50 AaronM fake names! :glugglug

Morning Amp!

at least 50

correction . . . . e-drama

far as I'm concerned, this drama is over.... (for now)

but if Aaron wants to bump this stuff to entertain himself, hey... knock yourself out buddy.

I got other things to do today.

Dar-rell, Dar-rell, Dar-rell

AaronM's real name is no big secret, he told me a long time ago that he reversed his first and last name. It looks simple but it actually is really confusing when you think about it.


so folks, I'll spill the beans

Aaron Mathews real name is Matthew Aaronson

he did that so he was able to hide his real identity but still recognise when someone was calling him in a crowd as people naturally look to whoever is calling their real name - thus the fake name looks and feels and acts much more real.

there, I said it. Now you can find him in hotels under his real name so he won't be able to hide at conventions anymore. mooohahahahahahaha

take that mother fucker for haveing all those models fuck in my bed when I wasn't there.

Brutus Johnson ... Amp told me..

His real name is Curtis Jackson.

Somebody ran out of beer.

Want me to spot you a 24 pack of Corona?

Can I get some, while reading this thread. I love popcorn & drama it all goes together!

jDOG

Is Malezia a Negro or isn't she?

My real name is Sly RJ. That's how I checked into The OMNI!

Drama Level???

:thumbsup

you cant give up ? hehe, she is french that spent alot of time under the sun :1orglaugh

jesus....

seriously, what is your problem? do you enjoy riding my ass like this? do you literally have nothing better to do with your fucking time? or do you just get an erection out of it?

this is some seriously non-productive shit, for BOTH of us.

step away from the fucking computer and go get a goddamned life. Leave me the fuck out of your soap operas.

you're not a fucking pimp, you're not being "cool", you're not The Fonz, and the world does not spin around the axis of your head.

take a break from chatting up your buddies in your little cyber drama world and go take a fucking walk and get some air or something.

fuck...

Does this mean you don't want the Corona?

AMP.....Here's the deal.

I did not want this on the boards. All I ever wanted was to talk to you on the phone and try to reason with you over a simple misunderstanding that YOU were responsible for. You could not handle that so I brought it here. As far as that issues is concerned ...I am done with it on this board.

BUT......The "All mighty AMP" is no different than any other GFYer. With that in mind....If I see an oppertunity to have some fun and exploit the situation, I will do so....Just like I would with anybody else.

It's not about you....It's about me having fun.

If you truly want me to respect your wishes then perhaps you can start by respecting mine and contact me off the board.

It's a simple thing and you seem sober at the moment so I suspect that you are able to grasp the concept at this point in time.

If you want if off the boards...Contact me off the boards. If you wanna play.....Have at it.

I dont see anything wrong with the name Matthew Aaronson, am i missing something here?

so because I asked you to leave me alone, stop calling, and am unwilling to have a phone conversation, you figured that was a license to fucking ride me here.

never claimed I was... not seriously anyway... and you know it.

bullshit. Your little thumb sticking in my ribs every chance you get with your cry-out-for-sympathy posts like "I'll get blamed for this now too...", "It'll be my fault again, always is.", "Here we go again..." have absolutely NOTHING to do with you "having fun" so don't blow that smoke up my ass. I'm not a brain surgeon but I'm not fucking retarded either.

fuck.... off.

Who the fuck do you think you are? I never started any drama about this.... I never talked shit about you... I simply asked that you leave me alone. Contacting you is not a prerequisite to that.

for the billionth time: Leave me alone.

grasp that concept.

this standoff is starting to remind me of elien gonzales

I wish I knew flash.

My thesis:

AMP likes this shotgun prose. Short, sharp sentences. A little artful, a little sophisticated.

A little "axis of your head", a little "gonna burn you down with my cigarette".

Sure - it's not Tolstoy, it's not even Hemingway. But it works in this context. And when Aaron potatoes-and-gravy answer comes, we all see the difference.

:1orglaugh

lOLROFL wonderful analysis

p.s. dont talk about fight club

:1orglaugh funny shit man... but what is the deal about his name?

Amp you started the drama when you were drunk, face that its still here when you are sober. Its GFY for ya baby :)