It could be a saw mill accident. My girlfriends father used to work in one and he told me some crazy stories of logs/lumber impaling guys right through the stomach. :uhoh

edit: 50 stiff woody's

"Ok, I think I see the problem here. You have a splinter. Now if someone could find me the jumbo tweezers...."

Me either...:2 cents:
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