Originally posted by sumphatpimp gee Donovan, we are really impressed. you have risen to the job of cheif ass wipe.
who would have thought you could do it?
Originally posted by Katlicious72 And it's green too, ewwww!
My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
Eww that's some sick shit . I just hope you didn't fuck that girl
Originally posted by rayadp05
I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
don't parents teach their kids to wipe their asses?
jeezus!
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Originally posted by gornyhuy Christ,
How do you react to that when you are shooting a set...????
"Yeah baby, bend over... thats it, okay now reach back and spread those cheeks, thats it, wider.... OH MY GOD MY EYES MY EYES "
I try not to embarrass models no matter what.
The girl in the pic I posted is one of the stories I tell to models that come in to shoot. I don't mention her name but I tell them about how she was posing, bent over, and had shit all over her ass.
I told the story to one model while driving to a shoot location. When we got there she started posing. I had her get into doggy style position on top of a rock... and there was SHIT ON HER FUCKING ASSHOLE.... right after I'd told her the story.
So what did I do? Well, I had just finished telling her how much the other girl disgusted me. I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable for the rest of the shoot... so I told her to hold the pose for a second. Then I went back to my camera bag, found a cloth normally used for cleaning lenses, got the cloth damp in the creek, and wiped her ass off really quickly. I told her that she had a lot of dirt and chapped skin from sitting on the rock....
These two threads are too funny! Tell me Donovan, don't these people wash before spreading their legs for the camera??
You should get a bidet for your studio!
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Originally posted by Trixxxia These two threads are too funny! Tell me Donovan, don't these people wash before spreading their legs for the camera??
You should get a bidet for your studio!
I have one for exactly this reason. I even have a stack of instructional pamphlets sitting next to it.
Originally posted by DonovanPhillips Then I went back to my camera bag, found a cloth normally used for cleaning lenses, got the cloth damp in the creek, and wiped her ass off really quickly. I told her that she had a lot of dirt and chapped skin from sitting on the rock....
That's disgusting... so you washed someone else's stankin' asshole?
The girl in the pic I posted is one of the stories I tell to models that come in to shoot. I don't mention her name but I tell them about how she was posing, bent over, and had shit all over her ass.
I told the story to one model while driving to a shoot location. When we got there she started posing. I had her get into doggy style position on top of a rock... and there was SHIT ON HER FUCKING ASSHOLE.... right after I'd told her the story.
So what did I do? Well, I had just finished telling her how much the other girl disgusted me. I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable for the rest of the shoot... so I told her to hold the pose for a second. Then I went back to my camera bag, found a cloth normally used for cleaning lenses, got the cloth damp in the creek, and wiped her ass off really quickly. I told her that she had a lot of dirt and chapped skin from sitting on the rock....
There goes the glamour part of a photo shoot.. 1004 newbies will now leave this biz casue of this thread
Originally posted by Trixxxia These two threads are too funny! Tell me Donovan, don't these people wash before spreading their legs for the camera??
You should get a bidet for your studio!
Ya think they would have some self pride.
Think Donny does a lot of on location shoots of real amateurs. A model or dancer would know about these things.
Bet he has a cleanup bag now. Baby wipes, towels etc.
Originally posted by charly We make them shower before a shoot, does not always work but helps.
Hi Paul,
So after the shower, if its still not right, you have to clean 'em up. If I'm paying her for the shoot, there comes a point where you be as polite as you can, but you still have a job to do.
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