Wouldn't Gays love to go to prison?

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  • Mr. Marks
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    • Jun 2001
    • 7517
    #1

    Wouldn't Gays love to go to prison?

    I mean, wouldn't gay dudes want to beat a path to the nearest prison because it has wall to wall cock and is a butthole bonanza seekers' delight?

    I can see a gay dude in prison thinking like Bubba Gump talking about the differing recipes for shrip from the movie "Forrest Gump".... "black dick, brown dick, white dick, hard dick, soft dick, throbbing dick, twisted dick, thick dick, thin dick, violent dick, sensitive dick...dick dick dick...." LOL
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133987
      #2
      I bet you have an erection thinking about it don't you?...homo

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        • Mr. Marks
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          • Jun 2001
          • 7517
          #3
          Originally posted by spunky1
          I bet you have an erection thinking about it don't you?...homo
          Is that what your dad tells you?

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            • reynold
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              • Oct 2002
              • 51271
              #4
              I think so, co'z there's a lot
              of boys them to meet!!

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                • Mr. Marks
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                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7517
                  #5
                  Heavy D once released an album that boasted that it will make rap fans "happier than a punk in prison." He caught a lot of flack for it. I don't see anything inaccurate about the quote unless of course the punk in question is a straight guy forced to suck cock or else get beat down Compton-style.

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                    • unconnected
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                      • Aug 2001
                      • 1025
                      #6
                      besides the fact that you have a super high risk of getting aids in Prison and the fact that just because you are gay it doesn't mean you can't be raped, sure, I bet they are lining up to get in..

                      Jesus, some people should not be allowed to procreate
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                        • Mr. Marks
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                          • Jun 2001
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by unconnected
                          besides the fact that you have a super high risk of getting aids in Prison and the fact that just because you are gay it doesn't mean you can't be raped, sure, I bet they are lining up to get in..

                          Jesus, some people should not be allowed to procreate
                          It's not rape if they dig getting anally probed now, would it?

                          As for aids, Im sure the prison authorities dispense condoms, etc.

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                            • Dawgy
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                              • Jul 2001
                              • 5856
                              #8
                              you sir, are a fucking idiot and i hope you get to experience the pleasure of being assraped in prison one day.
                              the revolution is coming.

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                                • Napolean
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 4327
                                  #9
                                  you gotta put it in a point of view for a straight male..

                                  how many straight guys would dig getting locked up in a womens prison?
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                                    • Mr. Marks
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                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 7517
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Dawgy
                                      you sir, are a fucking idiot and i hope you get to experience the pleasure of being assraped in prison one day.
                                      Im not talking about rape. Which is normally reserved as punishment for punks and other straights anyway. I'm talking about gay dudes enjoying a virtual cock buffet in prison. They're catching, tons of straight dudes pitching?

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                                        • strats
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 1805
                                          #11
                                          so prisons are full of aids?

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133987
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by papichulo


                                              It's not rape if they dig getting anally probed now, would it?

                                              As for aids, Im sure the prison authorities dispense condoms, etc.
                                              Oh yea they condone free sex...you haven't been to prison,Bubba would tear your ass apart and stuff those condoms in your mouth to silence the screams

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                                                • Mr. Marks
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                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 7517
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by spunky1

                                                  Oh yea they condone free sex...you haven't been to prison,Bubba would tear your ass apart and stuff those condoms in your mouth to silence the screams
                                                  Is that what Jamaal did to you?

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                                                    • Mr. Marks
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                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 7517
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by spunky1

                                                      Oh yea they condone free sex...you haven't been to prison,Bubba would tear your ass apart and stuff those condoms in your mouth to silence the screams
                                                      Was that what Jamaal did to you?

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                                                        • Dawgy
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                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 5856
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by papichulo
                                                          Im not talking about rape. Which is normally reserved as punishment for punks and other straights anyway. I'm talking about gay dudes enjoying a virtual cock buffet in prison. They're catching, tons of straight dudes pitching?
                                                          point taken.

                                                          prison isnt a cock buffet, though.

                                                          any adult webmaster party... now THATS a cock buffet.
                                                          the revolution is coming.

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                                                            • Rictor
                                                              Old Timer
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 12208
                                                              #16
                                                              Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison.

                                                              And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.

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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133987
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by papichulo


                                                                  Was that what Jamaal did to you?
                                                                  So your one of Jamaal's bitches now?

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                                                                    • Mr. Marks
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                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                      • 7517
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by spunky1

                                                                      So your one of Jamaal's bitches now?
                                                                      So are you jealous? Just because you love getting cornholed doesn't mean your man can't be friends with other straight men.

                                                                      No need to be bitchy and possesive. You're his wife but he can have straight friends to you know. Let the guy enjoy sports games with his buddies, you have dibs on his hard black snake.


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                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133987
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                          Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison.

                                                                          And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.
                                                                          You seem quite knowledgable on the subject

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                                                                            • Mr. Marks
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                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                              • 7517
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I'm no talking about rape.

                                                                              But good point about the differing types of gay dudes though, pitcher vs catcher distinction.

                                                                              Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                              Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison.

                                                                              And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.

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                                                                                • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                  • 7517
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by spunky1

                                                                                  You seem quite knowledgable on the subject
                                                                                  That's because you ICQ'ed me crying about your problems. You should definitely stop watching Oprah and Dr. Phil and start working things out with your man directly.

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                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 133987
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by papichulo


                                                                                      That's because you ICQ'ed me crying about your problems. You should definitely stop watching Oprah and Dr. Phil and start working things out with your man directly.
                                                                                      Stop your going to start to actually make me cry... What does Papichulo mean anyways?...Daddy's Bitch?.If you spent any time at all you would be talking a differant tune punk..Snot nosed twits like you get gangbanged and dummied all the time...Joking about this subject means either your some faggot who beats off thinking about it or you have Micheal Jackson posters on your wall

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                                                                                        • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                          • 7517
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          You're not making sense. I don't understand what you're saying. Oh I forgot, you got a thick meaty cock in your mouth.

                                                                                          Originally posted by spunky1

                                                                                          Stop your going to start to actually make me cry... What does Papichulo mean anyways?...Daddy's Bitch?.If you spent any time at all you would be talking a differant tune punk..Snot nosed twits like you get gangbanged and dummied all the time...Joking about this subject means either your some faggot who beats off thinking about it or you have Micheal Jackson posters on your wall

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                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                              • 133987
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                              I bet you have an erection thinking about it don't you?...homo

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                                                                                                • DreamCumTrue
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  My uncle went to jail, he's gay, and he didn't enjoy himself one bit, it's JAIL for cripes sake!

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                                                                                                    • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                                      Maybe the crap you post would make more sense if you take your thumb out of your ass while reading this thread.

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                                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 133987
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by papichulo


                                                                                                          Maybe the crap you post would make more sense if you take your thumb out of your ass while reading this thread.
                                                                                                          Wake me up when this twat responds with something interesting to read.Lame remarks Wetback

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                                                                                                            • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by spunky1

                                                                                                              Wake me up when this twat responds with something interesting to read.Lame remarks Wetback
                                                                                                              So you now pull the race card.

                                                                                                              Classic. I schooled you in your own homophobia and that's the best you can do.

                                                                                                              Why don't you go back to sig whoring or sucking cock for quarters or whatever the fuck an 3|337 webmaster such as yourself do for a living?

                                                                                                              LOL These suburban punks crack me up every fucking time

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                                                                                                                • Centurion
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by papichulo


                                                                                                                  It's not rape if they dig getting anally probed now, would it?

                                                                                                                  As for aids, Im sure the prison authorities dispense condoms, etc.
                                                                                                                  What parallel universe do you come from??

                                                                                                                  Yeah..I'm sure the authorities pass out condoms, lubricant, and plenty of towels along with some very nice herbal tea every evening just before lights out.


                                                                                                                  DOH!

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                                                                                                                    • Centurion
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Napolean
                                                                                                                      you gotta put it in a point of view for a straight male..

                                                                                                                      how many straight guys would dig getting locked up in a womens prison?
                                                                                                                      Have you ever SEEN the women in prison? SHUDDER!!

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                                                                                                                        • rett11
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                                                                                                                          WTF?! come on...some people need a refresher course.
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                                                                                                                            • Living For Today
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              So basically its like a straight guy being sent to a place full of horny bitches. I can see it in that light. You wouldnt wanna go there though there is horny bitches everywhere. And most of them in jail are probably dog sluts.

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                                                                                                                                • kush
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                                                                  Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison.

                                                                                                                                  And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.
                                                                                                                                  Are you a pitcher?

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                                                                                                                                    • clickhappy
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Years ago I heard that in San Francisco the prisons have a gay secton and a straight section, and they ask you your sexual orientation when they get you. So if youre gay they put you in the gay section and it's nice and clean in there and all the guys get together and watch movies. and in the straight section it's filthy and dangerous.

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                                                                                                                                        • pimplink
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                                                                                                                                          It has "GUYS" written all over it!

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                                                                                                                                            • Ironhorse
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              That's a dopey idea, why would anyone want to get raped? I bet you can go to any gay bar and get same treatment and go home and have a taco and go to sleep.
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                                                                                                                                                • Ironhorse
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                                                                                                                  Years ago I heard that in San Francisco the prisons have a gay secton and a straight section, and they ask you your sexual orientation when they get you. So if youre gay they put you in the gay section and it's nice and clean in there and all the guys get together and watch movies. and in the straight section it's filthy and dangerous.
                                                                                                                                                  There should be a Simpsons episode on this, I'm laughing in anticipation
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                                                                                                                                                    • Kicker
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                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                                                                                      I bet you have an erection thinking about it don't you?...homo
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                                                                                                                                                        • alan-l
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          why go to prison when they can go to a disco o public bathroom without the need of being locked?

                                                                                                                                                          Then I realize I'm spending my time answering such a brainless question

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                                                                                                                                                            • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by kush


                                                                                                                                                              Are you a pitcher?
                                                                                                                                                              He could be both... short stop?

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                                                                                                                                                                • rett11
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                                                                                                                                                                  making fun of gays is so fucking dumb.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by rett11
                                                                                                                                                                      making fun of gays is so fucking dumb.
                                                                                                                                                                      I'm not making fun, this is a serious discussion about sexuality and the penal system.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Goose
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Prisons are the place to be for them
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                                                                                                                                                                            • EviLGuY
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 12745
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              They don't want to go because they don't like the OUTFITS of course.

                                                                                                                                                                              No offense to gay people.. I still love you all!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Jace
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  you obviously have never been to prison and have been watching too much oz

                                                                                                                                                                                  go back to the backwoods idiot!

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