So ... I finally tried Salvia . - GoFuckYourself.com

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:10 AM

So , last year I hear about salvia .
A legal herb used by mazatecs in spiritual cerimonies and stuff .
I've been trying to find it in the real world not online and came across it in hull finally .

So the Guy says hit a .2 and Ill be fine .
and be cautious .
this is the 5x extract I bought . $30 for a gram .

I read up alot on the net on how to dose , etc .
and I took the suggestion , of hitting the bong , alone and in a dark quiet room . ( HIGHLY SUGGESTED )

So .. here we go .
I hit the bong .
Moments later that same bong is all but remembered Dont even realise its still in my hands , or what it is to begin with . I am in a different world , I then get this weird throbbing , my whole body is warm and euphoric . Suddenly I am split in half , butterfied like chicken and both halves of me are lying on the ground .There was alot more shit , but its really hard to put to words sober .

I had this feeling as though people were comming to see me , and I was super excited , but I had no clue who or when .

After this really intense rush , I had a good 1/2 hour of just chilling and watching tracers , pixelated lines and visuals .

pretty intense feeling , if not the most intense herb I've ever smoked .

If you haven't tried it . Id suggest it .
BUT . make sure you dont go in thinking you can handle more than the suggested dosage off the start . this is not like weed , and I can see it having major potential for a bad trip , as you are actually surrounded in a total visual world that is 100% real to you at the time . at the moment that hits your brain , there are no drugs , you are in this world and it is very real .
This is not a drug to party on at all . this is a very powerful drug for self exploration . best taken alone . or with a trusted sitter or group of friends .

Machinegunkelly gives it

( for the alchies that wanna bash me for using ilicit drugs , salvia is 100% legal to possess , grow and sell in canada . making it just the same as alcohol so

. )

cherrylula · 03-07-2004, 12:12 AM

half hour? wow that is the best review I have read on the stuff, very interesting.

CyberTraffic · 03-07-2004, 12:13 AM

How long did the high last, total?

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:14 AM

apparently if you let it soak in your mouth like tobacco , it lasts upto an hour .

I'll be dead serious with you , the shit is pure insanity .
Its like a brief moment of total schizophrenia or something .
really mind blowing .

Ironhorse · 03-07-2004, 12:15 AM

Good review, sounds a little bit like the Peyote I tried once.

V_RocKs · 03-07-2004, 12:16 AM

Something tells me that Pancho isn't going to know what I am talking about when I ask, so where did you buy the stuff?

eroswebmaster · 03-07-2004, 12:16 AM

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There are some bad people on the rise
They're saving their own skins by
Ruining other people's lives
Bad, bad people on the rise
Young married couple in debt
- ever felt had ?
Young married couple in debt
- ever felt had ?

On a government scheme
Designed to kill your dream
Oh mum, oh dad
Once poor, always poor
La la la la la
Interesting drug
The one that you took
TELL THE TRUTH - IT REALLY HELPED YOU
An interesting drug
The one that you took
God, it really really helped you
You wonder why we're only half-ashamed ?

"Because ENOUGH is TOO MUCH!
...and look around ...
...can you blame us ? CAN you blame us ? "

On a government scheme
Designed to kill your dream
Oh mum, oh dad
Once poor, always poor
La la la la la
Interesting drug
The one that you took
TELL THE TRUTH - IT REALLY HELPED YOU
An interesting drug
The one that you took
God, it really really helped you
You wonder why we're only half-ashamed ?

"Because ENOUGH is TOO MUCH!
...and look around ...
...can you blame us ? CAN you blame us ? "

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberTraffic
How long did the high last, total?

The rush slams into your brain within seconds .
much like cocain .
infact sorta the same rush , but then almost beyond that to a hole new level , Slowly a new world surrounded me , which disolved like 10 miutes ( felt like hours ) and then I was just feeling good for the next 20 - 30 minutes .

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Good review, sounds a little bit like the Peyote I tried once.

Just as real .
but much different .

And the best part is , the real rush is only like 10 - 15 minutes , so even if you were to flip right out . you'll be fine if you have a good sitter .

Dynamix · 03-07-2004, 12:18 AM

Higher dosage shit is definately

although the lesser shit is pointless. I've gotten bigger buzzes off cigarettes before. If you're gonna go with salvia make sure you go with the better shit, it's well worth the money.

I definately agree with MGK on this one.

cherrylula · 03-07-2004, 12:18 AM

"came across it in hull finally"

dude are you sure you smoked the right stuff? what did it look like?

i dont get your above statement....sounds like what you did is pretty intense, but curious as to what exactly it was....

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
"came across it in hull finally"

dude are you sure you smoked the right stuff? what did it look like?

i dont get your above statement....sounds like what you did is pretty intense, but curious as to what exactly it was....

Hull is a town next to mine .
I got it at the local headshop

maxjohan · 03-07-2004, 12:23 AM

http://www.sagewisdom.org/usersguide.html

reading now..

btw, please read this guide if you are going to use salvia.

but don't use it lol.

marcu5 · 03-07-2004, 12:24 AM

just out of curiousity where did you order it? i push salvia on my site and i've had 4 recent orders :D

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marcu5
just out of curiousity where did you order it? i push salvia on my site and i've had 4 recent orders :D

I dont buy stuff online

Wasnt me

marcu5 · 03-07-2004, 12:27 AM

dang, next time you order some.. go threw my refferal and make me some money :-x

maxjohan · 03-07-2004, 12:30 AM

ok wtf, how much did you take?

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Doses of only several hundred micrograms (millionths of a gram) will have an effect, and doses above 1 milligram (1/1000 of a gram) are too much for most people to handle comfortably.

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take it easy.

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
ok wtf, how much did you take?

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Doses of only several hundred micrograms (millionths of a gram) will have an effect, and doses above 1 milligram (1/1000 of a gram) are too much for most people to handle comfortably.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

take it easy.

read more carefully .
They are talking about the pure substance in that paragraph.

Either way though , I can handle any drug I have tried in almost any non-retarded dose , except alcohol , that shit doesnt do well in my system at all .

cherrylula · 03-07-2004, 12:34 AM

Are you sure it wasn't laced with something? I have no clue what that stuff looks like but from what I have heard that stuff is not that intense.

Ash@phpFX · 03-07-2004, 12:36 AM

its illegal here, and ive never seen or heard of it in real life, so im guessing it would be pretty hard to get

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
Are you sure it wasn't laced with something? I have no clue what that stuff looks like but from what I have heard that stuff is not that intense.

I smoked the equivent to hash .
5x extract .
Im pretty sure it was just salvia , my experience is very similar to alot I have read on the net .

I didnt hit the recommended dose though , I doubled it (. 5)
Thats why I suggested not to , initially I had a severe feeling of panic , it all came on way to fast , like cocaine but totally disorienting and intense

mule · 03-07-2004, 12:39 AM

LOL, grow the stuff yourself. Salvia is the botanical name for Sage, it's a regular old kitchen herb. Buying it online??? hehe, what a scam

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
LOL, grow the stuff yourself. Salvia is the botanical name for Sage, it's a regular old kitchen herb. Buying it online??? hehe, what a scam

I tried the leaf , its almost useless IMO .
if you wanna do the extraction at home , thats fine for you .

Ever done an extraction ?
I dont wanna blow my house up seen it too many times.

Although , yes that is my intention

-=HOAX=- · 03-07-2004, 12:44 AM

Did you get the feeling of rotation or spinning? Like something was pulling you in a clockwise direction?

cherrylula · 03-07-2004, 12:46 AM

hmm time for the spring herb garden

mule · 03-07-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
I tried the leaf , its almost useless IMO .

Ah, OK, didn't read the entire thread, hadn't realised it was an extraction.
Tastes good with mutton, btw

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Did you get the feeling of rotation or spinning? Like something was pulling you in a clockwise direction?

maybe .
But seriously felt as if I were cut in two peices , and both halves were lying on the floor gut side down .
There was a battle between my right and left side .

If your flirting with it .
Do it .
If you're afraid of loosing control of your mind ( or maybe gaining control ) shy away from this . it will take you to that level .

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
hmm time for the spring herb garden

dont you live next door to mexico ?
talk to the natives .

CDSmith · 03-07-2004, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
Suddenly I am split in half , butterfied like chicken and both halves of me are lying on the ground .There was alot more shit , but its really hard to put to words sober .

I had this feeling as though people were comming to see me , and I was super excited , but I had no clue who or when .

After this really intense rush , I had a good 1/2 hour of just chilling and watching tracers , pixelated lines and visuals .

I found this passage in your post to be most entertaining. Almost as if I was there.

Surreal. :D

Napolean · 03-07-2004, 12:53 AM

theres a place here where i can buy it for $1.50 a gram... probably cheap stuff tho

Lykos · 03-07-2004, 12:56 AM

machinegunkelly · 03-07-2004, 12:58 AM

This is the shit I am talking about

http://www.iamshaman.com/eshop/10Exp...ctCode=ST6X-1G

Not the leaf .
Im pretty sure you can smoke the leaf till your blue in the face and get nothing more than a tingle .
The trick is to get the whole bowl in one shot in one hot bong load.
Hold . hold somemore .. till it hurts , and buckle up cause you are going for a ride .

maxjohan · 03-07-2004, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinegunkelly

read more carefully .
They are talking about the pure substance in that paragraph.

Either way though , I can handle any drug I have tried in almost any non-retarded dose , except alcohol , that shit doesnt do well in my system at all .

yeah I know...was just scaring
people.

Doctor Dre · 03-07-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinegunkelly

Hull is a town next to mine .
I got it at the local headshop

Wich store ? Marijanne ? I wanna try that shit.

slackologist · 03-07-2004, 02:25 PM

very potent drug for being legal.. hope too many ppl dont fuck up on it and draw too much attention to it. i had some mild doses of salvia divinorum a few yrs back and found it to be a unique experience. definatley not addictive.

03-07-2004, 12:10 AM	#1
machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,285	So ... I finally tried Salvia . So , last year I hear about salvia . A legal herb used by mazatecs in spiritual cerimonies and stuff . I've been trying to find it in the real world not online and came across it in hull finally . So the Guy says hit a .2 and Ill be fine . and be cautious . this is the 5x extract I bought . $30 for a gram . I read up alot on the net on how to dose , etc . and I took the suggestion , of hitting the bong , alone and in a dark quiet room . ( HIGHLY SUGGESTED ) So .. here we go . I hit the bong . Moments later that same bong is all but remembered Dont even realise its still in my hands , or what it is to begin with . I am in a different world , I then get this weird throbbing , my whole body is warm and euphoric . Suddenly I am split in half , butterfied like chicken and both halves of me are lying on the ground .There was alot more shit , but its really hard to put to words sober . I had this feeling as though people were comming to see me , and I was super excited , but I had no clue who or when . After this really intense rush , I had a good 1/2 hour of just chilling and watching tracers , pixelated lines and visuals . pretty intense feeling , if not the most intense herb I've ever smoked . If you haven't tried it . Id suggest it . BUT . make sure you dont go in thinking you can handle more than the suggested dosage off the start . this is not like weed , and I can see it having major potential for a bad trip , as you are actually surrounded in a total visual world that is 100% real to you at the time . at the moment that hits your brain , there are no drugs , you are in this world and it is very real . This is not a drug to party on at all . this is a very powerful drug for self exploration . best taken alone . or with a trusted sitter or group of friends . Machinegunkelly gives it ( for the alchies that wanna bash me for using ilicit drugs , salvia is 100% legal to possess , grow and sell in canada . making it just the same as alcohol so . ) __________________ dead.

03-07-2004, 12:14 AM	#4
machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,285	apparently if you let it soak in your mouth like tobacco , it lasts upto an hour . I'll be dead serious with you , the shit is pure insanity . Its like a brief moment of total schizophrenia or something . really mind blowing . __________________ dead.

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03-07-2004, 12:12 AM	#2
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	half hour? wow that is the best review I have read on the stuff, very interesting.

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03-07-2004, 12:16 AM	#6
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03-07-2004, 12:23 AM	#13
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	http://www.sagewisdom.org/usersguide.html reading now.. btw, please read this guide if you are going to use salvia. but don't use it lol. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-07-2004, 12:24 AM	#14
marcu5 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,485	just out of curiousity where did you order it? i push salvia on my site and i've had 4 recent orders :D __________________

03-07-2004, 12:27 AM	#16
marcu5 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,485	dang, next time you order some.. go threw my refferal and make me some money :-x __________________

03-07-2004, 12:30 AM	#17
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	ok wtf, how much did you take? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doses of only several hundred micrograms (millionths of a gram) will have an effect, and doses above 1 milligram (1/1000 of a gram) are too much for most people to handle comfortably. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- take it easy. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-07-2004, 12:34 AM	#19
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Are you sure it wasn't laced with something? I have no clue what that stuff looks like but from what I have heard that stuff is not that intense.

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	hmm time for the spring herb garden

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machinegunkelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,285	This is the shit I am talking about http://www.iamshaman.com/eshop/10Exp...ctCode=ST6X-1G Not the leaf . Im pretty sure you can smoke the leaf till your blue in the face and get nothing more than a tingle . The trick is to get the whole bowl in one shot in one hot bong load. Hold . hold somemore .. till it hurts , and buckle up cause you are going for a ride . __________________ dead.

03-07-2004, 02:25 PM	#35
slackologist Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 2,379	very potent drug for being legal.. hope too many ppl dont fuck up on it and draw too much attention to it. i had some mild doses of salvia divinorum a few yrs back and found it to be a unique experience. definatley not addictive.