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Loryn · 03-11-2004, 02:07 PM

Okay I went to the dentist this morning and my mouth is numb. I talk like a retard and I am drooling all over myself. The anesthetic started wearing off and I started to feel the pain. I went to the store to pick up my pain medicine and I am stopped by a bunch of cops. This idiot running from the cops jumps on the highway that takes you out of Sacramento into the suburb I live in, flew off the highway into this store and started shooting. I hope no one is hurt but my damn prescription is in there and I am really in pain over here.

See dumb people never think about how many people they hurt with their selfish actions.

KMR Stitch · 03-11-2004, 02:08 PM

TekayRoyal · 03-11-2004, 02:08 PM

i feel your pain man........a shot of whiskey might help numb the pain....seriously

freeadultcontent · 03-11-2004, 02:09 PM

Your post counts are all 2's

Gramps · 03-11-2004, 02:09 PM

Forget the dentist...I have seen a picture of you and you make me drool too!

Loryn · 03-11-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Your post counts are all 2's

Yep but not anymore!!!

hova · 03-11-2004, 02:12 PM

Its always nice to read thes stories when you have to go to the dentist the next day, thanks!!!

Stewie · 03-11-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I talk like a retard and I am drooling all over myself.

Loryn · 03-11-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by TekayRoyal
i feel your pain man........a shot of whiskey might help numb the pain....seriously

I believe it would, but I have work to do. If I have a shot of whiskey I'll want to turn up the radio and rock out. hehehe

sperbonzo · 03-11-2004, 02:19 PM

Actually, this will really help. Take a shot of Vodka, but don't swallow it. Rolll it around in your mouth, gargle with it, slosh it around for as long as you can....then spit it out.

This will take away a lot of the pain without giving you too much of a buzz at all.

It should last about an hour, then you can do it again.

cayne · 03-11-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I talk like a retard and I am drooling all over myself.

hahaha

Axeman · 03-11-2004, 02:21 PM

DreamCumTrue · 03-11-2004, 02:22 PM

Just be glad you weren't in there when it happened! Thank goodness for that!

StuartD · 03-11-2004, 02:23 PM

damn inconsiderate bastard

Loryn · 03-11-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
Just be glad you weren't in there when it happened! Thank goodness for that!

I know, if I would have gone straight from the dentist to the store I would have been there. I am very relieved I went home first. I hope no one was hurt, except maybe for the idiot that risked everyone's lives. ASSHOLE!!

body · 03-11-2004, 02:34 PM

sorry that I laugh

Ironhorse · 03-11-2004, 02:36 PM

Wow harsh, go back to dentist for another shot or two

Loryn · 03-11-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by sperbonzo
Actually, this will really help. Take a shot of Vodka, but don't swallow it. Rolll it around in your mouth, gargle with it, slosh it around for as long as you can....then spit it out.

This will take away a lot of the pain without giving you too much of a buzz at all.

It should last about an hour, then you can do it again.

I just did it and I almost killed myself.

It spilled down the front of me. I am having trouble controlling my bottom lip. I smell like a drunk now. lol But the good news is IT WORKED!!!

Thank you!!!!

VeriSexy · 03-11-2004, 02:39 PM

At least your safe and didn't get shot at

sperbonzo · 03-11-2004, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I just did it and I almost killed myself. It spilled down the front of me. I am having trouble controlling my bottom lip. I smell like a drunk now. lol But the good news is IT WORKED!!!

Thank you!!!!

LMAO!!!!

You're welcome sweetie......see you in Phoenix

kimzar · 03-11-2004, 03:01 PM

take some pain relievers

cashman · 03-11-2004, 03:02 PM

Drink cognac!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-11-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Okay I talk like a retard and I am drooling all over myself.

I had an ex take me to lunch after a dentist visit that left me in the same position.. he just wanted to sit across the table and make fun of me.. So I amused him and ordered lots of food to shovel in my retarded lopsided drooling face..it was a very fun lunch I must say

rjstar · 03-11-2004, 03:20 PM

Plently of whisky will help.

BradM · 03-11-2004, 03:32 PM

Only in America.
Weird.

zentz · 03-11-2004, 03:37 PM

ROFL

TweetyBird · 03-11-2004, 03:39 PM

hehe

Loryn · 03-11-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I had an ex take me to lunch after a dentist visit that left me in the same position.. he just wanted to sit across the table and make fun of me.. So I amused him and ordered lots of food to shovel in my retarded lopsided drooling face..it was a very fun lunch I must say

I have totally lopsided mouth. It's too funny.

Oracle Porn · 03-11-2004, 03:53 PM

baddog · 03-11-2004, 03:54 PM

I will send you some meds if you will send me my hoodie

CCdoug · 03-11-2004, 03:57 PM

This is old indian medicine but try it as it works like a HOT damn!

Grab a cig, light it up and pull a huge draw from it into your mouth.
(No worries if you don't smoke)
Hold it in your mouth for thirty seconds and blow it out.

Do it until the pain ebbs!!

Works wonders, trust me ;)

baddog · 03-11-2004, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by CrazyJ
This is old indian medicine but try it as it works like a HOT damn!

Grab a cig, light it up and pull a huge draw from it into your mouth.
(No worries if you don't smoke)
Hold it in your mouth for thirty seconds and blow it out.

Do it until the pain ebbs!!

Works wonders, trust me ;)

you forgot the most important thing, dip cig in opium first

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-11-2004, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I have totally lopsided mouth. It's too funny.

this is when you need to smile and take a pic for us..

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