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#1 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 546
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![]() A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know. I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand, his testicles in the other, takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!" Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back!" ![]() |
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#2 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: T.O.
Posts: 2,430
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its alright
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#3 |
Traffillionaire
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: ICQ:209371571
Posts: 22,430
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lame!
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#4 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: EU
Posts: 6,103
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#5 |
Back in the harbor
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,482
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bet he used that again
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