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BVF 03-16-2004 09:49 AM

Post it on GFY...then these keyboard superheroes will slap a G on their chest and prance around the living room a few times and then go sit down in front of the keyboard and :ak47: and :mad: and :BangBang: and :321GFY the burglar to death.

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CDSmith 03-16-2004 09:51 AM

Since the cops check this board regularly, they probably responded faster than from a phone call.

C-Bass 03-16-2004 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
Post it on GFY...then these keyboard superheroes will slap a G on their chest and prance around the living room a few times and then go sit down in front of the keyboard and :ak47: and :mad: and :BangBang: and :321GFY the burglar to death.

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:1orglaugh

Lonny 03-16-2004 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! Someone just came up to the patio and started to tug on my screen door and it was locked and they broke it THEN they tried getting in through the glass door (which was also locked)!!!!!!

OMG!!!!! Talk about SCARY shit!!! Should i call the cops?? I dont even know what the fuckin person looked it though! just turned on the lights and heard them leave the patio really fast......

god DAMN thats fucked uP!!!!!!!! :helpme :( :feels-hot

Need a bodygard? Will work for bud...
Well at least your safe that what really matters...:)

HeadPimp 03-16-2004 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
So the cops can see who killed you? Fuck that! Cut that fucker in half with a shotgun.
Yeah, if you have Mr. Mossberg or Mr. Benelli say a few workds to him, he won't come back.

Seriously though, get a dog that barks, that is what they are for. I have had dogs most of my life, and the only time I ever had my house broken into was right after I moved and didn't have a dog around...

maxjohan 03-16-2004 10:20 AM

http://www.lupus.hjem.wanadoo.dk/rac...k-spaniel1.jpg

Get one of this, used to scar people away from the
closters in Tibet in 1600. Small and agressive, hell yeah!

and cute.

:glugglug

goBigtime 03-16-2004 10:27 AM

Definitely call the cops.

He's probably still around within eye shot just to see if you do.

If you don't call, he might come back. :2 cents:

beemk 03-16-2004 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by ajpiii


definately report it

yeah do everyone else in the area a favor, if he didnt get into her place he probably will try others.

KRL 03-16-2004 11:02 AM

Always have a big dog in your house or a couple. You'll never have the problem again.

EZRhino 03-16-2004 11:02 AM

Thats some fucked up shit

Doctor Dre 03-16-2004 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiMpIn-4-LiFe
"YES I AM A DUMB WOMAN. A PERSON JUST TRIED TO BREAK IN TO MY PLACE SO WHAT DO I DO I COME TO A WEBMASTER BOARD AND ASK WHAT SHOULD I DO" MAN JUST GOES TO SHOW PEOPLE HAVE NO COMMON SENSE...... PLEASE TELL ME YOY ARE NOT GONNA HAVE KIDS....WORD!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh WORD !!!

Doctor Dre 03-16-2004 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiMpIn-4-LiFe
"YES I AM A DUMB WOMAN. A PERSON JUST TRIED TO BREAK IN TO MY PLACE SO WHAT DO I DO I COME TO A WEBMASTER BOARD AND ASK WHAT SHOULD I DO" MAN JUST GOES TO SHOW PEOPLE HAVE NO COMMON SENSE...... PLEASE TELL ME YOY ARE NOT GONNA HAVE KIDS....WORD!!!
And you call yourself a pimp ... no fucking pimp in this world would call the cops for that ...

Doctor Dre 03-16-2004 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by mpulse
Let me get this straight...you posted before you even called the cops??? Something tells me that you are on this board WAAYYY too much!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I wouldn't even call the cops for something like that ...

Rictor 03-16-2004 11:11 AM

Yah, I'd buy me a gun.

johnnyhey 03-16-2004 11:21 AM

file a police report. that's the only way the police can track crime. they don't work on 'word of mouth'. :(

put fliers up in the neighborhood and let everyone know what the fuck happened.

i live in a nice neighborhood in l.a. that gets a decent amount of crime. (kinda ironic)

most of my neighbors have NO FUCKING CLUE what kinda shit goes down on a regular basis in our neighborhood.

let everyone know

johnny o

bryany 03-16-2004 11:22 AM

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Magnus 03-16-2004 11:22 AM

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NO NO DON'T CALL THE COPS! POST IT ON GFY FIRST!!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TweetyBird 03-16-2004 11:28 AM

dang, not kewl situation...


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