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  • clickhappy
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4027

    #1

    When youre driving what do you do if someone is right on your ass and wont let up?

    I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

    what do you do?

    This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.
  • dunefield
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    • Feb 2003
    • 10920

    #2
    i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more...

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    • Magg
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 4467

      #3
      pull into a differant lane, let them catch up to me then rev my engine and tease em till they take the bait, then i work them.

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      • GirlNinja
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 1515

        #4
        slow down to about 20 mph

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        • Ic3m4nZ
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          • Aug 2003
          • 6285

          #5
          Originally posted by dunefield
          i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more...
          Perfect thing to do

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          • MrIzzz
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            • Sep 2003
            • 22923

            #6
            i spray my windshield wipers so that it hits their window too


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            • Dildozer
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2002
              • 7519

              #7
              Depends, if there's someone in front and the guy's still tailgating i hit the brakes.

              I once sent a small car in the ditch cuz i braked a bit too hard.

              If there's no one in front and the way is clear i just change lane and let them pass.
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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133986

                #8
                Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  throw ketchups packets at them through the sunroof

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                  • Donny
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                    • May 2002
                    • 13754

                    #10
                    I'm usually driving in a Mustang Cobra. It has a lot of power. When someone does that to me I slow down for just long enough to REALLY piss them off, then I floor it and leave them far, far behind.


                    EDIT TO ADD:

                    One more speeding ticket and my license is gone for a year.

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                    • Living For Today
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 3970

                      #11
                      Originally posted by spunky1
                      Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off
                      haha. exactly what i do.

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                      • hyper
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 5294

                        #12
                        dont tap the brakes


                        lock them up

                        if they hit you. tell the cops a dog ran out in front of you.

                        they will get cited for following too close

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                        • Furious_Male
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 16884

                          #13
                          I have anger mgmt issues. If I am in my vette I crank up the boost and will let her rip. Unless hes driving something exotic hes not going to keep up... If I am in my truck I do the opposite and slow way the fuck down and take a long hard look at them as they pass.
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                          • fuzebox
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22353

                            #14
                            Downshift and leave him behind...

                            Any excuse to speed excessively is a good one

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                            • Evil1
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                              • Mar 2002
                              • 3893

                              #15
                              Go as slow as possible in a no passing lane, if a passing lane comes up, floor it till the next no passing lane.. repeat as neccasary.

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                              • wdsguy
                                Ryde or Die
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 19568

                                #16
                                I pee out the window

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                                • brizzad
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                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 11769

                                  #17
                                  make a 100% complete stop in the middle of the road, get out of my car, and stand there... either they wont get out, and they stay off my ass for the rest of the time, or they get out, and shit happens

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                                  • gornyhuy
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                                    • May 2002
                                    • 18041

                                    #18
                                    I like to open the sunroof and extend my hand up into their view and unfurl the all powerful middle finger.

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                                    • Melvin the Dude
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 844

                                      #19
                                      I've stopped my car in the middle of traffic.


                                      Also waited until we get to a stop sign or light, then put my car in park, and walk back and confront them.

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                                      • Rorschach
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                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 5579

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by brizzad
                                        make a 100% complete stop in the middle of the road, get out of my car, and stand there... either they wont get out, and they stay off my ass for the rest of the time, or they get out, and shit happens
                                        haha that's gangsta

                                        bummer if you get shot by some psycho though.

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                                        • Tala
                                          Fucked if I know
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 23368

                                          #21
                                          I've had two bumper sticks for tailgaters. One read, "If you can read this, there'd better be an engagement ring in your pocket" and the other read, "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."

                                          I remember one time a guy was following really close and i stepped on my brake, and he got damn near on my bumper, read the sticker, and stayed the HELL off my ass after that.

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                                          • Marcus Aurelius
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                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 14809

                                            #22
                                            I empty a clip from my pistol through their front window. They usually back off after that.

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                                            • baddog
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                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                              throw ketchups packets at them through the sunroof
                                              old sparkplugs work a lot better

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                                              • PersianKitty
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                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 7785

                                                #24
                                                Many years ago, I was heading to work one morning. Merged onto the freeway (5 lines each way). Moved over to the 4th lane.. then needed to get around a semi, so I moved into the fast lane. I had seen a state trooper as I came onto the freeway. Not knowing exactly where he was I made sure to keep my speeds within reason. All of the sudden there's this idiot on my tail in a big black Suburban. He's honking and flashing his lights cause I'm not doing 65 or 70. I finally get past the semi and move over so the twit could pass. As he flies by me you can see him flippin me off and cussin...

                                                Well about that time I find out where ther trooper went. He was two cars behind the Suburban. As the trooper comes up next to me he looks over and (gladiator style) does thumbs up/thumbs down. I gave him the thumbs down... He zoomed ahead moved over into my lane and lit up the guy in the Suburban.

                                                And they say there's never a cop around when you need one.

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                                                • Funbrunette
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                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 4834

                                                  #25
                                                  Just hit the brakes....lol No seriously I slow down and speed up when they try to pass me!
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                                                  • detoxed
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                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 17798

                                                    #26
                                                    you slam on your brakes causing them to run into you. get out of the car, shoot them in the head, then go to your nearest body shop to get your car fixed.

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                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 14809

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mdcq
                                                      I empty a clip from my pistol through their front window. They usually back off after that.


                                                      and if that dont work. I get my woman to steer, I climb out of the vehicle and leap onto their hood all mad max style and go into a berserker rage, tear my way through the roof, and shred them like a razorblade tornado with my post apocalyptic mutant like powers, and calmly make my way back to my vehicle....

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                                                      • Axeman
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                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 5201

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by dunefield
                                                        i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more...
                                                        If this is a single lane I do this as well, but most times I am the guy riding someones ass.

                                                        People in Florida seem to think going 75 on the interstate entitles them to stay in the left lane even if the right is open. I get right on their ass and high beam them until they move over and get the hint.
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                                                        • Herb Kornfield
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                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 4996

                                                          #29
                                                          I drive a Durango R-T with some extra lights on the front end for my driving in the woods in the summer.

                                                          I slow down or pull over the let them pass...Then I get behind them on their ass and fire up all the lights ( highbeams, floodlights, and ground lights ) onto them.

                                                          Then, I angle my truck to hit their side mirrors so their face is lit up. Sometimes, I add riding the horn as well to really fuck with them if they are total assholes.

                                                          In my Jeep, I carry a small whiteboard and red marker that I can write things like " FUCK YOU " or whatever else and hold it up as I ride past them......always gets their goat.

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                                                          • The Heron
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 4496

                                                            #30
                                                            You must be one of those people that drives slow and I tailgate... I'm the guy behind you trying to pass, next time give me a wave!

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                                                            • Joetanto
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 653

                                                              #31
                                                              smash into the back of them and run them off the road

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                                                              • Za Ha
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 5112

                                                                #32
                                                                Go in your right lane.

                                                                Let the asshole pass you.

                                                                Go back in the left lane and put your highbeams on.

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                                                                • Jimbo
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                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 3989

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I hit the break real hard for a fraction of second, then continue, usually calms the guy.
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                                                                  • DreamCumTrue
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                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                    • 2985

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Brake check that mother fucker.

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                                                                    • Jimbo
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                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                      • 3989

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
                                                                      Brake check that mother fucker.
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                                                                      • baddog
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                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 107089

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by clickhappy
                                                                        I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

                                                                        what do you do?

                                                                        This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.
                                                                        if you are unfamiliar with the road, show some courtesy and pull to the right and let them pass you. Don't be an asshole about it. Just because you don't know what you are doing is no reason they should have to suffer for your inabilities.

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                                                                        • Paul Markham
                                                                          Too old to care
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 52942

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                          I'm usually driving in a Mustang Cobra. It has a lot of power. When someone does that to me I slow down for just long enough to REALLY piss them off, then I floor it and leave them far, far behind.


                                                                          EDIT TO ADD:

                                                                          One more speeding ticket and my license is gone for a year.
                                                                          I do the same. Only the top cars can keep up.

                                                                          Driving here on a British License means they can only fine me.



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                                                                          • Doctor Dre
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                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                            • 51692

                                                                            #38
                                                                            You slow down really slow and break in their face many time ... and if they keep going after 5-6 mins you stop at the side of the road . If they stop you get your baseball bat and you got a nice fight on with a stupid mother fucker that want to get his ass kicked
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                                                                            • Jimbo
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                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 3989

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                              You slow down really slow and break in their face many time ... and if they keep going after 5-6 mins you stop at the side of the road . If they stop you get your baseball bat and you got a nice fight on with a stupid mother fucker that want to get his ass kicked
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                                                                              • jimboc
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                                                                                • Jun 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I actually do this to people, but only if they are stuck out in a lane and blocking me for no reason or if they are going really fucking slow.

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                                                                                • anya2
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                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 62

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
                                                                                  Brake check that mother fucker.
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                                                                                  • Ricky Dynamite
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                                                                                    • Jan 2004
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Come to a complete stop as quick as possible.

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                                                                                    • The Sex Pusher
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 431

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKTARD , DRIVE FAST OR GO HOME !!

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                                                                                      • macker
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                                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                                        • 2161

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by hyper
                                                                                        dont tap the brakes


                                                                                        lock them up

                                                                                        if they hit you. tell the cops a dog ran out in front of you.

                                                                                        they will get cited for following too close
                                                                                        Exactly

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                                                                                        • foolio
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                                                                                          • Nov 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by spunky1
                                                                                          Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off
                                                                                          hehehe - I did that and it was a cop behind me.

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                                                                                          • Ironhorse
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                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 7094

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I used to hit the brakes hard hoping for some collision but lately I mellowed out a bit, some day if I'm pissed off enough I might do the brakes again and maybe die in a blaze of roadrage glory, although I'd rather be a peaceful chap, but some motherfuckars just ride you until you can't control yourself...yes, I've had a few beers
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                                                                                            • Firehorse
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                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 30767

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              It depends on whether my wife and daughter are in the car with me and my mood and how aggressive the tail gater is!
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                                                                                              • Za Ha
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                                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                                • 5112

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by The Sex Pusher
                                                                                                THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKTARD , DRIVE FAST OR GO HOME !!
                                                                                                Is that why there are speed limits?

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                                                                                                • Tight
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by jimboc
                                                                                                  I actually do this to people, but only if they are stuck out in a lane and blocking me for no reason or if they are going really fucking slow.
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                                                                                                  • smack
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                    • 10652

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i drive a 5 speed, so i just slam it into second gear and make them almost hit me. they usually get the hint.
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