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Slacker · 03-02-2004, 01:44 AM

My lord this girl is stupid and ditzy but for some reason she is growing on me.

DreamCumTrue · 03-02-2004, 01:46 AM

I love the show, but I haven't watched it in 2 weeks or so, not too worried, that is all they play on MTV in the day are reruns. She is so cute! I started doing my hair like her.

tbabe · 03-02-2004, 01:47 AM

I cant wait for season 2!

Slacker · 03-02-2004, 01:48 AM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
I love the show, but I haven't watched it in 2 weeks or so, not too worried, that is all they play on MTV in the day are reruns. She is so cute! I started doing my hair like her.

Pic?

pimplink · 03-02-2004, 01:51 AM

Jessica and Nick... what can I say? perfect match.

Living For Today · 03-02-2004, 01:51 AM

shes pretty good looking! watched the show for 15 minutes once. the only reason i kept watching was coz she is hot.

DreamCumTrue · 03-02-2004, 01:54 AM

If you go to "the other board" and look for a post by me, same name, my pic is in my avatar.

zentz · 03-02-2004, 01:55 AM

where's the pic *?

foolio · 03-02-2004, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by Slacker
My lord this girl is stupid and ditzy but for some reason she is growing on me.

same here - all I can think of is that its her tits

ibuydomains · 03-02-2004, 02:04 AM

who cares how stupid she is

hoe_vender · 03-02-2004, 02:05 AM

it is her tits

Illicit · 03-02-2004, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by ibuydomains

she's hot, intelligence has nothing to do with it

sexsup · 03-02-2004, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
she's hot, intelligence has nothing to do with it

Right, she is simply exciting

VeriSexy · 03-02-2004, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by ibuydomains
who cares how stupid she is

As long as she has nice tits

eiht_98 · 03-02-2004, 02:44 AM

she is

Hustlin Entertainment · 03-02-2004, 02:46 AM

She is actually pretty intelligent.

DreamCumTrue · 03-02-2004, 02:47 AM

I heard she is smart, and she plays dumb for publicity. Anyone see the episode where she tripped? I thought it was hilarious!

sexsup · 03-02-2004, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
...and she plays dumb for publicity

Then she is good as actress cos she does fit the role perfectly

Trax · 03-02-2004, 03:53 AM

this babe is so freaking hot

wyldblyss · 03-02-2004, 04:12 AM

I like the show. I can't understand why the girl feels the need to announce to everyone around her (and actually the world too because it is being filmed) that she has to poop. I tell ya, almost every episode she mentions she has to go take a shit.

Nicky · 03-02-2004, 04:17 AM

noooo, I was gonna fuck her before she got married, now she will have to file a divorce......

Burtman · 03-02-2004, 04:55 AM

She's a babe. I watched it for about 5 minutes, she wouldn't pick here dirty panties and bras off the floor and threw a hissy because they didn't have a maid and he was freaking out because she is lazy. I'd hire the maid for a little anal.

body · 03-02-2004, 04:57 AM

Yeah, she has something I can't explain, but if she wants sex from I would do it

Diabolical Cord · 03-02-2004, 04:59 AM

How many seasons before a divorce takes place?

hova · 03-02-2004, 05:12 AM

Shes hot, but damn she is sooooo stupid. Look at that pic, she looks retarded. But Id still hit it thrice

Rorschach · 03-02-2004, 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by ibuydomains
who cares how stupid she is

Goddamn she's got a great rack

Angie · 03-02-2004, 05:25 AM

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Originally posted by Burtman
She's a babe. I watched it for about 5 minutes, she wouldn't pick here dirty panties and bras off the floor and threw a hissy because they didn't have a maid and he was freaking out because she is lazy. I'd hire the maid for a little anal.

I saw that episode too, she had threw all the washing down the stairs and just stood and looked at it for a few hours hoping it would wash itself. She admitted herself that she was a spoilt brat, at least she knows it!

maxdaname · 03-02-2004, 06:12 AM

No matter how dumb she is, I would hit it like a tuna chicken!

smokincash · 03-02-2004, 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by ibuydomains
who cares how stupid she is

UR right man ! tits tits tits ;-)

FrankWhite · 03-02-2004, 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
I like the show. I can't understand why the girl feels the need to announce to everyone around her (and actually the world too because it is being filmed) that she has to poop. I tell ya, almost every episode she mentions she has to go take a shit.

she thinks her farts dont smell, but i am sure they do ;)

Shagpipe · 03-02-2004, 06:47 AM

Shagpipe · 03-02-2004, 06:49 AM

beemk · 03-02-2004, 06:50 AM

i think its mostly an act

pradaboy · 03-02-2004, 07:11 AM

she is so fucking stupid, it's almost pathetic...

ah well I'll just wait for the PB shoot

rockbear · 03-02-2004, 07:14 AM

Jessica is a babe I love this woman :-)

puresexnow · 03-02-2004, 07:22 AM

She is so very possessive and jealous.

Needs a good hard rump fuck to bring her back in line.

Nick is being too soft on the docile cow.

doornx · 03-02-2004, 07:43 AM

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Originally posted by Slacker
My lord this girl is stupid and ditzy but for some reason she is growing on me.

she's truly a sumb ass biatch..can't watch that show without biting my nails fcs

Spunky · 03-02-2004, 07:45 AM

How can someone so stupid have a great voice like that?

Lykos · 03-02-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by tbabe
I cant wait for season 2!

Me also

Lev · 03-02-2004, 11:07 AM

maybe she is stupid, maybe she is dumb, but I respect that she lost her virginity when she married and she is not a sell out like Christina or Britney. And plus she has an amazing voice.

fuelcell · 03-02-2004, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
I heard she is smart, and she plays dumb for publicity. Anyone see the episode where she tripped? I thought it was hilarious!

Very possible. The "chicken of the sea" (thinking it's chicken) and the "i don't eat buffalo" (wings) incidents are too similar. I can see her brainstorming funny ways to look stupid at night and coming up with that. Prolly smarter than she looks

Just_Dave · 03-02-2004, 11:12 AM

she is hot

exspamr · 03-02-2004, 11:12 AM

sometimes stupid girls are more fun than smart girls because they are all bubbley and laid back

SetTheWorldonFire · 03-02-2004, 11:12 AM

I wanna have sex with her

iFliPcEss · 03-02-2004, 11:19 AM

No matter what you people say about her.... damn she is one fine lady

axelcat · 03-02-2004, 11:19 AM

She has nice tits thats the only thing thats good about her

Volantt · 03-02-2004, 11:20 AM

I'd fuck her, probably wouldn't want to have her around very long. Would get on my nerves plus spend a shit load of money on useless things like $1400 bed sheets, get those for $30 at target.

V

TweetyBird · 03-02-2004, 11:21 AM

wanderingbear · 03-02-2004, 11:21 AM

jessica simpson is much more naturally beautiful then brittney and christina... she is really hot but her constant wining really bothers me and brings her down a notch

loverboy · 03-02-2004, 11:31 AM

indeed, she's hot but who wants to marry a lazy girl in the house?

03-02-2004, 01:44 AM	#1
Slacker Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mostly the couch Posts: 331	Newlyweds, Jessica Simpson My lord this girl is stupid and ditzy but for some reason she is growing on me.

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	I love the show, but I haven't watched it in 2 weeks or so, not too worried, that is all they play on MTV in the day are reruns. She is so cute! I started doing my hair like her.

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Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	shes pretty good looking! watched the show for 15 minutes once. the only reason i kept watching was coz she is hot.

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eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	she is

03-02-2004, 02:46 AM	#16
Hustlin Entertainment So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Nassau,Bahamas Posts: 2,326	She is actually pretty intelligent.

03-02-2004, 02:47 AM	#17
DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	I heard she is smart, and she plays dumb for publicity. Anyone see the episode where she tripped? I thought it was hilarious!

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Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	this babe is so freaking hot

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wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	I like the show. I can't understand why the girl feels the need to announce to everyone around her (and actually the world too because it is being filmed) that she has to poop. I tell ya, almost every episode she mentions she has to go take a shit.

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Burtman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 484	She's a babe. I watched it for about 5 minutes, she wouldn't pick here dirty panties and bras off the floor and threw a hissy because they didn't have a maid and he was freaking out because she is lazy. I'd hire the maid for a little anal.

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Diabolical Cord Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 447	How many seasons before a divorce takes place?

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hova Traffillionaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ:209371571 Posts: 22,430	Shes hot, but damn she is sooooo stupid. Look at that pic, she looks retarded. But Id still hit it thrice __________________ http://traffillions.com/ Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

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maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	No matter how dumb she is, I would hit it like a tuna chicken!

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rockbear Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 806	Jessica is a babe I love this woman :-)

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puresexnow Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 300	She is so very possessive and jealous. Needs a good hard rump fuck to bring her back in line. Nick is being too soft on the docile cow.

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03-02-2004, 11:07 AM	#40
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	maybe she is stupid, maybe she is dumb, but I respect that she lost her virginity when she married and she is not a sell out like Christina or Britney. And plus she has an amazing voice.

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Just_Dave Its almost time Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 13,009	she is hot

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exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	sometimes stupid girls are more fun than smart girls because they are all bubbley and laid back

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iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	No matter what you people say about her.... damn she is one fine lady

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