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KraZ · 03-17-2004, 11:00 AM

Based on a joke:

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Here" she said, "you must put it in here!"

Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!"

"Tarzan check for bees."

jpwhits · 03-17-2004, 11:03 AM

so you send someone out with a camera and he kicks women in the crotch then says ME CHECK FOR BEES?

KraZ · 03-17-2004, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jpwhits
so you send someone out with a camera and he kicks women in the crotch then says ME CHECK FOR BEES?

More or less ... the trick is get more and more beautiful women

alan-l · 03-17-2004, 12:21 PM

it's so stupid it will be a huge success!

Basic_man · 03-17-2004, 12:23 PM

Mouhahahaha

Go for it !

wdsguy · 03-17-2004, 12:46 PM

ROFL funny shit

03-17-2004, 11:00 AM	#1
KraZ Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ:: 18822023 Posts: 2,636	New reality site idea: Tarzan meets... Based on a joke: When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Here" she said, "you must put it in here!" Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the Hell did you do that for?!" "Tarzan check for bees." __________________ Selling MedicalPorn,com and a dozen other gyno & doctor domains here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=871984

03-17-2004, 12:23 PM	#5
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03-17-2004, 11:03 AM	#2
jpwhits Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,045	so you send someone out with a camera and he kicks women in the crotch then says ME CHECK FOR BEES?

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alan-l Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: look behind you Posts: 2,477	it's so stupid it will be a huge success!

03-17-2004, 12:46 PM	#6
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	ROFL funny shit