Ordering Pizza In The Year 2010 - GoFuckYourself.com

Ludedude · 03-17-2004, 01:44 PM

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Jones . I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell
number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it"

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a
motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics.

Reak · 03-17-2004, 01:47 PM

damn, did you made that all by yourself ?

good one though

Oracle Porn · 03-17-2004, 01:47 PM

Dawgy · 03-17-2004, 01:49 PM

lol

more like 2005

SlickCash Sarah · 03-17-2004, 01:50 PM

LOL....very inventive

cayne · 03-17-2004, 01:54 PM

nice written.

axelcat · 03-17-2004, 01:55 PM

very nice

03-17-2004, 01:55 PM

Babagirls · 03-17-2004, 01:58 PM

Hahaha!! Thats good.......i called the pizza shop a few weeks ago to order a pizza....they asked me if i would like to have the "usual"...didnt know they recorded previous orders lol Takes one min to order a pizza now.

and like that pizza guy would say "sir" that much

ya right

X-Wing · 03-17-2004, 01:58 PM

Very nice

jpwhits · 03-17-2004, 02:00 PM

god damn terrorist pizza sellers

NoCarrier · 03-17-2004, 02:02 PM

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Nicky · 03-17-2004, 02:03 PM

hahaha thats fucking funny

03-17-2004, 02:04 PM

theharvman · 03-17-2004, 02:07 PM

That was the first time I have seen a post that long and acturally liked it! great job man!

Ludedude · 03-17-2004, 02:55 PM

Heh I wish I could take credit for it but I don't know the original author. It was passed to me in an email and made me laugh.

Glad you're all enjoying it

TekayRoyal · 03-17-2004, 02:58 PM

someone needs to bump this thread in 2010

BuckLover · 03-17-2004, 03:02 PM

Ludedude · 03-17-2004, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TekayRoyal
someone needs to bump this thread in 2010

LMAO

TweetyBird · 03-17-2004, 03:17 PM

hehe

PlayGirl · 03-17-2004, 03:58 PM

i loved the soybean yogurt pizza

Ic3m4nZ · 03-17-2004, 04:02 PM

BradM · 03-17-2004, 04:04 PM

Ollllld
But still funny

chemicaleyes · 03-17-2004, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude

LMAO

kimzar · 03-17-2004, 04:26 PM

LMAO

4Pics · 03-17-2004, 04:28 PM

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Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Ordering Pizza In The Year 2010 Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order." Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Jones . I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?" Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir." Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..." Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir." Customer: "Whaddya mean?" Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice." Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?" Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it" Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?" Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion." Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?" Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99." Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit." Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here." Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn." Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?" Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?" Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it." Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!" Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop." Customer: (Speechless) Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?" Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. __________________

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