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Pipecrew · 03-15-2004, 09:38 PM

It was like 10:30 and I dont like to make food so I walk down to this restraunt, I sit down and I keep seeing this pretty hot looking chick staring at me, everytime I looked over she would smile and shit.. But it was just one of those days, I was staring out the window and my brain was stuck in neutral..

So this continues and before she leaves, she walks over past a bunch of different people and comes over, taps me on the shoulder and is like "sorry to bug you, but do you know what time it is? Typical chick ice breaker line..

at this point, I could of said anything and sealed the deal.. But what do I say?

"Sorry, I cant read" was my response..

I dont know if she was insulted or thought I was blowing her off, but she promptly walked away not very happy.

Worst part is, It took me about 5 minutes to realize what I had said haha.. One of those days I guess

chowda · 03-15-2004, 09:38 PM

hey, can u send me my bang bros shirt! i want one badly!

i would have been able to pick her up in a bang bros shirt!

GrimShawn · 03-15-2004, 09:38 PM

riosluts · 03-15-2004, 09:39 PM

umm she didnt ask u to read something. she just asked for the time you should of said you cant SEE but read. kinda weird

myjah · 03-15-2004, 09:39 PM

and you said this to a hot girl when you were all alone? why?

detoxed · 03-15-2004, 09:39 PM

You could have at least gotten her number to post on GFY

Rorschach · 03-15-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew

"Sorry, I cant read" was my response..

Dax · 03-15-2004, 09:40 PM

You are da P*I*M*P

Pipecrew · 03-15-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
umm she didnt ask u to read something. she just asked for the time you should of said you cant SEE but read. kinda weird

My brain has been fucked all day, I realize what she said and I realize my response NOW haha.

Spunky · 03-15-2004, 09:41 PM

*Cough Bullshit Cough*

Pipecrew · 03-15-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
*Cough Bullshit Cough*

swear on my left nut! it's not like it's anything to be proud of! ahah

Spunky · 03-15-2004, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew

swear on my left nut! it's not like it's anything to be proud of! ahah

Slaps ya upside the head...Wake up damn it

Oracle Porn · 03-15-2004, 09:45 PM

"Sorry but I don't want to pound your pussy later on tonight"

StuartD · 03-15-2004, 09:47 PM

Hahaha... and I thought I was the worst at talking to women. Even I wouldn't have thought of that response.

Pipecrew · 03-15-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Hahaha... and I thought I was the worst at talking to women. Even I wouldn't have thought of that response.

it doesnt get any worse then what I said,, I'am normally very quick witted, just not today. I couldnt even formulate a proper sentence.

Juicy D. Links · 03-15-2004, 09:52 PM

Jizar II · 03-15-2004, 09:52 PM

hahahah funny shit man

Theo · 03-15-2004, 10:10 PM

i can imagine her expression

lol

jact · 03-15-2004, 10:14 PM

I'm shaking my head at this thread, seriously.

reynold · 03-15-2004, 10:21 PM

Hell, Pipecrew's cute.

Pipecrew · 03-15-2004, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

A big REVOKED stamp across this would be pretty funny about now...

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
Hell, Pipecrew's cute.

I'am hoping your a female! haha

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 10:36 PM

That's a PIMP answer bud ! keep turning them down

GTS Mark · 03-15-2004, 10:37 PM

You're a fucking pimp! You should write a book on picking up women

DH

P.S. How's the new ride?

4Pics · 03-15-2004, 10:46 PM

lol, too damn funny

420 · 03-15-2004, 10:49 PM

brand0n · 03-15-2004, 10:51 PM

your lambo didnt cut it for ya eh?

Pipecrew · 03-15-2004, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
your lambo didnt cut it for ya eh?

It's a porsche but thanks for asking... 10 more posts and you made busfare

03-15-2004, 09:38 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I'am the ultimate Ladies man It was like 10:30 and I dont like to make food so I walk down to this restraunt, I sit down and I keep seeing this pretty hot looking chick staring at me, everytime I looked over she would smile and shit.. But it was just one of those days, I was staring out the window and my brain was stuck in neutral.. So this continues and before she leaves, she walks over past a bunch of different people and comes over, taps me on the shoulder and is like "sorry to bug you, but do you know what time it is? Typical chick ice breaker line.. at this point, I could of said anything and sealed the deal.. But what do I say? "Sorry, I cant read" was my response.. I dont know if she was insulted or thought I was blowing her off, but she promptly walked away not very happy. Worst part is, It took me about 5 minutes to realize what I had said haha.. One of those days I guess

03-15-2004, 09:38 PM	#2
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03-15-2004, 10:46 PM	#24
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