When youre driving what do you do if someone is right on your ass and wont let up? - GoFuckYourself.com

clickhappy · 03-13-2004, 08:56 PM

I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

what do you do?

This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.

dunefield · 03-13-2004, 08:57 PM

i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more...

Magg · 03-13-2004, 08:58 PM

pull into a differant lane, let them catch up to me then rev my engine and tease em till they take the bait, then i work them.

GirlNinja · 03-13-2004, 08:58 PM

slow down to about 20 mph

Ic3m4nZ · 03-13-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by dunefield
i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more...

Perfect thing to do

MrIzzz · 03-13-2004, 08:58 PM

i spray my windshield wipers so that it hits their window too

Dildozer · 03-13-2004, 08:58 PM

Depends, if there's someone in front and the guy's still tailgating i hit the brakes.

I once sent a small car in the ditch cuz i braked a bit too hard.

If there's no one in front and the way is clear i just change lane and let them pass.

Spunky · 03-13-2004, 08:59 PM

Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off

Juicy D. Links · 03-13-2004, 09:00 PM

throw ketchups packets at them through the sunroof

Donny · 03-13-2004, 09:04 PM

I'm usually driving in a Mustang Cobra. It has a lot of power. When someone does that to me I slow down for just long enough to REALLY piss them off, then I floor it and leave them far, far behind.

EDIT TO ADD:

One more speeding ticket and my license is gone for a year.

Living For Today · 03-13-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off

haha. exactly what i do.

hyper · 03-13-2004, 09:07 PM

dont tap the brakes

lock them up

if they hit you. tell the cops a dog ran out in front of you.

they will get cited for following too close

Furious_Male · 03-13-2004, 09:09 PM

I have anger mgmt issues. If I am in my vette I crank up the boost and will let her rip. Unless hes driving something exotic hes not going to keep up... If I am in my truck I do the opposite and slow way the fuck down and take a long hard look at them as they pass.

fuzebox · 03-13-2004, 09:48 PM

Downshift and leave him behind...

Any excuse to speed excessively is a good one

Evil1 · 03-13-2004, 10:34 PM

Go as slow as possible in a no passing lane, if a passing lane comes up, floor it till the next no passing lane.. repeat as neccasary.

wdsguy · 03-13-2004, 10:37 PM

I pee out the window

brizzad · 03-13-2004, 10:40 PM

make a 100% complete stop in the middle of the road, get out of my car, and stand there... either they wont get out, and they stay off my ass for the rest of the time, or they get out, and shit happens

gornyhuy · 03-13-2004, 10:46 PM

I like to open the sunroof and extend my hand up into their view and unfurl the all powerful middle finger.

Melvin the Dude · 03-13-2004, 10:47 PM

I've stopped my car in the middle of traffic.

Also waited until we get to a stop sign or light, then put my car in park, and walk back and confront them.

Rorschach · 03-13-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
make a 100% complete stop in the middle of the road, get out of my car, and stand there... either they wont get out, and they stay off my ass for the rest of the time, or they get out, and shit happens

haha that's gangsta

bummer if you get shot by some psycho though.

Tala · 03-13-2004, 11:01 PM

I've had two bumper sticks for tailgaters. One read, "If you can read this, there'd better be an engagement ring in your pocket" and the other read, "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."

I remember one time a guy was following really close and i stepped on my brake, and he got damn near on my bumper, read the sticker, and stayed the HELL off my ass after that.

Marcus Aurelius · 03-13-2004, 11:07 PM

I empty a clip from my pistol through their front window. They usually back off after that.

baddog · 03-13-2004, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
throw ketchups packets at them through the sunroof

old sparkplugs work a lot better

PersianKitty · 03-13-2004, 11:17 PM

Many years ago, I was heading to work one morning. Merged onto the freeway (5 lines each way). Moved over to the 4th lane.. then needed to get around a semi, so I moved into the fast lane. I had seen a state trooper as I came onto the freeway. Not knowing exactly where he was I made sure to keep my speeds within reason. All of the sudden there's this idiot on my tail in a big black Suburban. He's honking and flashing his lights cause I'm not doing 65 or 70. I finally get past the semi and move over so the twit could pass. As he flies by me you can see him flippin me off and cussin...

Well about that time I find out where ther trooper went. He was two cars behind the Suburban. As the trooper comes up next to me he looks over and (gladiator style) does thumbs up/thumbs down. I gave him the thumbs down... He zoomed ahead moved over into my lane and lit up the guy in the Suburban.

And they say there's never a cop around when you need one.

Funbrunette · 03-13-2004, 11:20 PM

Just hit the brakes....lol No seriously I slow down and speed up when they try to pass me!

detoxed · 03-13-2004, 11:21 PM

you slam on your brakes causing them to run into you. get out of the car, shoot them in the head, then go to your nearest body shop to get your car fixed.

Marcus Aurelius · 03-13-2004, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
I empty a clip from my pistol through their front window. They usually back off after that.

and if that dont work. I get my woman to steer, I climb out of the vehicle and leap onto their hood all mad max style and go into a berserker rage, tear my way through the roof, and shred them like a razorblade tornado with my post apocalyptic mutant like powers, and calmly make my way back to my vehicle....

Axeman · 03-13-2004, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by dunefield
i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more...

If this is a single lane I do this as well, but most times I am the guy riding someones ass.

People in Florida seem to think going 75 on the interstate entitles them to stay in the left lane even if the right is open. I get right on their ass and high beam them until they move over and get the hint.

Herb Kornfield · 03-13-2004, 11:25 PM

I drive a Durango R-T with some extra lights on the front end for my driving in the woods in the summer.

I slow down or pull over the let them pass...Then I get behind them on their ass and fire up all the lights ( highbeams, floodlights, and ground lights ) onto them.

Then, I angle my truck to hit their side mirrors so their face is lit up. Sometimes, I add riding the horn as well to really fuck with them if they are total assholes.

In my Jeep, I carry a small whiteboard and red marker that I can write things like " FUCK YOU " or whatever else and hold it up as I ride past them......always gets their goat.

The Heron · 03-13-2004, 11:29 PM

You must be one of those people that drives slow and I tailgate... I'm the guy behind you trying to pass, next time give me a wave!

Joetanto · 03-13-2004, 11:30 PM

smash into the back of them and run them off the road

Za Ha · 03-13-2004, 11:31 PM

Go in your right lane.

Let the asshole pass you.

Go back in the left lane and put your highbeams on.

Jimbo · 03-13-2004, 11:31 PM

I hit the break real hard for a fraction of second, then continue, usually calms the guy.

DreamCumTrue · 03-13-2004, 11:32 PM

Brake check that mother fucker.

Jimbo · 03-13-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
Brake check that mother fucker.

baddog · 03-13-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by clickhappy
I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

what do you do?

This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.

if you are unfamiliar with the road, show some courtesy and pull to the right and let them pass you. Don't be an asshole about it. Just because you don't know what you are doing is no reason they should have to suffer for your inabilities.

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Paul Markham · 03-13-2004, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
I'm usually driving in a Mustang Cobra. It has a lot of power. When someone does that to me I slow down for just long enough to REALLY piss them off, then I floor it and leave them far, far behind.

EDIT TO ADD:

One more speeding ticket and my license is gone for a year.

I do the same. Only the top cars can keep up.

Driving here on a British License means they can only fine me.

Doctor Dre · 03-13-2004, 11:38 PM

You slow down really slow and break in their face many time ... and if they keep going after 5-6 mins you stop at the side of the road . If they stop you get your baseball bat and you got a nice fight on with a stupid mother fucker that want to get his ass kicked

Jimbo · 03-13-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
You slow down really slow and break in their face many time ... and if they keep going after 5-6 mins you stop at the side of the road . If they stop you get your baseball bat and you got a nice fight on with a stupid mother fucker that want to get his ass kicked

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jimboc · 03-13-2004, 11:43 PM

I actually do this to people, but only if they are stuck out in a lane and blocking me for no reason or if they are going really fucking slow.

anya2 · 03-13-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
Brake check that mother fucker.

my favorite thing to do...maybe one day i'll get a new car out of it

Ricky Dynamite · 03-13-2004, 11:49 PM

Come to a complete stop as quick as possible.

The Sex Pusher · 03-13-2004, 11:56 PM

THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKTARD , DRIVE FAST OR GO HOME !!

PULL THE FUCK OVER AND LET THE GUY PASS YOU BEFORE HE ( I ) DRIVE MY BUMPER INTO YOUR ASS END AND LEAVE YOU CRYING IN THE DITCH.

My wife bitchslapped some dumbass like you one time at a red light, the guy took one look at me and got back in his little jap piece of trash LOL

macker · 03-13-2004, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by hyper
dont tap the brakes

lock them up

if they hit you. tell the cops a dog ran out in front of you.

they will get cited for following too close

Exactly

foolio · 03-14-2004, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off

hehehe - I did that and it was a cop behind me.

Ironhorse · 03-14-2004, 12:47 AM

I used to hit the brakes hard hoping for some collision but lately I mellowed out a bit, some day if I'm pissed off enough I might do the brakes again and maybe die in a blaze of roadrage glory, although I'd rather be a peaceful chap, but some motherfuckars just ride you until you can't control yourself...yes, I've had a few beers

Firehorse · 03-14-2004, 12:48 AM

It depends on whether my wife and daughter are in the car with me and my mood and how aggressive the tail gater is!

Za Ha · 03-14-2004, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by The Sex Pusher
THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKTARD , DRIVE FAST OR GO HOME !!

Is that why there are speed limits?

Tight · 03-14-2004, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by jimboc
I actually do this to people, but only if they are stuck out in a lane and blocking me for no reason or if they are going really fucking slow.

smack · 03-14-2004, 12:54 AM

i drive a 5 speed, so i just slam it into second gear and make them almost hit me. they usually get the hint.

03-13-2004, 08:56 PM	#1
clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	When youre driving what do you do if someone is right on your ass and wont let up? I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me. what do you do? This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.

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dunefield www.barely18movies.com Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 10,920	i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more... __________________

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Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Depends, if there's someone in front and the guy's still tailgating i hit the brakes. I once sent a small car in the ditch cuz i braked a bit too hard. If there's no one in front and the way is clear i just change lane and let them pass. __________________ Spam link here

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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Magg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ: 132497047 Posts: 4,467	pull into a differant lane, let them catch up to me then rev my engine and tease em till they take the bait, then i work them.

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I'm usually driving in a Mustang Cobra. It has a lot of power. When someone does that to me I slow down for just long enough to REALLY piss them off, then I floor it and leave them far, far behind. EDIT TO ADD: One more speeding ticket and my license is gone for a year.

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	dont tap the brakes lock them up if they hit you. tell the cops a dog ran out in front of you. they will get cited for following too close __________________

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Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,883	I have anger mgmt issues. If I am in my vette I crank up the boost and will let her rip. Unless hes driving something exotic hes not going to keep up... If I am in my truck I do the opposite and slow way the fuck down and take a long hard look at them as they pass. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,167	Downshift and leave him behind... Any excuse to speed excessively is a good one

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Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	Go as slow as possible in a no passing lane, if a passing lane comes up, floor it till the next no passing lane.. repeat as neccasary. __________________

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	make a 100% complete stop in the middle of the road, get out of my car, and stand there... either they wont get out, and they stay off my ass for the rest of the time, or they get out, and shit happens

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Melvin the Dude Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 844	I've stopped my car in the middle of traffic. Also waited until we get to a stop sign or light, then put my car in park, and walk back and confront them.

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	I've had two bumper sticks for tailgaters. One read, "If you can read this, there'd better be an engagement ring in your pocket" and the other read, "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you." I remember one time a guy was following really close and i stepped on my brake, and he got damn near on my bumper, read the sticker, and stayed the HELL off my ass after that. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I empty a clip from my pistol through their front window. They usually back off after that.

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Many years ago, I was heading to work one morning. Merged onto the freeway (5 lines each way). Moved over to the 4th lane.. then needed to get around a semi, so I moved into the fast lane. I had seen a state trooper as I came onto the freeway. Not knowing exactly where he was I made sure to keep my speeds within reason. All of the sudden there's this idiot on my tail in a big black Suburban. He's honking and flashing his lights cause I'm not doing 65 or 70. I finally get past the semi and move over so the twit could pass. As he flies by me you can see him flippin me off and cussin... Well about that time I find out where ther trooper went. He was two cars behind the Suburban. As the trooper comes up next to me he looks over and (gladiator style) does thumbs up/thumbs down. I gave him the thumbs down... He zoomed ahead moved over into my lane and lit up the guy in the Suburban. And they say there's never a cop around when you need one. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

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Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	Just hit the brakes....lol No seriously I slow down and speed up when they try to pass me! __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	you slam on your brakes causing them to run into you. get out of the car, shoot them in the head, then go to your nearest body shop to get your car fixed.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	I drive a Durango R-T with some extra lights on the front end for my driving in the woods in the summer. I slow down or pull over the let them pass...Then I get behind them on their ass and fire up all the lights ( highbeams, floodlights, and ground lights ) onto them. Then, I angle my truck to hit their side mirrors so their face is lit up. Sometimes, I add riding the horn as well to really fuck with them if they are total assholes. In my Jeep, I carry a small whiteboard and red marker that I can write things like " FUCK YOU " or whatever else and hold it up as I ride past them......always gets their goat.

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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	You must be one of those people that drives slow and I tailgate... I'm the guy behind you trying to pass, next time give me a wave!

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Joetanto So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ 306440898 Posts: 653	smash into the back of them and run them off the road

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Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Go in your right lane. Let the asshole pass you. Go back in the left lane and put your highbeams on.

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Jimbo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 3,989	I hit the break real hard for a fraction of second, then continue, usually calms the guy. __________________ free sex videos

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jimboc Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Internet of course Posts: 1,614	I actually do this to people, but only if they are stuck out in a lane and blocking me for no reason or if they are going really fucking slow. __________________

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Ricky Dynamite Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Porn Valley, CA Posts: 307	Come to a complete stop as quick as possible.

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The Sex Pusher So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 431	THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKTARD , DRIVE FAST OR GO HOME !! PULL THE FUCK OVER AND LET THE GUY PASS YOU BEFORE HE ( I ) DRIVE MY BUMPER INTO YOUR ASS END AND LEAVE YOU CRYING IN THE DITCH. My wife bitchslapped some dumbass like you one time at a red light, the guy took one look at me and got back in his little jap piece of trash LOL

03-14-2004, 12:47 AM	#46
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,094	I used to hit the brakes hard hoping for some collision but lately I mellowed out a bit, some day if I'm pissed off enough I might do the brakes again and maybe die in a blaze of roadrage glory, although I'd rather be a peaceful chap, but some motherfuckars just ride you until you can't control yourself...yes, I've had a few beers __________________ [email protected]

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smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	i drive a 5 speed, so i just slam it into second gear and make them almost hit me. they usually get the hint. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.