Oh nooo

I was wacking off to these teen pics i found and busted an extraordinary nutt, a nutt shot so violent that it shot right through my computer monitor, forcing me to buy a new one. Is this even possible? Apparently it is, because it happened. I'm very upset right now, because of a petty masturbation session -- I now have to shell out some serious dough for a new monitor. How can I avoid this in the future? Should i aim elsewhere? Should I wear a condom when engaging in a "stroke the meat" session to help prevent violent nutt shots? Can anyone offer any helpful advice?

I hold "wack sessions" 9 to 12 times a day, and would like to avoid any further incidents from occuring.