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Loryn · 03-10-2004, 12:47 PM

Train Set
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we're going down the tracks"

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train... but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue... "for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..."

WoDaT · 03-10-2004, 12:47 PM

hahah nice~

Fletch XXX · 03-10-2004, 12:47 PM

fuelcell · 03-10-2004, 12:48 PM

that's no way to talk to your mother

Loryn · 03-10-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

HomeTown_Hero · 03-10-2004, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

hahahahahhahaa

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Vitasoy · 03-10-2004, 01:24 PM

I thought it was great

LoriAnderson · 03-10-2004, 01:28 PM

axelcat · 03-10-2004, 01:29 PM

Its all funny

Ash@phpFX · 03-10-2004, 04:34 PM

thats great, good to see a joke on the board that everyone hasnt heard before

TweetyBird · 03-10-2004, 04:49 PM

indeed

valley hina · 03-10-2004, 04:51 PM

nice

pimplink · 03-10-2004, 05:54 PM

that is funny!

Paul Waters · 03-10-2004, 06:37 PM

That should be reworded slightly as a "Little Johnny" joke.

Illicit · 03-10-2004, 06:38 PM

Ic3m4nZ · 03-10-2004, 06:38 PM

willysbirthday · 03-10-2004, 06:43 PM

I'm starting to get it.

reynold · 03-10-2004, 07:59 PM

lol

sickkittens · 03-10-2004, 08:05 PM

Just_Dave · 03-10-2004, 08:07 PM

Loryn · 03-10-2004, 10:37 PM

This joke just cracks me up!!!!

Ironhorse · 03-10-2004, 10:41 PM

reynold · 03-10-2004, 10:48 PM

03-10-2004, 12:47 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Funny LOL Train Set A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we're going down the tracks" The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train... but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue... "for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..." __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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