:thumbsup


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