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skillfull · 03-16-2004, 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Sell cocaine to webmasters.. you will have a lot of daily/weekly customers.

lmao
the worst thing is that it is true :P

JiveMovies · 03-16-2004, 06:37 AM

IM RICH Biatchhh

Kicker · 03-16-2004, 06:41 AM

Work harder

FrankWhite · 03-16-2004, 06:44 AM

i'm rich bitch!

runaway · 03-16-2004, 08:56 AM

Quit posting and start working!

Baersupplier · 03-16-2004, 09:01 AM

Haha this was some funny shit guys, im glad I came back across my post. thanks to whoever bumped it back up... lets see 200,000 tims 5 bux... and All I can eat! sweet, off I go to sell some BJ's on ebay... O wait! they charge 25 cents plus 2.9% great, get the calculator....

pornojail · 03-16-2004, 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by 180°
STOP posting on GFY and GO get some work done !!

true

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KRL · 03-16-2004, 11:05 AM

You need to have a business relationship of some kind with 10,000 people.

You need to make a profit of $100 per person over the course of your relationship with them.

That's all it takes.

Rictor · 03-16-2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baersupplier
OK everybody.. tell me how to make my first million

Selling drugs.

valentina · 03-16-2004, 11:20 AM

Do the right thing and go mainstream

monkeysnap · 03-16-2004, 11:30 AM

Stop thinking small right now; decide that you are only going to do things that pay in large amounts, not small bits.

Don't do anything that your conscience has a problem with on a moral basis; everything you do to reach the goal must be with full positive thought.

Spend some money. Money is a river that flows in a circle. If you restrict the flow by damning it up, you effectively stop the flow. The more freely you let it go, the more freely it will come back to you.

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RIGHT NOW (DON'T WAIT!), go out and buy a pen that costs at least $20.00. That is your money pen. Use this pen to sign checks, contracts, etc. and always have it with you.

Next, come home and grab a nice clean sheet of paper. Finally, as neat as you can on that paper, write down your MAIN goal. It could be something like this: "I will make $1000,000,000.00". Under that, write down the goal that will directly lead to that, such as "I will make $83, 333.33 every month for one year". Below that, write down the goal that will lead to that, and so on.

You can spread the time frames out, but don't give yourself too much time. You'd be surprised.

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Get a nice watch.

Wear good shoes.

Answer every e-mail. Always be courteous and don't try to act cool by being a jerk to people. If you get an e-mail that pisses you off, don't reply immediately. Save it for later.

Stop spending so much time on GFY.

jimboc · 03-16-2004, 11:31 AM

Hang out in clubs and pubs where rich people hang around, then get it on with them, start a relationship, then leave after 2 years with 1/2

Alex_Curt · 03-16-2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baersupplier
OK everybody.. tell me how to make my first million

Money not main.

Pornopat · 03-16-2004, 04:47 PM

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Answer every e-mail. Always be courteous and don't try to act cool by being a jerk to people. If you get an e-mail that pisses you off, don't reply immediately. Save it for later.
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FunForOne · 03-16-2004, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by monkeysnap
Stop thinking small right now; decide that you are only going to do things that pay in large amounts, not small bits.

Don't do anything that your conscience has a problem with on a moral basis; everything you do to reach the goal must be with full positive thought.

Spend some money. Money is a river that flows in a circle. If you restrict the flow by damning it up, you effectively stop the flow. The more freely you let it go, the more freely it will come back to you.

-------------

RIGHT NOW (DON'T WAIT!), go out and buy a pen that costs at least $20.00. That is your money pen. Use this pen to sign checks, contracts, etc. and always have it with you.

Next, come home and grab a nice clean sheet of paper. Finally, as neat as you can on that paper, write down your MAIN goal. It could be something like this: "I will make $1000,000,000.00". Under that, write down the goal that will directly lead to that, such as "I will make $83, 333.33 every month for one year". Below that, write down the goal that will lead to that, and so on.

You can spread the time frames out, but don't give yourself too much time. You'd be surprised.

-------------

Get a nice watch.

Wear good shoes.

Answer every e-mail. Always be courteous and don't try to act cool by being a jerk to people. If you get an e-mail that pisses you off, don't reply immediately. Save it for later.

Stop spending so much time on GFY.

well said

Aly-Python · 03-16-2004, 04:54 PM

Sell drugs.

teenoffice · 03-16-2004, 04:54 PM

buy 40 tgp's let people run them for you and sitback

TheMob · 03-16-2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baersupplier
OK everybody.. tell me how to make my first million

Dear friend,

I have decided to contact you due to your position in
your country, which I totally hope, will bring about
the success of this business. We want to transfer to
overseas account (USD12, 200.000.00) Twelve Million
Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars from a
Prime Bank in African.

My name is Mr.Alatta Nzewi,the Auditor-General of one of the
Prime Banks here in Nigeria. During the course of our
auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account
opened in the bank in 1998 and nobody has operated on
this account again.

After a thorough research, I discovered that the owner
of the account died along with his wife and his two
sons in a ghastly motor accident along Port-Harcourt
Ikwerre Express Road in 1998. All the occupants in the
vehicle lost their lives. The owner of this account
was Mr. Robin T. Gregson; a foreigner, an
industrialist, a very influential businessman, natural
minerals and crude oil magnate here in Nigeria.

Nobody knows about this account or anything concerning
it excepts you and me. The account of Mr. Robin T.
Gregson has no beneficiary since he died with his
heirs. And my investigation also proved to me that he
was until his death, the Manager of Diamond Safari
(PTY) Nigeria.

I am revealing this to you with the belief that you
will never let me down in this business, and, you are
the first and only person that I am contacting for
this business. I have reasoned very professionally and
I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the
Next of Kin of my deceased client and the sole
beneficiary of his estate, so that you can be paid the
funds left in his bank account, hence I contacted you.
I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin;
the bank needs only the facts as presented legally.
Kindly take to heart that I am contacting you being a
foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a
local person here, without a valid foreign
international passport. The funds would only be
approved for transfer to a foreigner. The former owner
of the A/C Mr. Robin T. Gregson was a foreigner ,hence
the money can only be approved into a foreign A/C.

I will like to start the first transfer of Five
Million United States Dollars (USD5, 000.000) which
when transferred successfully, we shall re-apply for
the payment of the remaining amount to your Account.
The total amount involved is (US$ 12.2M) Twelve
Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars.

Note that the management is ready to approve this
payment to any Foreigner who has correct information
of this account, which I will give to you. Upon your
positive response, I will use my position and
influence to obtain all legal approvals for onward
transfer of this money to your nominated Bank Account
with appropriate clearance from the relevant
ministries and Foreign exchange departments.

At the conclusion of this exercise, we shall both
share the funds. 50% to me and 40% to you, while 10%
should be for Expenses both parties might have
incurred during the process of transferring/Taxes as
your Government may require.

I assure you that I shall assemble all the necessary
Legal Documents that will be used to back up our
claim. All I require is your honest cooperation to
enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this
will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you and I from any breach of law.

Please get in touch with me at my private email
address; [email protected]
Thank you.

Respectfully yours,

Mr.Alatta Nzewi

kimzar · 03-16-2004, 05:00 PM

Superglam · 03-16-2004, 05:02 PM

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coolandthegang · 03-16-2004, 05:06 PM

Fuck it, we're all gonna die at the end...

pimplink · 03-16-2004, 05:24 PM

be smart and work hard

cashman · 03-16-2004, 05:27 PM

Go to mexico and you can do 1 million pessos in no time

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