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bluff · 03-20-2004, 10:47 AM

Best of 2003
Uncle Melon

He's so funny he makes the babes horny. He owns the biggest humor site in the world. He just signed a five movie development deal with Dreamworks. And now Uncle Melon is going to rank the top ten babes he banged in 2003.

Mixam, January 2004
Number 7: Hillary Rodman Clinton

Why She's a Babe:
She's not. I'm just elucidating a point.

Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha
First female U.S. President

Nickname for her Cootch:
Medium Grit (180)

One Liner that Sums Up the Bang:
A barren place where my seed could find no prosper.

Amusing Anecdote: By all accounts, Bill Clinton is a smart dude; Rhodes scholar, Yale Law School, President of the U.S. of A. But when it comes to women, I can Mensa his ass. When you're high profile like us, the key is to bang a broad that ain't gonna start talking about it the second your jism reaches room temperature. I knew that when my dick was done with Hillary's lips, they wouldn't start flapping about how I banged her in some banquet hall in Schenectady, NY. Notice that none of the celebrities in this article have been braggin about me? That's how I get to write this every year - and at 35 cents a word, it ain't a bad gig.

Number 6: Linda Cardinelli

Why She's a Babe:
I can watch ER with the old lady and imagine bangin' Linda during the 'sad' parts

Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha
On the steps of St. Peter's, if you know what I mean

Nickname for her Cootch:
Rome, because all roads lead to it

One Liner that Sums Up the Bang:
It was all fun and games until I imagined her with a mustache - you know, like in 5 years

Amusing Anecdote: Last season my agent gets me a part on ER. I was wearing a lot of make-up but you 'll probably remember me. I was Head Wound Victim 2. In my big scene I got to moan while Bob Newhart bitched about something. Now I don't watch the show because I have the attention span of George W. but one of the nurses is really hot. At lunch I chat her up and it turns out she's Linda Cardenelli, the actress that was Velma Dinkley in the Scooby Doo movie! I told her that I really thought she captured the true Velma. It was like watching the cartoon. Who new that she was a hot babe?

Later on in her trailer she was moaning louder than Bob Newhart with a head wound until I asked her to call me Scooby and say "Jinkies that's one big Scooby Snack." It pissed her off but then I got back in her good graces by a agreeing to help her find her glasses.

Number 5: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Why She's a Babe:
Two-last names, two gorgeous breasts, and two eager inputs below the waistline

Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha
Anywhere the old fart she married isn't

Nickname for her Cootch:
Her T-mobile wireless entry system

One Liner that Sums Up the Bang:
A good hard drilling - and only 10 cents a minute!

Amusing Anecdote: Porking a pregnant babe is always fun - the big sensitive nips, the crazy, mood-altering hormones coursing through her veins and the pressure from the baby adding that certain "Jenna say qua." When the pregnant babe is Catherine Zeta-Jones, it's time for a double dose of Viagra. I think Michael Douglas must have knocked her up with a turkey baster cause that girl was way overdue for a good stuffing. She wanted me to go down on her but I reminded her of the warning in Chapter 3 of What to Expect When You're Expecting, "Oral sex should be avoided in the third trimester because it can result in death." Now, I know killing a babe with my tongue would be good for my reputation but I want another shot at this one after her personal trainer gets her back into fighting shape.

Number 4: Jessica Alba

Why She's a Babe:
Have you looked at the picture?

Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha
It was either the "Lotus" or with a guy named Otis

Nickname for her Cootch:
Dark Angel

One Liner that Sums Up the Bang:
To be completed next year, I hope.

Amusing Anecdote: Back in March, the buzz at my gym was that Jessica Alba was a regular at the 1 PM yoga class. So the next day I set my alarm so I could get up early, put on my cleanest pair of socks and find that Puntamayo blanket my ex left behind. I had to shove an old yenta out of the way but I managed to snag a spot right next to Ms. Alba. I spent the next hour with my nose inches away from Jessica's sweet little honey pot. Have you ever done yoga with a raging hard-on? It rocks!

Number 3: Courtney Cox

Why She's a Babe:
She has more than one cock in her NAME, fer Christ's sake

Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha
On the floor with Friends

Nickname for her Cootch:
A dark place to dance

One Liner that Sums Up the Bang:
She claimed she learned hand jobs from Michael J. Fox - before he got Parkinson's

Amusing Anecdote: In the early 80's, when I was a struggling stand-up/actor, I shared a a 5th floor walk-up in the East Village with another struggling actor, Brad Pitt. Rent was $15 a month, the eight apartments on our floor shared a bathroom, when we had a "friend" spend the night, we got to sleep on the mattress that wasn't in the kitchen. You've heard these struggling actor stories before so I won't bore you. I had a pretty good day job but every month Brad had to go up to Grand Central Station and a blow a couple of guys to come up with his share of the rent.

That's how I ended up at a party at Jenn and Brad's house in the Hamptons last summer and why Brad put in a few good words with Courtney about his old roomie. Later in the hot tub, I put a few good moves on Ms. Cox with my special friend.

Number 2: Sarah Silverman

Why She's a Babe:
Based on her taste in men we can almost imagine having a chance

Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha
Standing up

Nickname for her Cootch:
The Rueben (I'm sorry but when I got done it looked like a thick slab of red, corned beef dripping with melted swiss cheese.)

One Liner that Sums Up the Bang:
She yanked my crank then I spanked that skank

Amusing Anecdote: I've got this weekly poker game over at the Friar's Club with a couple of regulars and whoever's in town. One night I'm playing with Alan King, Jeffrey Ross, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman and we just got totally wasted. Sarah is all over me but she's Jimmy's main squeeze so its really awkward. Finally I give Jimmy a look and he gives me a "go ahead" nod. Now Sarah is super cute and her bedroom exploits are legendary so I literally pick her up and carry her to a cab.
It was one of those nights that went on forever. Everytime I felt the Big O getting close I just thought of Jimmy Kimmel naked and I was good for another 20 minutes. Sarah is the kind of girl you marry. She's a whore in bed, she has a great sense of humor and when you bring her home to your mom? It's the good china, the chocolate-covered halvah and "So, how come such a nice girl isn't married?" A little later on she's got your Matzoh balls on her chin while you slather the bitter herbs* all over her face.

Number 1: Nicole Kidman

Why She's a Babe:
Dumped, young, drunk = sexy!

Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha
Any position - as long as the man is taller than 4 feet

Nickname for her Cootch:
The Tasmanian C

One Liner that Sums Up the Bang:
You know she's cumming when New South Wales

Amusing Anecdote: Backstage at last year's Golden Globes Award show I was talking to some nameless studio executive when Nicole Kidman walked in. Every eye in the room was drawn to her in that beautiful lavender dress with the peek-a-boo hemline and the sexy black heels. Black shoes! Nicole, always a fashion adventurer, dared to wear shoes that were not dyed to match her dress. She also dared to walk up to me and ask if there was a part in my movie for her. We lost the suit and had a great conversation full of laughter, sexual inuendo and touching. Later in the evening when Nicole was announced as the winner of the Best Actress Award, the camera panned to her assigned seat and she was AWOL. She was with me in a stall in the men's room polishing my "Oscar." She had to tell everyone she was taking a pee! Later on we had a good laugh while I gave her globes a golden shower.

* For my gentile friends, "bitter herbs" is what Jews call horseradish. I believe it was Rabbi Jose, the Gallilean, that first used the term bitter herbs as an euphorism for spunk.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	?They never thought it would happen to them.? That?s what we hear everytime a guy gets tricked by a h0t transsexua1 into thinking that they are a girl. But don?t worry because our fearless guys get so turned on and fascinated that they end up going through with it anyway and we?ve got the hardc0re ph0t0s & vide0s to prove it. Watch them all now: http://dead.burdock.nowvdont.kolbask...ble/index.html De1ete from mailing: http://changes.explain.husbands.kolbaska.com/index.html complained william presence here chin, footman industrious. twitter show swedish thesei wits: http://www.wanderedstrangers.com/yelp/index.html carefully bird nowvbut couldnt joy himself. curiouser calmly, his sharply kept processions floor? saddle ready thingschips, can song master large, multiplication, window lingered word searched panting taller ruled, moved we. roots sobbed anxiously everybody that. bye Dplanning Fstarts

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bluff Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bluffville Posts: 6,253	Best of 2003 Uncle Melon He's so funny he makes the babes horny. He owns the biggest humor site in the world. He just signed a five movie development deal with Dreamworks. And now Uncle Melon is going to rank the top ten babes he banged in 2003. Mixam, January 2004 Number 7: Hillary Rodman Clinton Why She's a Babe: She's not. I'm just elucidating a point. Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha First female U.S. President Nickname for her Cootch: Medium Grit (180) One Liner that Sums Up the Bang: A barren place where my seed could find no prosper. Amusing Anecdote: By all accounts, Bill Clinton is a smart dude; Rhodes scholar, Yale Law School, President of the U.S. of A. But when it comes to women, I can Mensa his ass. When you're high profile like us, the key is to bang a broad that ain't gonna start talking about it the second your jism reaches room temperature. I knew that when my dick was done with Hillary's lips, they wouldn't start flapping about how I banged her in some banquet hall in Schenectady, NY. Notice that none of the celebrities in this article have been braggin about me? That's how I get to write this every year - and at 35 cents a word, it ain't a bad gig. Number 6: Linda Cardinelli Why She's a Babe: I can watch ER with the old lady and imagine bangin' Linda during the 'sad' parts Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha On the steps of St. Peter's, if you know what I mean Nickname for her Cootch: Rome, because all roads lead to it One Liner that Sums Up the Bang: It was all fun and games until I imagined her with a mustache - you know, like in 5 years Amusing Anecdote: Last season my agent gets me a part on ER. I was wearing a lot of make-up but you 'll probably remember me. I was Head Wound Victim 2. In my big scene I got to moan while Bob Newhart bitched about something. Now I don't watch the show because I have the attention span of George W. but one of the nurses is really hot. At lunch I chat her up and it turns out she's Linda Cardenelli, the actress that was Velma Dinkley in the Scooby Doo movie! I told her that I really thought she captured the true Velma. It was like watching the cartoon. Who new that she was a hot babe? Later on in her trailer she was moaning louder than Bob Newhart with a head wound until I asked her to call me Scooby and say "Jinkies that's one big Scooby Snack." It pissed her off but then I got back in her good graces by a agreeing to help her find her glasses. Number 5: Catherine Zeta-Jones Why She's a Babe: Two-last names, two gorgeous breasts, and two eager inputs below the waistline Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha Anywhere the old fart she married isn't Nickname for her Cootch: Her T-mobile wireless entry system One Liner that Sums Up the Bang: A good hard drilling - and only 10 cents a minute! Amusing Anecdote: Porking a pregnant babe is always fun - the big sensitive nips, the crazy, mood-altering hormones coursing through her veins and the pressure from the baby adding that certain "Jenna say qua." When the pregnant babe is Catherine Zeta-Jones, it's time for a double dose of Viagra. I think Michael Douglas must have knocked her up with a turkey baster cause that girl was way overdue for a good stuffing. She wanted me to go down on her but I reminded her of the warning in Chapter 3 of What to Expect When You're Expecting, "Oral sex should be avoided in the third trimester because it can result in death." Now, I know killing a babe with my tongue would be good for my reputation but I want another shot at this one after her personal trainer gets her back into fighting shape. Number 4: Jessica Alba Why She's a Babe: Have you looked at the picture? Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha It was either the "Lotus" or with a guy named Otis Nickname for her Cootch: Dark Angel One Liner that Sums Up the Bang: To be completed next year, I hope. Amusing Anecdote: Back in March, the buzz at my gym was that Jessica Alba was a regular at the 1 PM yoga class. So the next day I set my alarm so I could get up early, put on my cleanest pair of socks and find that Puntamayo blanket my ex left behind. I had to shove an old yenta out of the way but I managed to snag a spot right next to Ms. Alba. I spent the next hour with my nose inches away from Jessica's sweet little honey pot. Have you ever done yoga with a raging hard-on? It rocks! Number 3: Courtney Cox Why She's a Babe: She has more than one cock in her NAME, fer Christ's sake Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha On the floor with Friends Nickname for her Cootch: A dark place to dance One Liner that Sums Up the Bang: She claimed she learned hand jobs from Michael J. Fox - before he got Parkinson's Amusing Anecdote: In the early 80's, when I was a struggling stand-up/actor, I shared a a 5th floor walk-up in the East Village with another struggling actor, Brad Pitt. Rent was $15 a month, the eight apartments on our floor shared a bathroom, when we had a "friend" spend the night, we got to sleep on the mattress that wasn't in the kitchen. You've heard these struggling actor stories before so I won't bore you. I had a pretty good day job but every month Brad had to go up to Grand Central Station and a blow a couple of guys to come up with his share of the rent. That's how I ended up at a party at Jenn and Brad's house in the Hamptons last summer and why Brad put in a few good words with Courtney about his old roomie. Later in the hot tub, I put a few good moves on Ms. Cox with my special friend. Number 2: Sarah Silverman Why She's a Babe: Based on her taste in men we can almost imagine having a chance Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha Standing up Nickname for her Cootch: The Rueben (I'm sorry but when I got done it looked like a thick slab of red, corned beef dripping with melted swiss cheese.) One Liner that Sums Up the Bang: She yanked my crank then I spanked that skank Amusing Anecdote: I've got this weekly poker game over at the Friar's Club with a couple of regulars and whoever's in town. One night I'm playing with Alan King, Jeffrey Ross, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman and we just got totally wasted. Sarah is all over me but she's Jimmy's main squeeze so its really awkward. Finally I give Jimmy a look and he gives me a "go ahead" nod. Now Sarah is super cute and her bedroom exploits are legendary so I literally pick her up and carry her to a cab. It was one of those nights that went on forever. Everytime I felt the Big O getting close I just thought of Jimmy Kimmel naked and I was good for another 20 minutes. Sarah is the kind of girl you marry. She's a whore in bed, she has a great sense of humor and when you bring her home to your mom? It's the good china, the chocolate-covered halvah and "So, how come such a nice girl isn't married?" A little later on she's got your Matzoh balls on her chin while you slather the bitter herbs* all over her face. Number 1: Nicole Kidman Why She's a Babe: Dumped, young, drunk = sexy! Favorite hahahahahahahahahaha Any position - as long as the man is taller than 4 feet Nickname for her Cootch: The Tasmanian C One Liner that Sums Up the Bang: You know she's cumming when New South Wales Amusing Anecdote: Backstage at last year's Golden Globes Award show I was talking to some nameless studio executive when Nicole Kidman walked in. Every eye in the room was drawn to her in that beautiful lavender dress with the peek-a-boo hemline and the sexy black heels. Black shoes! Nicole, always a fashion adventurer, dared to wear shoes that were not dyed to match her dress. She also dared to walk up to me and ask if there was a part in my movie for her. We lost the suit and had a great conversation full of laughter, sexual inuendo and touching. Later in the evening when Nicole was announced as the winner of the Best Actress Award, the camera panned to her assigned seat and she was AWOL. She was with me in a stall in the men's room polishing my "Oscar." She had to tell everyone she was taking a pee! Later on we had a good laugh while I gave her globes a golden shower. * For my gentile friends, "bitter herbs" is what Jews call horseradish. I believe it was Rabbi Jose, the Gallilean, that first used the term bitter herbs as an euphorism for spunk.

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