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baddog · 03-09-2004, 02:56 AM

So, I was watching this movie the other night with my son, and in it they told this joke, do you think it is funny?

A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking down the beach together when they come across a bottle sticking out of the sand. They pick it up, dust the sand off of it, and a genie appears and tells them they can each heve one wish.

The genie asks the black guy what his wish is, and he responds, "I want me and all of my black brothers and sisters to be returned to Africa where we can be happy and free for the rest of our lives." The genie nods his head and all the blacks are suddenly back in Africa.

The genie asks the Mexican what his wish is, and he responds, "I want me and all of my Mexican brothers and sisters to be returned to Mexico where we can be happy and free for the rest of our lives." The genie nods his head and all the Mexicans are suddenly back in Mexico.

The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is. The guy thinks for a minute, and asks, "so, all the Mexicans and blacks are gone?"

"Yes," the genie responds.

"Okay, then I will just have a Coke."

chemicaleyes · 03-09-2004, 03:00 AM

No, not really funny to me. What film is it from?

baddog · 03-09-2004, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by chemicaleyes
No, not really funny to me. What film is it from?

The Boondock Saints

Mr. Marks · 03-09-2004, 03:02 AM

uhmm...in some sort of way because
they call it a joke, but when taken
seriously, it can heat things up.

boneless · 03-09-2004, 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

The Boondock Saints

cool movie ;)

baddog · 03-09-2004, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by boneless
cool movie ;)

yeah, I enjoyed it enough to watch it two nights in a row, and I rarely do that with any non-porn movie

bufferover · 03-09-2004, 03:08 AM

That's realy isn't funny

Rorschach · 03-09-2004, 03:10 AM

Fun movie but totally unfunny joke.

baddog · 03-09-2004, 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
Fun movie but totally unfunny joke.

what about in the context of the movie? Cuz that one guy sure thought it was funny

riosluts · 03-09-2004, 03:13 AM

My joke is funnier
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=249602

chemicaleyes · 03-09-2004, 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

The Boondock Saints

Never heard of it, a t.v. movie, never seen an advert for it and it's been around 5 years now, lol. Looks like it could be ok though, just ordered it, only £5 on amazon.

for those who have never heard of the film:
With the advent of satellite broadcasting resurrecting the art of the TV movie, films like the invigorating The Boondock Saints are becoming more frequent. Made for Sky, the movie eschews big-screen production values but is still good value for money. Although the story of two Irish-American brothers who set out on a believed divine mission to wipe out the worst of the criminal element of Boston at times seems like an imitation of the superb Dogma, both films were actually made in the same year. The film is not without its faults, notably the poor performances of Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus as the two brothers--both of whom adopt ludicrous Irish accents. Far better is Willem Dafoe, who steals the show as FBI agent Smecker, and the manic David Della Rocco. Still, The Boondock Saints is highly watchable and keeps the viewer interested throughout with a strong story, frequent black humour and arresting visuals. And there aren't many places where you will come across Billy Connolly as a Mafia contract killer.

mrthumbs · 03-09-2004, 03:18 AM

the funny man!

4Pics · 03-09-2004, 03:27 AM

not really funny

baddog · 03-09-2004, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by chemicaleyes

And there aren't many places where you will come across Billy Connolly as a Mafia contract killer.

you are going to give it away with stuff like that

chemicaleyes · 03-09-2004, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

you are going to give it away with stuff like that

opps, all ignore the last line of my post & just watch the film if you haven't..

edit: you think most ppl on here would read enough to get to the bottom of that post

runaway · 03-09-2004, 03:54 AM

That wasn't that funny!

born4porn · 03-09-2004, 03:56 AM

I am part Irish and we laugh at ourself all the time. I thought the joke was pretty fucking funny!

fuzebox · 03-09-2004, 04:04 AM

I thought he asks for a beer, not a coke.

Paul Waters · 03-09-2004, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

"Okay, then I will just have a Coke."

Lame.

Firehorse · 03-09-2004, 05:34 AM

Thanks baddog that's another one to add to my ever growing list of movies to watch!

=^..^= · 03-09-2004, 05:37 AM

I thought it was funny

DVTimes · 03-09-2004, 05:37 AM

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman on a desert Island.

One finds a bottle so they open it. Pop, a genie pop out.

You have a wish each the genie says.

The Scotsman says I with I was back in bonnie Scotland in a castle with lots of cash. Pop, he is in Scotland with lots of cash.

The Englishman says I wish I was in England with lots of sexy girls and a fast car. Pop, he is in England with all he wants.

The Irishman says, I am lonely, I wish my two friends were with me.

TweetyBird · 03-09-2004, 05:51 AM

lol, good one

maxdaname · 03-09-2004, 05:52 AM

Are Mexican THAT annoying!?

leow · 03-09-2004, 06:28 AM

03-09-2004, 06:43 AM

I think funny

hoe_vender · 03-09-2004, 07:04 AM

not funny

Steve · 03-09-2004, 07:07 AM

lighten up Francis

funny

doornx · 03-09-2004, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman on a desert Island.

One finds a bottle so they open it. Pop, a genie pop out.

You have a wish each the genie says.

The Scotsman says I with I was back in bonnie Scotland in a castle with lots of cash. Pop, he is in Scotland with lots of cash.

The Englishman says I wish I was in England with lots of sexy girls and a fast car. Pop, he is in England with all he wants.

The Irishman says, I am lonely, I wish my two friends were with me.

this one is much better LOL

baddog · 03-09-2004, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by chemicaleyes

edit: you think most ppl on here would read enough to get to the bottom of that post

good point

baddog · 03-09-2004, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by fuzebox
I thought he asks for a beer, not a coke.

not in the movie . . . maybe if he asked for a beer it would have been funnier

h0st · 03-09-2004, 12:19 PM

not funnny, should it be?

EZRhino · 03-09-2004, 12:24 PM

Its an ok joke but dont hate on it if its a little bit racial.

kimzar · 03-09-2004, 12:28 PM

wasnt that funny

Lykos · 03-09-2004, 03:30 PM

Kinda funny for me;)

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Is this funny? So, I was watching this movie the other night with my son, and in it they told this joke, do you think it is funny? A white guy, a black guy and a Mexican are walking down the beach together when they come across a bottle sticking out of the sand. They pick it up, dust the sand off of it, and a genie appears and tells them they can each heve one wish. The genie asks the black guy what his wish is, and he responds, "I want me and all of my black brothers and sisters to be returned to Africa where we can be happy and free for the rest of our lives." The genie nods his head and all the blacks are suddenly back in Africa. The genie asks the Mexican what his wish is, and he responds, "I want me and all of my Mexican brothers and sisters to be returned to Mexico where we can be happy and free for the rest of our lives." The genie nods his head and all the Mexicans are suddenly back in Mexico. The genie then asks the white guy what his wish is. The guy thinks for a minute, and asks, "so, all the Mexicans and blacks are gone?" "Yes," the genie responds. "Okay, then I will just have a Coke."

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chemicaleyes UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068 Posts: 11,569	No, not really funny to me. What film is it from? __________________ No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

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riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	My joke is funnier http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=249602 __________________

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Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Thanks baddog that's another one to add to my ever growing list of movies to watch! __________________ MySweetEbony

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Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	uhmm...in some sort of way because they call it a joke, but when taken seriously, it can heat things up.

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Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Fun movie but totally unfunny joke.

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	the funny man!

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4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	not really funny

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03-09-2004, 03:56 AM	#17
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	I am part Irish and we laugh at ourself all the time. I thought the joke was pretty fucking funny!

03-09-2004, 04:04 AM	#18
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,130	I thought he asks for a beer, not a coke.

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DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,547	Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman on a desert Island. One finds a bottle so they open it. Pop, a genie pop out. You have a wish each the genie says. The Scotsman says I with I was back in bonnie Scotland in a castle with lots of cash. Pop, he is in Scotland with lots of cash. The Englishman says I wish I was in England with lots of sexy girls and a fast car. Pop, he is in England with all he wants. The Irishman says, I am lonely, I wish my two friends were with me. __________________ The Affiliate Program

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Alex Xe Guest Posts: n/a	I think funny

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Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	lighten up Francis funny

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EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	Its an ok joke but dont hate on it if its a little bit racial.

03-09-2004, 12:28 PM	#34
kimzar Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Your Mother's Snatch! Posts: 1,874	wasnt that funny

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Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	Kinda funny for me;) __________________