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Shoehorn! · 03-16-2004, 05:38 AM

So I finally got listed on The Hun, about a third the way down the page, and still no fucking conversions. I've had about 13,000 hits so far from The Hun, like 10,000 from Thumbzilla, and around 8,000 from Richards Realm, still not a single fucking signup. What the hell is wrong with this site? Here is the gallery that is posted on The Hun right now - http://teencans.com/tgp/jules/juliehun.htm, the ones posted on Thumbzilla and Richard's Realm are the same, only with different girls. Someone please provide some fucking insight as to why this shit isn't making money. Thanks.

strats · 03-16-2004, 05:40 AM

cuz its a 404?

Theo · 03-16-2004, 05:41 AM

nobody is gonna ever read your graphics/text
+ you link directly to join page. Surfers don't see what you are selling.........

Shoehorn! · 03-16-2004, 05:44 AM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
nobody is gonna ever read your graphics/text
+ you link directly to join page. Surfers don't see what you are selling.........

Alright, less text then. I learned that you shouldn't link directly to the join page after I submitted the gallery, I didn't want to change anything since it was my first listing on The Hun. Please post some suggestions.

TurboTrucker · 03-16-2004, 05:44 AM

Yeah, gallery gets them to the site, the site makes the sale.

grumpy · 03-16-2004, 05:45 AM

The thumbs are fuzzy and to small. The layout of the page is bad. Purple on black is hard to read. Get a designer to do your templates. Now you are wasting money.

Roald · 03-16-2004, 05:45 AM

Thumbs might be a bit less bright

Observing · 03-16-2004, 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by strats
cuz its a 404?

Go down to 7/11 and ask if they might have a brain you could buy, boy you need one.

Dveron · 03-16-2004, 05:49 AM

The text graphic you're using has gaps in it and very hard to read. Thumbs too small. Poor color choices. Too much text.

420 · 03-16-2004, 05:51 AM

i can't read what any of that purple writing

Napolean · 03-16-2004, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
So I finally got listed on The Hun, about a third the way down the page, and still no fucking conversions. I've had about 13,000 hits so far from The Hun, like 10,000 from Thumbzilla, and around 8,000 from Richards Realm, still not a single fucking signup. What the hell is wrong with this site? Here is the gallery that is posted on The Hun right now - http://teencans.com/tgp/jules/juliehun.htm, the ones posted on Thumbzilla and Richard's Realm are the same, only with different girls. Someone please provide some fucking insight as to why this shit isn't making money. Thanks.

if your going to use text.. dont make it sound like the paysite owner is talking to the surfer, make it sound like that particular girl is.

give her a name and age, and a short story why she's posting nude on a website (some BS about loving the thought of thousands of men with dick in hand looking at her).

followed by some more BS about what she likes to do in bed.

then finish up by telling the surfer that they can get a better idea by watching her video on *her* site

Oracle Porn · 03-16-2004, 05:52 AM

change the linking codes for fuck sakes

strats · 03-16-2004, 05:53 AM

observing owned me with post 420.

Dveron · 03-16-2004, 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by strats
observing owned me with post 420.

Yes. Sucks to be u.

strats · 03-16-2004, 05:59 AM

and u just secured it with reply #13. =\

Dveron · 03-16-2004, 06:03 AM

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Originally posted by strats
and u just secured it with reply #13. =\

Leave me everything in your will

Kicker · 03-16-2004, 07:08 AM

Living For Today · 03-16-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Observing

Go down to 7/11 and ask if they might have a brain you could buy, boy you need one.

haha fucken oath exactly what i was thinking. what a dumbshit.

anyway the text in that gallery is all chopped up for me. had to struggle to read it. why would the surfer read it if i cant even read it? they are there for the pics u need to scream out to them to visit the site.

Dynamix · 03-16-2004, 07:11 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
if your going to use text.. dont make it sound like the paysite owner is talking to the surfer, make it sound like that particular girl is.

give her a name and age, and a short story why she's posting nude on a website (some BS about loving the thought of thousands of men with dick in hand looking at her).

followed by some more BS about what she likes to do in bed.

then finish up by telling the surfer that they can get a better idea by watching her video on *her* site

hit me up on icq or email me (see sig) i'll touch that gallery up for you tonight. need some practice with gallery template designs, i've been focusing on TGP's a bit too much.

peace-

Sylver7 · 03-16-2004, 07:15 AM

Your enter link is all the way at the bottom. Always have a sponsor link visible on on the page so that no matter where the surfer is at they can see where they should go.

Shoehorn! · 03-16-2004, 07:16 AM

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Originally posted by Dynamix

hit me up on icq or email me (see sig) i'll touch that gallery up for you tonight. need some practice with gallery template designs, i've been focusing on TGP's a bit too much.

peace-

I added you but you're offline. It's 4 am here in Hawaii, so I am about to go to sleep. Go ahead and take the pics and do whatever you want to make it better. If you need anything else to build the gallery let me know. Also, get in touch with me on ICQ - 72458277. By the way, I made an offer the other day that anyone who wanted to design me a gallery, I will pay them half of all sales that came from that gallery for the month. That offer still stands.

Jedimaster · 03-16-2004, 07:19 AM

the purple on black bugged my eyes out

Dynamix · 03-16-2004, 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I added you but you're offline. It's 4 am here in Hawaii, so I am about to go to sleep. Go ahead and take the pics and do whatever you want to make it better. If you need anything else to build the gallery let me know. Also, get in touch with me on ICQ - 72458277. By the way, I made an offer the other day that anyone who wanted to design me a gallery, I will pay them half of all sales that came from that gallery for the month. That offer still stands.

sounds good bro, I'll get ahold of you this afternoon (or afternoon here that is, it's 8:20am up in Minnesota). peace

Shoehorn! · 03-16-2004, 07:21 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
the purple on black bugged my eyes out

Is it safe to assume that you shouldn't use a black background? Or if you do, what colors should you make the text so it doesn't make the surfer get a headache? By the way, thanks to everyone who has replied so far.

SENSEX · 03-16-2004, 07:33 AM

CCbill scrubs to hard

Furious_Male · 03-16-2004, 08:03 AM

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Originally posted by Jedimaster
the purple on black bugged my eyes out

Yes same here..

I am far from a pro on galleries but I looked at yours as if a surfer would. I was drawn to the pictures but that purple text was just weird. I kept diverting from it back to the pictures. As I post this I can not remember what the text even said.

Congrats getting listed so well on 3 big TGPs though. Next time I bet you hammer out some sales.

Baersupplier · 03-16-2004, 08:19 AM

OK first this sign { should actually be a left arrow <
This sign } should be a right arrow >
(I cannot put it in here it will take it as HTML)

you need the tumbs to open a seperate page you do this by typing target="_Blank" with the quotes after the address in other words something like this
{a href="http://MYSITE.COM" target="_blank"}
{img src="http://WHERE MY PIC IS LOCATED"} {/a}
That will keep your page open and open a new one for the thumb. Otherwise, someone looks at the pic, its a natural reaction to click the X when you are done looking, NOW YOUR PAGE IS GONE!!!! if you did it my way, they still see it and may continue.. It will make A difference I Promise. If you take this info do me a favor and sign up under me below and post a banner to your sex toy site (not the affiliate program) on that page as well. Youll earn, Ill earn, everybodys happy.
same thing though like this:
{a href="http://www.sextoysex.com/YOUR CODE" target="_BLANK"}
{IMG SRC="http://www.WHERETHEBANNERIS.com} {/a}
that will also open a new page.

DONT STEAL TRAFFIC FROM YOURSELF!!!

mardigras · 03-16-2004, 08:26 AM

It's 404 here, too.

mardigras · 03-16-2004, 08:31 AM

I still can't see the page, but if you want a purple that shows up well on a black background, try #CC00FF

Baersupplier · 03-16-2004, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras
It's 404 here, too.

you are getting a 404 cuz its linking with a comma, just click it, go to this 404, look at the web address see the comma on the end, delete it and then hit enter. Problem solved

Baersupplier · 03-16-2004, 08:43 AM

Hey SmutPeddler are you going to do that to those thumbs? (Scroll up to my 1st post) they need to open new pages man. Like I said, its stealing traffic from yourself

mardigras · 03-16-2004, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baersupplier

you are getting a 404 cuz its linking with a comma, just click it, go to this 404, look at the web address see the comma on the end, delete it and then hit enter. Problem solved

DOH! Too early in the morning

Baersupplier · 03-16-2004, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras

DOH! Too early in the morning

No, I work nights... its way too late if you ask me

69pornlinks · 03-16-2004, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
So I finally got listed on The Hun, about a third the way down the page, and still no fucking conversions. I've had about 13,000 hits so far from The Hun, like 10,000 from Thumbzilla, and around 8,000 from Richards Realm, still not a single fucking signup. What the hell is wrong with this site? Here is the gallery that is posted on The Hun right now - http://teencans.com/tgp/jules/juliehun.htm, the ones posted on Thumbzilla and Richard's Realm are the same, only with different girls. Someone please provide some fucking insight as to why this shit isn't making money. Thanks.

so a total of 31,ooo hits...damn i don't know what to tell you

edit-(i don't do this often) but why you didn't send tem thru the tour, after the gall they're hit with the join page..i would want see what i'm getting

savas · 03-16-2004, 09:31 AM

change it and look what is descripton link on hun. change gallery, but have on mind that text link on hun. and do not make big changes. i think that hun will not black list you.

the Shemp · 03-16-2004, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
So I finally got listed on The Hun, about a third the way down the page, and still no fucking conversions. I've had about 13,000 hits so far from The Hun, like 10,000 from Thumbzilla, and around 8,000 from Richards Realm, still not a single fucking signup. What the hell is wrong with this site? Here is the gallery that is posted on The Hun right now - http://teencans.com/tgp/jules/juliehun.htm, the ones posted on Thumbzilla and Richard's Realm are the same, only with different girls. Someone please provide some fucking insight as to why this shit isn't making money. Thanks.

soft core sucks....

03-16-2004, 05:44 AM	#5
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03-16-2004, 05:38 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Wow, this really sucks, someone please help So I finally got listed on The Hun, about a third the way down the page, and still no fucking conversions. I've had about 13,000 hits so far from The Hun, like 10,000 from Thumbzilla, and around 8,000 from Richards Realm, still not a single fucking signup. What the hell is wrong with this site? Here is the gallery that is posted on The Hun right now - http://teencans.com/tgp/jules/juliehun.htm, the ones posted on Thumbzilla and Richard's Realm are the same, only with different girls. Someone please provide some fucking insight as to why this shit isn't making money. Thanks. __________________

03-16-2004, 05:40 AM	#2
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	cuz its a 404?

03-16-2004, 05:41 AM	#3
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	nobody is gonna ever read your graphics/text + you link directly to join page. Surfers don't see what you are selling.........

03-16-2004, 05:52 AM	#12
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03-16-2004, 05:53 AM	#13
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	observing owned me with post 420.

03-16-2004, 05:59 AM	#15
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	and u just secured it with reply #13. =\

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03-16-2004, 07:15 AM	#20
Sylver7 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: [206] Posts: 489	Your enter link is all the way at the bottom. Always have a sponsor link visible on on the page so that no matter where the surfer is at they can see where they should go.

03-16-2004, 07:19 AM	#22
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	the purple on black bugged my eyes out

03-16-2004, 07:33 AM	#25
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03-16-2004, 08:19 AM	#27
Baersupplier Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 217	OK first this sign { should actually be a left arrow < This sign } should be a right arrow > (I cannot put it in here it will take it as HTML) you need the tumbs to open a seperate page you do this by typing target="_Blank" with the quotes after the address in other words something like this {a href="http://MYSITE.COM" target="_blank"} {img src="http://WHERE MY PIC IS LOCATED"} {/a} That will keep your page open and open a new one for the thumb. Otherwise, someone looks at the pic, its a natural reaction to click the X when you are done looking, NOW YOUR PAGE IS GONE!!!! if you did it my way, they still see it and may continue.. It will make A difference I Promise. If you take this info do me a favor and sign up under me below and post a banner to your sex toy site (not the affiliate program) on that page as well. Youll earn, Ill earn, everybodys happy. same thing though like this: {a href="http://www.sextoysex.com/YOUR CODE" target="_BLANK"} {IMG SRC="http://www.WHERETHEBANNERIS.com} {/a} that will also open a new page. DONT STEAL TRAFFIC FROM YOURSELF!!! Last edited by Baersupplier; 03-16-2004 at 08:22 AM..

03-16-2004, 08:26 AM	#28
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03-16-2004, 08:31 AM	#29
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03-16-2004, 08:43 AM	#31
Baersupplier Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 217	Hey SmutPeddler are you going to do that to those thumbs? (Scroll up to my 1st post) they need to open new pages man. Like I said, its stealing traffic from yourself

03-16-2004, 09:31 AM	#35
savas Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,045	change it and look what is descripton link on hun. change gallery, but have on mind that text link on hun. and do not make big changes. i think that hun will not black list you.