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Old 03-12-2004, 09:55 AM   #1
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Realistic Jokes: Did you hear the one about the girl whose grandfather molested her?

A: No one believed her and she became an alcoholic.


Q: Did you hear the one about the guy who got laid off after 30 years with the same company?
A: His wife left him and he killed himself.


Q: Did you hear the one about the black boy that grew up in the ghetto?
A: His family was dirt poor and he never amounted to anything.


Q: Did you hear the one about the woman whose husband beat her?
A: One night he drank too much and killed her.


Q: Did you hear the one about the little girl who walked to church?
A: Well, neither will anyone else until they find her mutilated corpse.
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:01 AM   #2
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Q: Did you hear the one about the little girl who walked to church?
A: Well, neither will anyone else until they find her mutilated corpse.
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:07 AM   #3
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Those are awful and You should be ashamed. I'm telling your Dad, Jesus.
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:08 AM   #4
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Those are awful and You should be ashamed. I'm telling your Dad, Jesus.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?


Well think about it for a second....
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:16 AM   #5
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:21 AM   #6
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Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:22 AM   #7
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:23 AM   #8
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There is some funny in there if you look hard enough, unfortunately I got up a few hours ago and Im still groggy so ..
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:24 AM   #9
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:26 AM   #10
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?


Well think about it for a second....
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:27 AM   #11
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:56 AM   #12
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[shaqzilla] I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:11 PM   #13
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?


Well think about it for a second....
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:12 PM   #14
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my x girlfriend was molested by her grandfather
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:20 PM   #15
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A pedophile and a little girl are walking through the woods at night. The little girl says "oh this is so scary". The pedophile says "You think this is scary? I have to walk out of here alone!"
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