Classic! OJ says "Martha Stewart was framed!" - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 03-17-2004, 12:23 PM

The former football star says Stewart was framed?and offers to help look for the real liars.

March 16 - Embattled domestic diva Martha Stewart received support from an unlikely ally today in the person of former football great O.J. Simpson. Simpson took time out from a round of golf in Sarasota, Florida, to tell members of the press that he believed Stewart had been "framed" in her recent trial on charges stemming from her sale of ImClone stock.

The Heisman Trophy winner said that he would drop everything to help Stewart, telling reporters, "From this day forward, I will dedicate all of my time and energy to finding the real liars." According to Simpson, the domestic doyenne was not responsible for the lies about her stock sale, but instead was "set up" by "the real liars," whose identities remain unknown.

MSNBC link

maxdaname · 03-17-2004, 12:30 PM

From all the celebs out there, she had the get HIS support! Poor Martha!

Vic Lagina · 03-17-2004, 12:38 PM

It's all a conspiracy.

I love it how he says he will drop everything to find the real liars...just like he has dropped everything to find Ron and Nicole's REAL killers. I guess that excludes golf...seems like that's all the motherfucker does nowadays.

Holly · 03-17-2004, 12:47 PM

satire

n.

1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

icedemon · 03-17-2004, 12:47 PM

STOP CONFUSING ME.

At first I though it was a joke. Then it looked kinda real. Then after reading where it says "Satire", I realize it's a joke again.

My brain cann't take this during this time of the day.

Amputate Your Head · 03-17-2004, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
satire

n.

1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

i thought it would last longer than 3 replies.

Bansheelinks · 03-17-2004, 12:53 PM

Maybe he'll visit her in prison with a knife...........oh sorry, that was Mark Furman.

What? Furman wasn't even there until about 40 other officers had already combed the scene? What? That was OJ's blood found all over the place? Liar! What? They had Martha dumping that stock after she found out others were going to dump it? Lies I tell you! Believe in OJ! He is right! Forensic science and everyone else is wrong! That picture of him in those Bruno Magli shoes he denied having was also obviously a fake! Right?

I mean, come on, both of those people can't be guilty?

Right?

axelcat · 03-17-2004, 12:55 PM

Holly · 03-17-2004, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

i thought it would last longer than 3 replies.

See? It doesn't even matter. That's what special about this place.

TheJimmy · 03-17-2004, 12:56 PM

SLAiN787 · 03-17-2004, 12:57 PM

Vic Lagina · 03-17-2004, 01:01 PM

Damn! You got me!

If I had hit the link, I would have known better....

Nice haze!

riosluts · 03-17-2004, 01:02 PM

jsut because she or they are celebrities doesnt mean they dont deserve to go to jail

Bansheelinks · 03-17-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by riosluts
jsut because she or they are celebrities doesnt mean they dont deserve to go to jail

I wasn't being serious, Riosluts. I was being goofy along with the spirit of this thread which is satire. I think she should rot in prison. And OJ? Lets just say I wish he would have committed the crime and been criminally convicted in Florida. Need I say more? And no, thats NOT satire.

Hollywood Horwitz · 03-17-2004, 03:48 PM

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