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Old 03-02-2004, 09:54 PM   #1
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When I get big, fat, and juicy...

There was a cucumber a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they put me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
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Old 03-02-2004, 09:55 PM   #2
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Old 03-02-2004, 09:55 PM   #3
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"Illegal uuse of the term Juicy"

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Old 03-02-2004, 10:27 PM   #5
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"Illegal uuse of the term Juicy"

10 yard penalty
Could you get one by any chance ?
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Old 03-02-2004, 10:38 PM   #6
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