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stocktrader23 · 03-04-2004, 08:20 AM

About intelligent DNA but unfortunately they spit it out?

ModelPerfect · 03-04-2004, 09:35 AM

...unrelated but...

What's worse than a male, chauvinistic pig?
-A woman who won't do what she's told.

natas · 03-04-2004, 09:45 AM

how many women does it take to change a light bulb?

2 - one to change the light bulb, and one to suck my cock

jimboc · 03-04-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by natas
how many women does it take to change a light bulb?

2 - one to change the light bulb, and one to suck my cock

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Not funny

Doctor Dre · 03-04-2004, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by natas
how many women does it take to change a light bulb?

2 - one to change the light bulb, and one to suck my cock

Old cheezy joke

Doctor Dre · 03-04-2004, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimboc

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Not funny

Co sign

jimboc · 03-04-2004, 09:49 AM

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

chowda · 03-04-2004, 09:51 AM

this was from maxim this month

Why cant Helen Keller drive?

Coz she a women.

alexg · 03-04-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
this was from maxim this month

Why cant Helen Keller drive?

Coz she a women.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-04-2004, 10:23 AM

I watch this every day to keep myself motivated for all you lovely guys..

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can you feel the love?

Pornopat · 03-04-2004, 11:25 AM

When god created men
she was only joking....

myjah · 03-04-2004, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornopat
When god created men
she was only joking....

i'll second that

broke · 03-04-2004, 12:03 PM

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing... you already told her twice.

cherrylula · 03-04-2004, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I watch this every day to keep myself motivated for all you lovely guys..

http://adultmoviemadness.com/clips/sick.mpeg

can you feel the love?

HAHAHAHA ouch!

ModelPerfect · 03-04-2004, 03:02 PM

How many male, chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None: the bitch can cook in the dark

chowda · 03-04-2004, 05:42 PM

anymore

CDSmith · 03-04-2004, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
this was from maxim this month

Why cant Helen Keller drive?

Coz she a women.

Interesting. I thought it was cuz she's dead.

CDSmith · 03-04-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
About intelligent DNA but unfortunately they spit it out?

Leeee-hee-hee-heave everything to me!

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Mr. Marks · 03-04-2004, 05:55 PM

geez, I don't know.

runaway · 03-04-2004, 06:12 PM

HAHAHAHAHAA

TweetyBird · 03-04-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith

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really nice, hehe

Tight · 03-04-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Leeee-hee-hee-heave everything to me!

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/womens_dna.jpg">

hahaha, thats oh so true too.

Ash@phpFX · 03-04-2004, 07:21 PM

nice jokes guys

why do women have smaller feet than men?

so they can get closer to the kitchen sink

ModelPerfect · 03-04-2004, 08:05 PM

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
-You can dump your load in a washing machine and not worry about it following you around for a week.

pimplink · 03-04-2004, 08:15 PM

Laugh laugh laugh!

Rob · 03-04-2004, 08:19 PM

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of a home for battered women?

The DISHES, if she knows what's good for her ass!

GonePhishing · 03-04-2004, 08:58 PM

What's the useless piece of skin attached to the pussy?

The woman

CDSmith · 03-04-2004, 10:33 PM

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"
Adam said, "What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, in to the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said,

"What's a headache"?

bluff · 03-04-2004, 11:11 PM

hahaha!!!

kowntafit · 03-05-2004, 12:21 AM

Nice jokes.

X-Wing · 03-05-2004, 12:27 AM

How do you call a woman who has lost 99% of her intelligence?

WIDOW!

SoundMan · 03-05-2004, 12:30 AM

How does that joke about women go?

i cant post it here..

my other half edits my posts..

if she catches me...

X-Wing · 03-05-2004, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
How does that joke about women go?

i cant post it here..

my other half edits my posts..

if she catches me...

Do you let her get out of the kitchen?

fuzebox · 03-05-2004, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
"What's a headache"?

Nice!

$5 submissions · 03-05-2004, 02:29 AM

Not quiet related but okey I think.

michel · 03-05-2004, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
this was from maxim this month

Why cant Helen Keller drive?

Coz she a women.

And why don't women need a drivers license?

Because there's no highway between the kitchen and the bedroom

Ash@phpFX · 03-05-2004, 03:47 AM

god to adam; adam, i want to offer you a deal. i will provide you with an eternal companion. i will call her "woman". she will cook for you, clean for you, and have sex with you whenever you want!

adam: wow, thats great! whats it going to cost me?

god: an arm and a leg

adam: hmm... no thanks, what can i get for a rib?

broke · 03-05-2004, 04:01 AM

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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