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03-16-2004, 11:14 AM
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I am cool
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MIchael Jackson Jokes (Post them)
Whats the Diffrence between MIchael Jackson and a Pimple?
The pimple doen't cum on you're face until puberity |
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03-16-2004, 11:15 AM
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I am cool
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Did you hear MIchael Jackson Was caught shopping at wal-mart?
He heard that little boys pants where 1/2 off |
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03-16-2004, 11:16 AM
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omg, hehe
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03-16-2004, 11:16 AM
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heh
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03-16-2004, 11:17 AM
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holla
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KMR shaves and owes me money@$%^ *DRAMA*
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03-16-2004, 11:19 AM
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i just heard on the news mj died..
he ate a 5 year old sausage |
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03-16-2004, 11:20 AM
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holla
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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World." Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me." Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic surgery on his pecker. Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore. Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely. Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Dianna Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST. Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy? A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!" Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road? A: "I'll be there!" If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long. Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song? A: "And then he touched me" I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant: He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over. Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!" Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common? A: They both played with little wieners. Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? A: He ate a nine year old wiener! Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria? A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners. Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? A: Foreplay. Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common? A: They both know how to rear a child. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors. Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA? A: He's a crack shooter. Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA? A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing. It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space. A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back". Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday? A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift... Q: Where's Michael going on holiday? A: He's off to Tampa with the kids. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? A: They both have small boys pants at half off! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings. Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart? A: He heard they had small boys pants half off. Q: What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit? A: A happy meal. McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"... It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns. The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson. It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns. Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common? A: Both hold the juice. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio? A: He heard there's a Youngstown there. Q: What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name? A: Melikeemyoung. Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room? A: He was choking on a small bone! Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich? A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns. Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: Ask Michael Jackson. Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5? A: A threesome with Michael Jackson. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends? A: Because there are twenty of them! An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?". The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it." The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4." Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!" Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys! Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael? A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom. Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers? A: Michael Jackson's hand! Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants? A: Michael Jackson's makeup. Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand. Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster? A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white. Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? A: Emily Dick in son. |
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03-16-2004, 11:20 AM
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Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house! |
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03-16-2004, 12:22 PM
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Heh
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03-16-2004, 12:27 PM
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03-16-2004, 12:43 PM
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why does micheal jackson like 28 year olds
Because there are twenty of them
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03-16-2004, 01:01 PM
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what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
neil armstrong walked on the moon... ...and michael jackson likes to fuck little boys. |
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03-16-2004, 01:16 PM
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we posted up some funny pics of wacko himself on my forums http://www.babesandstuff.com/forum/s...&threadid=2253
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