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Mr.Fiction · 03-20-2004, 02:23 PM

Five British Muslims who were recently sent home from our prison at Guantánamo charge that their American captors brought in prostitutes to taunt them, because most had never even seen a naked woman before. It made me wonder how many members of al-Qaida have ever even dated a girl. We should hire women to infiltrate al-Qaida cells, and fuck them.

Things would change quickly. Because young Muslim men don't really hate America, they're jealous of America. We have rap videos, the Hilton sisters and magazines with titles like "Barely Legal." You know what's barely legal in Afghanistan? Everything.

Young men need sex, and if they don't get it for month after month after month, they wind up cursing the day they ever decided to go to Cornell.

Have you ever wondered why the word from the Arab street is so angry? It's because it's a bunch of guys standing in the street! Which is what guys do when they don't have girlfriends, or aren't allowed to even talk to a girl -- of course they want to commit suicide. Unlike this country, where it's the married guys who wanna kill themselves.

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature...pon/index.html

Read the whole article at the link!

benc · 03-20-2004, 02:24 PM

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nathan_f · 03-20-2004, 02:25 PM

He's a smart smart man..

alexg · 03-20-2004, 02:43 PM

I wish it was that simple

<IMX> · 03-20-2004, 03:30 PM

That is moronic.

erehwon · 03-20-2004, 05:10 PM

You really think its that simple?

Read Mohammed Atta's last letter found in his baggage.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/inter...560773,00.html

Want to end terrorism, get them while they are still very young, hatred is taught at home, & at school. It would make your blood boil to hear what they say about Americans around the world.

Roger · 03-20-2004, 05:38 PM

they bring in prostitutes?
Take me, I'm a terrorist

Roger · 03-20-2004, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
You really think its that simple?

Agreed, it's not that simple. Ben Laden himself was an alcoholic and went ou with plenty of prostitutes. Look at him now.
Some muslims change drastically, one day they're moderates and all of a sudden a few days later they become extremists.

Paul Markham · 03-20-2004, 10:23 PM

Didn't some of the 9/11 terrorist spend time in US universities?

As someone has already said the hatred is taught from the cradle. Remove the reasons for the hatred and you reduce terrorism. But it will take years and a foriegn policy that is anti Israel, so not very likely to happen.

Ic3m4nZ · 03-20-2004, 10:25 PM

Al-Qaida members jealous of America ??

They're only fighting the real terrorists.

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Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	How to end terrorism by Bill Maher Five British Muslims who were recently sent home from our prison at Guantánamo charge that their American captors brought in prostitutes to taunt them, because most had never even seen a naked woman before. It made me wonder how many members of al-Qaida have ever even dated a girl. We should hire women to infiltrate al-Qaida cells, and fuck them. Things would change quickly. Because young Muslim men don't really hate America, they're jealous of America. We have rap videos, the Hilton sisters and magazines with titles like "Barely Legal." You know what's barely legal in Afghanistan? Everything. Young men need sex, and if they don't get it for month after month after month, they wind up cursing the day they ever decided to go to Cornell. Have you ever wondered why the word from the Arab street is so angry? It's because it's a bunch of guys standing in the street! Which is what guys do when they don't have girlfriends, or aren't allowed to even talk to a girl -- of course they want to commit suicide. Unlike this country, where it's the married guys who wanna kill themselves. http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature...pon/index.html Read the whole article at the link! __________________ Don't be lazy, protect free speech: ACLU \| Free Speech Coalition \| EFF \| IMPA

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