Tips to ensure you have a popular thread: - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:16 PM

What makes a popular thread you ask?

It's simple. I can outline the basics of making an "xbox winner" material thread.
Pay attention and use these tips.

1) Create an attractive subject.
- Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM

2) Include (pic) in the subject
This will ensure lots of pageviews and thus securing replies.

3) Make fun of someone right away even if it has nothing to do with the thread contents.

4) Expose or mention SOMEONE shaving. It doesn't matter if you don't have proof. You'll get 50 replies saying: "Proof?"

5) Reply to every post yourself personally, to ensure max bumps. Don't be shy.

6) Spam your entire ICQ list with your thread and ask people to reply. You'll get a good 5 replies out of it, which turns into 10 after your bumps.

7) Put lots of STFU and Boneprone pancake or bunny pancake pics in the thread for no reason. It's a good way to chew up bandwidth and make the thread look longer than it really is.

I will continue my lesson later, when I get 50 replies.

Scott McD · 02-29-2004, 04:18 PM

Nicky · 02-29-2004, 04:18 PM

I wasnt gonna reply to this thread, but i just felt i had to say

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

No problem. I am replying with lots of content, to make it look like I actually said something. No one reads so no one will know the wiser.

Illicit · 02-29-2004, 04:20 PM

very informative post !

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
very informative post !

Thanks! You still shaving ajpiii?

D-Money · 02-29-2004, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
What makes a popular thread you ask?

It's simple. I can outline the basics of making an "xbox winner" material thread.
Pay attention and use these tips.

1) Create an attractive subject.
- Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM

2) Include (pic) in the subject
This will ensure lots of pageviews and thus securing replies.

3) Make fun of someone right away even if it has nothing to do with the thread contents.

4) Expose or mention SOMEONE shaving. It doesn't matter if you don't have proof. You'll get 50 replies saying: "Proof?"

5) Reply to every post yourself personally, to ensure max bumps. Don't be shy.

6) Spam your entire ICQ list with your thread and ask people to reply. You'll get a good 5 replies out of it, which turns into 10 after your bumps.

7) Put lots of STFU and Boneprone pancake or bunny pancake pics in the thread for no reason. It's a good way to chew up bandwidth and make the thread look longer than it really is.

I will continue my lesson later, when I get 50 replies.

you're on to them.

420 · 02-29-2004, 04:22 PM

yellow dots make up the sun

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420
yellow dots make up the sun

I hate reefer addicts.

polish_aristocrat · 02-29-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM

1) Create an attractive subject.
- Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM

using Lensman's name will only get you banned

Illicit · 02-29-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM

Thanks! You still shaving ajpiii?

We never shave ! Im sick you you fuckers always accusing us of shaving ! Have you any Proof ? No I dont think so ! Fuck Off

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii

We never shave ! Im sick you you fuckers always accusing us of shaving ! Have you any Proof ? No I dont think so ! Fuck Off

Hahaha you rock dude

slackologist · 02-29-2004, 04:25 PM

newbreed · 02-29-2004, 04:26 PM

Just a bump for you to bump.

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newbreed
Just a bump for you to bump.

Perfect thanks.
How's the rash?

X-Wing · 02-29-2004, 04:28 PM

mmm... ok

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

using Lensman's name will only get you banned

Illicit · 02-29-2004, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM

stfu

the Shemp · 02-29-2004, 04:30 PM

indeed

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:30 PM

Forgot to mention that saying shemp a bunch in a thread will set off his board tracker.
So make sure to do that so he comes in and makes your thread THAT much more golden.

the Shemp · 02-29-2004, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Forgot to mention that saying shemp a bunch in a thread will set off his board tracker.
So make sure to do that so he comes in and makes your thread THAT much more golden.

indeed

jonoallan · 02-29-2004, 04:34 PM

this thread aint that popular

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp

indeed

hahah funny we hit reply at the same time though.

Illicit · 02-29-2004, 04:35 PM

looks like its almost dead, quick, do something thread master !

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
looks like its almost dead, quick, do something thread master !

Unfortunatly for the sake of the experiment I did not put any of my subject tips in. Or else this would have been 5 times bigger by now.

cool1 · 02-29-2004, 04:43 PM

Need more info

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Need more info

I don't know much about vaginal warts. Sorry.

woj · 02-29-2004, 04:44 PM

excellent thread

jasonir · 02-29-2004, 04:45 PM

Thank you for those tips.

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:47 PM

Please also watch Juicylinks. Note his other personal Enrique.

You need to make 2 nicknames and have them argue with each other regularily.

KaLi · 02-29-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
What makes a popular thread you ask?

It's simple. I can outline the basics of making an "xbox winner" material thread.
Pay attention and use these tips.

1) Create an attractive subject.
- Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM

2) Include (pic) in the subject
This will ensure lots of pageviews and thus securing replies.

3) Make fun of someone right away even if it has nothing to do with the thread contents.

4) Expose or mention SOMEONE shaving. It doesn't matter if you don't have proof. You'll get 50 replies saying: "Proof?"

5) Reply to every post yourself personally, to ensure max bumps. Don't be shy.

6) Spam your entire ICQ list with your thread and ask people to reply. You'll get a good 5 replies out of it, which turns into 10 after your bumps.

7) Put lots of STFU and Boneprone pancake or bunny pancake pics in the thread for no reason. It's a good way to chew up bandwidth and make the thread look longer than it really is.

I will continue my lesson later, when I get 50 replies.

And as for boob donations.

Enrique · 02-29-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Please also watch Juicylinks. Note his other personal Enrique.

You need to make 2 nicknames and have them argue with each other regularily.

BradM · 02-29-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KaLi
And as for boob donations.

Nice thing is in this industry it can apply to both genders.
Good point.

Illicit · 02-29-2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Please also watch Juicylinks. Note his other personal Enrique.

You need to make 2 nicknames and have them argue with each other regularily.

enrique is juicy's personal love slave

Elli · 02-29-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
indeed

OMG you're killing me! That's too hilarious!

So.. Shemp sleazy Hun GreenGuy aL4a PersianKitty jjj's will help boost your post count?

Thanks for the tip!

I love name dropping

BradM · 02-29-2004, 05:09 PM

Absolutely.
And also mention extreme love fetishes for PersianKitty and Cheshire on a regular basis.
It builds a reputable name.

MrIzzz · 02-29-2004, 05:11 PM

baddog · 02-29-2004, 05:15 PM

testing your theory now

BradM · 02-29-2004, 05:16 PM

You will get 2-3 times as many reads as any other thread.

Observing · 02-29-2004, 05:20 PM

Hahaha I love this thread, he is just hitting too close to home for most ppl I bet, you go girl!

BradM · 02-29-2004, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Observing
Hahaha I love this thread, he is just hitting too close to home for most ppl I bet, you go girl!

Where is that "Truth" guy when you need him.

porncargo · 02-29-2004, 05:47 PM

also, i bet it helps o post links pointing to your thread in other popular threads.
that way you can increase your thread views allot, and maybe even the post count

cayne · 02-29-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

yah. good to know that. very usefull

Napolean · 02-29-2004, 06:00 PM

also helps to use "hit it?, tits, ass, pic, stats" in the title too..

BradM · 02-29-2004, 06:11 PM

I will continue my lesson when this thread hits 50.
You don't want to miss the second half. It really delves into the complications of it all.

And why your spinoff threads and "testing theory" threads failed.

Oracle Porn · 02-29-2004, 06:13 PM

doornx · 02-29-2004, 06:16 PM

PROOF....uhmmm..I'D HIT IT

BradM · 02-29-2004, 06:17 PM

Gettin' close.

dantheman · 02-29-2004, 06:58 PM

boneprone fucked her

baddog · 02-29-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
You will get 2-3 times as many reads as any other thread.

guess I will have to check my stats, I see that this thread was higher than mine, so not too sure

02-29-2004, 04:16 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Tips to ensure you have a popular thread: What makes a popular thread you ask? It's simple. I can outline the basics of making an "xbox winner" material thread. Pay attention and use these tips. 1) Create an attractive subject. - Example, include the names "AaronM, Juicylinks, Lensman, p1mpdogg" etc. An example would be: "I went to the beach... with AaronM 2) Include (pic) in the subject This will ensure lots of pageviews and thus securing replies. 3) Make fun of someone right away even if it has nothing to do with the thread contents. 4) Expose or mention SOMEONE shaving. It doesn't matter if you don't have proof. You'll get 50 replies saying: "Proof?" 5) Reply to every post yourself personally, to ensure max bumps. Don't be shy. 6) Spam your entire ICQ list with your thread and ask people to reply. You'll get a good 5 replies out of it, which turns into 10 after your bumps. 7) Put lots of STFU and Boneprone pancake or bunny pancake pics in the thread for no reason. It's a good way to chew up bandwidth and make the thread look longer than it really is. I will continue my lesson later, when I get 50 replies.

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02-29-2004, 05:09 PM	#36
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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I will continue my lesson when this thread hits 50. You don't want to miss the second half. It really delves into the complications of it all. And why your spinoff threads and "testing theory" threads failed.

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