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Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 02:33 PM

Fletch secret:

Learn how to cook you lazy bastards.

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 02:34 PM

Everytime I wanna cook something she don't want to eat ... This is getting annoying !

eroswebmaster · 03-15-2004, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Fletch secret:

Learn how to cook you lazy bastards.

five dollah hookah!

no strings attached

beemk · 03-15-2004, 02:34 PM

saying "get on your knees bitch" works good enough for me

ytcracker · 03-15-2004, 02:35 PM

i am the most terrible cook in the world

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Everytime I wanna cook something she don't want to eat ... This is getting annoying !

I just cooked salmon for my girl and made a salad with homeade dressing and shrimp.

chicks like guys who can cook.

exspamr · 03-15-2004, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Fletch secret:

Learn how to cook you lazy bastards.

yeah its amazing what homeless people will do for a meal isnt it?

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
saying "get on your knees bitch" works good enough for me

After you live with someone for a few years, this techinique starts to wear out. ;)

And im not talking about blowjob from the talent.

Im talking about living with someone you care about not some trash whore

Rorschach · 03-15-2004, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

five dollah hookah!

no strings attached

Geez... you're overpaying.

okny · 03-15-2004, 02:39 PM

Good point Fletch a nice dinner will get you places these days

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny
Good point Fletch a nice dinner will get you places these days

i have to remind myself most of the "boys" on this board still live at home and have NO CLUE what I am talking about ;)

quiet · 03-15-2004, 02:41 PM

i was always more of a 'get in the car, pick up some take out before she wakes up' kinda guy.

Ironhorse · 03-15-2004, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Fletch secret:

Learn how to cook you lazy bastards.

Yeah sure, but after 10 years and 2 kids she'll just start demanding the 4 star dinners, call you names like Breakfast Bitch and blow you only when she wants to, chicks are all the same

liquidmoe · 03-15-2004, 02:42 PM

Solid advice, everytime I've cooked for a girl its been great, doesn't hurt that I'm not bad in the kitchen either

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse

Yeah sure, but after 10 years and 2 kids she'll just start demanding the 4 star dinners, call you names like Breakfast Bitch and blow you only when she wants to, chicks are all the same

I have lived with my girl for over 6 years now.

Dont have kids and neither of us want them.

My girl is NOT the same. She and I are both more worried about tattoos than kids.

Punk rock girls. Period.

Alvaro · 03-15-2004, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by exspamr

yeah its amazing what homeless people will do for a meal isnt it?

lol

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
i was always more of a 'get in the car, pick up some take out before she wakes up' kinda guy.

Dont worry man, Ill cook some salmon for you too ;)

okny · 03-15-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
i was always more of a 'get in the car, pick up some take out before she wakes up' kinda guy.

That also works, as long as you feed them.

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny

That also works, as long as you feed them.

hahaha

true dat.

PlayGirl · 03-15-2004, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by exspamr
yeah its amazing what homeless people will do for a meal isnt it?

BuckLover · 03-15-2004, 02:55 PM

Either that or join the circus! they will teach you how to blow yourself!

RedShoe · 03-15-2004, 02:58 PM

Don't include me in the general consensus. I'm a good cooker.

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Don't include me in the general consensus. I'm a good cooker.

Same here, I cook multiple times a week for me and my girl.

Love to cook, always have.

cashman · 03-15-2004, 03:04 PM

Or massage.

axelcat · 03-15-2004, 03:08 PM

good one

hoe_vender · 03-15-2004, 03:18 PM

it does help to wine and dine

Meloman · 03-15-2004, 03:19 PM

I'm a pretty good cook. I don't know how to cook that many different things, but the few things I do cook I do very well.

I hate fast food, microwave meals and bad cooking. I grew up with an old fashioned Italian mom that was an AWESOME cook.

Now that I'm on my own I still cook homemade QUALITY meals daily. And I'm not talking about crazy ass 2 hours cooked meals. Some pasta, steak and vegies is super simple.

And the crazy part is that I can eat A LOT, probably more than most here, yet I'm perfectly fit and not fat in the least. I think the homemade part is what does it. Even someone making "pasta" usually does it with shitty ass store bought "Preggo" sauce. Not me. My stuff is all homemade.

Yup, women are impressed by guys that cook... and to really step it up a notch you do it my way and cook a good meal WITHOUT using any premade ingrediants like "store bought sauce" etc.. Make it all from scratch.

Time for lunch.. I'm starved.

wdsguy · 03-15-2004, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by exspamr

yeah its amazing what homeless people will do for a meal isnt it?

rofl

Monique Niccole · 03-15-2004, 03:21 PM

I love a guy who can cook. Because anything I have to cook, you won't want to eat.

cayne · 03-15-2004, 03:24 PM

haha. i'm working at a big industry kitchen.

TheSwed · 03-15-2004, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by exspamr

yeah its amazing what homeless people will do for a meal isnt it?

*lol*That one was good

MT_Butterfly · 03-15-2004, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

chicks like guys who can cook.

Oh, yeah!!!!

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I just cooked salmon for my girl and made a salad with homeade dressing and shrimp.

chicks like guys who can cook.

I can cook but she never wants me too ...

gregtx · 03-15-2004, 03:31 PM

I cook.. but it don't get me head... lol

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

I can cook but she never wants me too ...

no clue man.

maybe its some submliminaly way of saying she doesnt want to suck you off anymore? ;)

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 03:32 PM

I'm at fucking work and she's telling me that she dosen't know what to eat ... when I'm there I offer her to cook like 50 different things and she never wants anything . Next thing I know is that 2 hours later she's doing what I wanted to do for herself and don't even ask me if I want some ... lol

Meloman · 03-15-2004, 03:35 PM

It's funny. Because I know how to cook and always eat well... for me it's a major turn of when a girl can't cook a thing. She doesn't need to be a gourmet chef or anyting, but I hate your typcal girl that thinks cooking is pressing start on the mircrowave.

Sounds corny i guess... but when I have kids I'd like to know my wife can at least give them a good meal and not have to rely on me 24/7.

I've rarely met a women that cooks.

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

no clue man.

maybe its some submliminaly way of saying she doesnt want to suck you off anymore? ;)

Nop she only wants to eat very specific things at very specific moments ... One minute she don't want nothign and 5 minutes later she want cheeze with strawberries .

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meloman
It's funny. Because I know how to cook and always eat well... for me it's a major turn of when a girl can't cook a thing. She doesn't need to be a gourmet chef or anyting, but I hate your typcal girl that thinks cooking is pressing start on the mircrowave.

Sounds corny i guess... but when I have kids I'd like to know my wife can at least give them a good meal and not have to rely on me 24/7.

I've rarely met a women that cooks.

You mean you love girls who can cook you Kraft Dinner ? (If they don't use the microwave !)

03-15-2004, 03:38 PM

I can get head by THREATENING to cook.

pushpills · 03-15-2004, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
I can get head by THREATENING to cook.

Meloman · 03-15-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

You mean you love girls who can cook you Kraft Dinner ? (If they don't use the microwave !)

Dude I think Kraft Mac & Cheese tatstes like shit, same with Chef Boyardee and all that other crap. I never liked it even as a kid.

Sad part is that making some fresh pasta and throwing some cheese on doesn't take much more time that a Kraft meal.

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
I can get head by THREATENING to cook.

turbomax · 03-15-2004, 03:46 PM

pay for it

quiet · 03-15-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
I can get head by THREATENING to cook.

lol

C-Bass · 03-15-2004, 03:48 PM

it sux when your woman is into that fukin "low carb" shit....

damnit people, dont you understand you need carbs for energy!!!!!

and then they wonder why they are so sleepy during the day

cherrylula · 03-15-2004, 03:55 PM

the truth:

<img src=http://www.stairhaven.demon.co.uk/Graphics/Apron-2.jpg>

Fletch XXX · 03-15-2004, 04:02 PM

hhaha

a naked guy in a apron making stir fry?

LexiLexxx · 03-15-2004, 04:04 PM

WooHoo!!

I Love this thread!!!!

But........Who cleans up????

LOL

~Lexi

rjstar · 03-15-2004, 04:21 PM

Good advice. I could eat well then as well.

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Meloman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sacramento,CA Posts: 1,540	It's funny. Because I know how to cook and always eat well... for me it's a major turn of when a girl can't cook a thing. She doesn't need to be a gourmet chef or anyting, but I hate your typcal girl that thinks cooking is pressing start on the mircrowave. Sounds corny i guess... but when I have kids I'd like to know my wife can at least give them a good meal and not have to rely on me 24/7. I've rarely met a women that cooks.

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