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Originally posted by strats
Hey all. Anyone wanna hire me?

Im 22, and need a job.

Im a very hot guy. Im stuck in alaska. I have NO CAR, NO JOB, ZERO cash to my name. its -10 degrees. I cant see any houses from here. Its pitch black outside, The nearest commercial establishment is 5 miles away.

Im living in a 16' round YURT (a giant tent), on my fathers property, that he bought for me last summer when he kicked me out of the house. I pay DSL, and my water bill. I deny spending more than 1 minute around my parents a week. They are a bit fukd.

So what do I do here? how do i get money to survive, pay DSL line, Water? I did nothing but play that game everquest for the last 4 years while living at my parents house (stick your stereotypes up your ass) and when I quit, I sold all my accounts and shit on playerauctions and made about 6,000$

So now after paying DSL for the last year, etc etc ... im just about to be pretty broke which might get kind of suxzoor. So, well I need a job. I dont know where ... doing what. But thats where im am. So here i am ... no work, nothing. out of money, freezing outside. I have 60 lbs of dried peas, various flours and pastas, some cooking oil, a DSL line, 2 computers my heater and thats about it. just chillin doin nothin

how the f am i suppose to make money? I would have to walk to work 6+ miles away every day if i could even get the motivation to leave the house and even then what would i do? mop floors? Jail seems like a decent option at this point, where i really dont want to go to because ppl are just too stupid there. This country is too spread out and alaska is too cold.

Heres my crib atm where i spend 22 hours a day, and have for awhile.
http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421460219/0.jpg

And heres what I look like.
http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/421460219/4.jpg

So I just sit here, trying to come up with a way of pulling my head out of my ass and getting on my feet.

Suggestions please... or .. .like .. o and why am i blue? Thats what happens without 4 years of sex :|.

:( .. here i sit all broaken herted, trid te chet bet enly ferted

I dunno why i posted this, sympathy? whatever.

<font size=100>AMP, that YOU ???

No one likes a fucking whiner.

Start a blog about how fucked your life is...in time, you can make bling bling.

http://www.mrnogood.com

I hurt my spleen laughing at this :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well the first thing ya need to do is...

GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALASKA!

Get the fuck out of that place.
Bail.
Never return...

NEXT.

Alot of great people play Everquest.
I've played for 4 years. You know as well as I do that if your a good guy that you can find a roomate situation unless your a dickhead PK. Several of my friends have moved in together via Everquest they continue to play to this day.

JOBS: Ya have not said what ya can do, as much as killing Sleeper or getting flagged for Time is hardwork and deserves pay it does not.
What can you do bud? Ya got 2 CPC's and probably very good PC's so what can you do other than play EverQuest?

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Join the Blue Man Group :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I didnt see one when i was there. And i went all over the state.

Unfortunately there are about 15+ in Anchorage alone.

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Originally posted by AlienQ
Well the first thing ya need to do is...

GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALASKA!

Get the fuck out of that place.
Bail.
Never return...

NEXT.

Alien! Why the hate for AK? :) I love it here!

Lazy people. If we didn't support them, they'd die off. That's what's wrong with this country.

You should never help some one that isn't willing to help themselves.

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Originally posted by MissEve

Alien! Why the hate for AK? :) I love it here!

Its cold! Basically.

Not really hate on it but the dude said 5 miles from a store.
The guy lives in an Igloo or somthing.

Emmm...

I lived in Tahoe for a while back in the day I totally hated it, I hate the cold, I hate snow.
I hate the silence.

Nothing like a urban area with cop car's gun shots and a coffee shop on every corner.
:thumbsup

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Originally posted by Kicker
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Beaten !

did his father turn off the dsl yet? :thumbsup

step out of the blue, bloke

I think the blue man crew will hire you