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03-18-2004, 06:45 PM
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Have you ever been this desparate for $$$?
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Small party with a few freinds, as you can see one was drinking and took a liking to a childs doll.  After a little more drinking the bet was made.. $20 to hit the grocery store for some muchies with the doll, a plastic kids shopping cart, and a meaningless conversation with the doll thru the isles. We thought he'd puss out once we got there. We were wrong! And he's off!  Did his shopping!  and had his meaningless conversation with the doll.. this was a half second before he cuffed the doll in the head and blurted out "i said NO COOKIES you little prick" 
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03-18-2004, 06:46 PM
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then made it thru the checkout without security or the police
 And made his getaway..  I can't figure out if this was the best $20 i've ever spent or he's the biggest dumbass I know. (sorry about the blurry pictures, i was trying like hell to get them without anyone actually knowing I was with him)
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03-18-2004, 06:46 PM
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omg, should I cry of laugh ? lol
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03-18-2004, 06:47 PM
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It's spelled 'aisles'.
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03-18-2004, 06:47 PM
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Pointless?
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03-18-2004, 06:48 PM
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Nice
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03-18-2004, 06:49 PM
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Ik ben een aap
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I guess this must be one of those situations where you gotta be there huh?
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03-18-2004, 06:51 PM
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i feel bad for him
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03-18-2004, 06:53 PM
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i think it's priceless..don't you have any freaking imagination
shouting "i said no fucking cookies LOL" great stuff
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03-18-2004, 06:55 PM
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hehe that's priceless
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03-18-2004, 06:55 PM
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LOL... yes sir that was one fun/fucked up night...I'm still in shock that he did it for $20 i would have held out for more!!!
Bullshit... i wouldnt have done it When are we getting him back up here to pull more stupid shit like that??? |
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03-18-2004, 06:55 PM
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Not bad. Not bad at all.
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03-18-2004, 06:59 PM
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never been that desperate for $20 but that is just to funny. We used to get stoned and walk through the groucery store eating chips and cakes and cookies and things of that nature but never talking to and assaulting a doll...lol
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03-18-2004, 07:01 PM
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I'm not impressed in 2004 some people will even kill others for 20$.
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03-18-2004, 07:09 PM
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I would have done it for $10.
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03-18-2004, 07:12 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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That's funny yet sooo wrong
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03-18-2004, 07:18 PM
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Amazing that mall security didn't stop him
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03-18-2004, 07:23 PM
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they arnt recent pics.. that was done back in 1998 |
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03-19-2004, 08:58 PM
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03-19-2004, 10:32 PM
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Hmm..yeah he just made $120 an hour, who's the dumbass??
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03-19-2004, 10:34 PM
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reminds my of big fat wedding show..
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03-19-2004, 10:38 PM
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ahha classic. im sure he didnt do it for the money but its jsut fun to do funny shit like that sometimes
as immature as it is next time me and my mates are drunk were going to take the video camera into the shopping centre and get one person to pick up the PA microphone and start by saying....."attention all....this is god talking to you" should be pretty funny to see peoples reactions. |
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03-19-2004, 10:40 PM
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I bet he was a SWOIT sig whore!
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03-19-2004, 10:43 PM
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Seems like that story could be put to use in one of those Mastercard "Priceless" advertisements.
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