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03-05-2004, 02:49 PM
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You might be an adult webmaster if...
I saw this posted elsewhere and pissed myself laughing at a couple so I thought you might enjoy it.
Credit to Hammer from ThePornProfessors. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If you've ever said LOL when you were talking to someone face to face, you might be an adult webmaster. If you've ever drunk a six pack of RedBull in one night, you might be an adult webmaster. If you've ever watched a beautiful woman walking by at the mall and the only thing that crossed your mind was that she would make great content, you might be an adult webmaster. If you've ever gotten a blowjob and found yourself reaching for your camera, you might be an adult webmaster. If you've ever told someone to "hang on a sex", you might be an adult webmaster. If your hero owns a website called 'Go Fuck Yourself', you might be an adult webmaster. If you've ever used Photoshop to superimpose the head of Ynot Bob onto the body of Briana Banks, you might be an adult webmaster. If you enjoy hearing the words "uh oh" coming from your computer, you might be an adult webmaster. If you've ever gotten a penis enlargement email spam and it reminded you to check your stats, you might be an adult webmaster. If you can carry on a business converstation while you're getting a blowjob, you might be an adult webmaster. If you've ever thrown your cell phone off the balcony of a hotel to see how many times it would skip on the water, you might be an adult webmaster. If you've ever said the word 'fuck' on a radio show and it wasn't bleeped out, you might be an adult webmaster. If you judge your competition by how fast your dick gets hard, you might be an adult webmaster. |
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03-05-2004, 03:04 PM
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03-05-2004, 03:04 PM
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want to get in shape
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you need to add if you ever been called a nobody by a vomplete stranger, that has no idea what you do, or who you are..... then you might be an adult webmaster...
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03-05-2004, 03:42 PM
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03-05-2004, 03:45 PM
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03-05-2004, 04:07 PM
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03-05-2004, 04:42 PM
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03-05-2004, 04:49 PM
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To funny, and fucking true
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03-05-2004, 05:05 PM
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03-05-2004, 05:11 PM
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My time is coming...
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03-05-2004, 05:13 PM
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Adult Locals
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very good
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03-05-2004, 06:31 PM
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03-05-2004, 06:40 PM
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So funny and so true.
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03-05-2004, 06:40 PM
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Not making A Comeback
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03-05-2004, 07:03 PM
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want to get in shape
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what about if you ever been shaved without the razor? is that a qualifying factor too, seems to be a lot of that news lately...
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03-05-2004, 07:04 PM
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I am cool
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lol
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03-05-2004, 07:06 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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so true |
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03-05-2004, 08:17 PM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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So many tell tale signs! lol
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03-05-2004, 09:57 PM
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"If you've ever watched a beautiful woman walking by at the mall and the only thing that crossed your mind was that she would make great content, you might be an adult webmaster. "
 ....it is so sad..but true
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03-05-2004, 10:04 PM
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You know you're an adult webmaster if you're sitting around playing a Poker Tournament on Friday.
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03-05-2004, 10:07 PM
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03-05-2004, 10:36 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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So many tell tale signs.
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03-06-2004, 06:55 AM
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