GFY Suggestions

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

To make things better, happier and more joyful I offer up an idea that will improve every ones daily life at GFY...

1: Place a PAYPAL button at the top and bottom of all GFY pages.

2: Through this Donations can be made easily enough.

Why you ask?

Well..
A: For assholes that manage to get emm.. "Moderated" there is a pricing sheet.

Pricing sheet as follows.
Moderated Banning
1st moderated "Banning" = 50.00
2nd moderated "Banning" = 200.00
3rd moderated "Banning" = 500.00 ( Comes with banner advertisement for 1 week )

Perminant Banning
1st Offense = 5.00 with advertising campaign for 1 week.
2nd Offense = 10.00 with 500 sig impressions per month.
3rd Offense = 15.00 with ad campaign top banner postion and 1000 sig impressions permonth.

Please note being a dick is an offense being an especially good dick comes with rewards.

If you are a hard working webmaster GFY counts on everyone to think your an idiot.
This can be fixed.

1st Moderated threadbump 1000.00
2nd Moderated threadbump 2000.00
3rd Moderated threadbump 2500.00 and contact a GFY admin.

Thank you.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Bump

[Fletch XXX]

please step away from your computer.

this is only a message board.

not a school.

[KMR Stitch]

uhhh

[RoCkMaN]

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

C-mon ya guys know its true...

The bigger asshole ya are the more worthy of a price break for getting banned and being able to return!
It really should be an incentive based system with rewards!

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Fack all of ya.

BUMP

This shits funny.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Another suggestion regarding Donations.

Everyone on GFY loves a good "Begger" thread or "Donation" thread. This can be fixed with A pull down menu regarding which broke ass webmaster you would like to help.

Place a serial code for each begger thread based on thread ID.

To improve the marketability of each donation campaign.

1: A great donation topic can be created for you. GFY can write up the best ones and insure your scamming ass is paid well. Why go through the problem of having think of one when you have all the people at your finger tips whom have heard every story in the book?

2: Donation campaigns.
1 Moderated insult .02
10 moderated insults 1.00

For links to your donation thread a link in unrelated threads can be placed begging for help.

1 Placed link in a good discussion topic 3.00
5 placed links in 5 different topics 10.00

GFY can hold all funds and release them to you once the "Help me" thread expires or has a set duration based on your original donation request for help.

[- Jesus Christ -]

Its not funny.... and it makes no sense....


STOP BUMPING IT.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Its not funny.... and it makes no sense....


STOP BUMPING IT.

Eat a dick cock sucker.
Your just mad cuz ya didnt think of it. I expedct you create another one of these soon.

[Ironhorse]

Didn't you say you were going to be away from GFY for a few months? Not that I mind you posting but I could've sworn you made some kind of pledge a few days ago..

[cherrylula]

UNBAN EVERYONE!

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Didn't you say you were going to be away from GFY for a few months? Not that I mind you posting but I could've sworn you made some kind of pledge a few days ago..

Please...
Like this is GFY...

Ya can't be serious you believed that shit?
Maybe I should do that more often.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Bump for Jesus Christ.

[eiht_98]

banned >>> you have to pay $500000

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally posted by eiht_98
banned >>> you have to pay $500000

Not quite.

Look at the proposed scale there.
The bigger fuckwad ya are the cheaper it gets!