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eroswebmaster · 03-05-2004, 07:38 AM

If you could remake an old Hollywood Classic what would you choose?

CamChicks · 03-05-2004, 10:54 AM

The Last Man On Earth

ldinternet · 03-05-2004, 10:55 AM

The Great Escape

StickyGreen · 03-05-2004, 11:11 AM

close encounters of the third kind ;)

RP Fade · 03-05-2004, 11:15 AM

King Kong..and my wishes will come true in 2005

Peter Jackson is directing

Honorable mentions..

Superman
Midway, Dirty Dozen (or alot of WWII classics)

Buff · 03-05-2004, 11:17 AM

Matrix Reloaded
Matrix Revolutions

axelcat · 03-05-2004, 11:26 AM

Giligans Island

StickyGreen · 03-05-2004, 11:29 AM

lol @ matrix remakes...they did fuck those up...first one was the shit though...

NetRodent · 03-05-2004, 11:32 AM

I'd rather make something NEW.

PiksalDesign · 03-05-2004, 11:33 AM

Cyborg69 · 03-05-2004, 11:34 AM

blah...

sworld · 03-05-2004, 12:05 PM

Herbie the love bug

Bansheelinks · 03-05-2004, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RP Fade
King Kong..and my wishes will come true in 2005

Peter Jackson is directing

Honorable mentions..

Superman
Midway, Dirty Dozen (or alot of WWII classics)

I know.........this will be awesome!

Its in the hands of the master now.

Bansheelinks · 03-05-2004, 12:10 PM

Noting this thread, the remake I'd really like to see isn't much of a remake; I wouldn't dare fuck with this classic, but I'd like to see the shark scenes in "Jaws" redone digitally & tastefully.

Its an all-timer I know, but I think it would be a great idea and make a ton of cash.

He-Man · 03-05-2004, 12:14 PM

Citizan Kane and nobody should remake Jaws!!!

Bansheelinks · 03-05-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man
Citizan Kane and nobody should remake Jaws!!!

Not a remake per se, just using a digital shark, and tastefully done; the shark looks way too phony in parts and it tarnishes an other-wise brilliant movie, one of the best IMO.

I mean, really, how could anyone other than Robert Shaw be Quint?

loverboy · 03-05-2004, 12:20 PM

Superman Series

Bansheelinks · 03-05-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by loverboy
Superman Series

Man did those get bad in a hurry after the 1st one........and even that one wasn't all that.

He-Man · 03-05-2004, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks

Not a remake per se, just using a digital shark, and tastefully done; the shark looks way too phony in parts and it tarnishes an other-wise brilliant movie, one of the best IMO.

I mean, really, how could anyone other than Robert Shaw be Quint?

That's just stupid, like the digital shaks in Deep Blue Sea were convincing.

kimzar · 03-05-2004, 12:53 PM

how about deepthroat

Frank The Tank · 03-05-2004, 12:56 PM

close encounters would be great i loved that movie , its tough because sometimes u dont really want to see the original classic ruined ..

He-Man · 03-05-2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by kimzar
how about deepthroat

How about

stevecore · 03-05-2004, 01:04 PM

why mess with success? they are rightfully dubbed Classics for a reason.

Brujah · 03-05-2004, 01:04 PM

Wizard of Oz - Tim Burton should do this
Metropolis

Anna_O · 03-05-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by RP Fade

Midway, Dirty Dozen (or alot of WWII classics)

Yeah, movies like "the longest day" and "eagles nest" would be awesome

Rebel D · 03-05-2004, 01:59 PM

Black Sabbath Definatley needs redone. Boris Karloff was good but would be wicked updated

VicMartin · 03-05-2004, 02:12 PM

Someone needs to do a remake of the Taboo series!

zzgundamnzz · 03-05-2004, 02:16 PM

Ben Hur:

Ben Hur: Jim Cavizel
Mesalla: Guy Pearce

eRock · 03-05-2004, 02:17 PM

Not a Hollywood classic by any means, but a remake of American Psycho would be nice. The book is awesome, the movie sucked ass...

TheJimmy · 03-05-2004, 02:19 PM

New Wave Hookers

Amber C · 03-05-2004, 02:19 PM

I would LOVE to see a remake of Clash of the Titans. That movie kicks ass, even if it is 20+ years old.

Magnus · 03-05-2004, 02:23 PM

I wish they would come up with their own fucking scripts and stories and leave the classics or older good movies as is.

Praguer · 03-05-2004, 02:28 PM

Fantasy Island in a porn version

eRock · 03-05-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Magnus3X
I wish they would come up with their own fucking scripts and stories and leave the classics or older good movies as is.

The best idea yet!

He-Man · 03-05-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Ben Hur:

Ben Hur: Jim Cavizel
Mesalla: Guy Pearce

The Count of Monte Cristo fan?

SykkBoy · 03-05-2004, 02:52 PM

While I prefer originals, this thread is about remakes, so I would say:
Rollerball (I'm aware of the recent remake, but have erased all memory of that wretched piece of dogshit from my mind)
Slap Shot
Spiderbaby (with Sid Haig reprising his role as Ralph from the original ;-)) In a way Rob Zombie's House Of 1000 Corpses had a ton of references to this 60's classic and could almost be considered a remake...nevermind, that would be an homage ;-)))

Jamdin · 03-05-2004, 03:04 PM

None of them would be as good as the original but I would like to see the following movies revisited:

1) I Am Legend - made twice as The Last Man On Earth with Vincent Price & The Omega Man with Charlton Heston

2) Race With The Devil

3) Rosemary's Baby 0 I liked the sequel, Whatever Happened To Rosemary's Baby, but there could be more movies done (if The Exorcist and The Omen could have them why not this one)

4) Dark Shadows - two movies were made, House of Dark Shadows and Night of Dark Shadows. A third one was planned but never made. With the new Dark Shadows series coming from the WB (hopefully this fall), maybe another movie will be made.

6) Hawk The Slayer

7) Dungeons & Dragons done right - one is supposedly in the works but I hope they took notes from Lord of the Rings

8) Superman series - a new Batman movie has already started production so maybe the Man of Steel will get a reboot soon

Rictor · 03-05-2004, 03:07 PM

Fuck remakes. Great movies don't need an update.

doornx · 03-05-2004, 03:14 PM

Evil Dead 2..with more $$$ and gore then ever before

Marina · 03-05-2004, 03:17 PM

Classics are just that, classics but I would love to see The Thing redone with todays technology!

schiz · 03-05-2004, 03:18 PM

Titanic!

Marina · 03-05-2004, 03:20 PM

Speaking of remakes I can't wait to see Dawn Of The Dead!

Basic_man · 03-05-2004, 03:21 PM

A night at the roxbury !!!

ibuydomains · 03-05-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Buff
Matrix Reloaded
Matrix Revolutions

He-Man · 03-05-2004, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by eRock
Not a Hollywood classic by any means, but a remake of American Psycho would be nice. The book is awesome, the movie sucked ass...

neverlearn · 03-05-2004, 03:43 PM

Vic Lagina · 03-05-2004, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Amber C
I would LOVE to see a remake of Clash of the Titans. That movie kicks ass, even if it is 20+ years old.

That's exactly what I was going to say...I wouldn't call that movie a classic, but with today's Special Effects, they could make that movie rock.

HeadPimp · 03-05-2004, 04:06 PM

I could come up with a few, but in this day and age of sensitive people and politiacal correctness, it is a waste of time to even think of remaking most older movies. Hell, I bet if they re-did Roots the black people couldn't be refered to as ******s. Think about all the Mel Brooks movies. So many people would be offended if those were made now that they would never see the light of day. All those WW2 movies with John Wayne fighting the Japs.. Bet they couldn't use the racial slurs if they made it now...

We are fully pussified bitches...

Gabriel · 03-05-2004, 04:12 PM

Convoy

{fusion} · 03-05-2004, 04:20 PM

debbie does dallas

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