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What would you consider THE perfect date???
I need your help, what would you consider the perfect date?? Any ideas? Thanks for your help for planning the perfect first date!!
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She shows up at my place.
I fuck her. She leaves....Without stealing anything. |
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I would love a first date with a girl to be spending day/night at an amusement park, then to some mountaintop for a little lovemaking
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Some good porn and a bottle of lotian! hehe!
Way cheeper and no bs afterwards.. hehe
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Having a fantastic steak and lobster tail dinner over candlelight with a bottle of white wine. Then some nice rich creamy cheesecakes to end the meal. Followed by a nice movie cuddling and ideally end the date with a long walk on a beach.
What happens afterwards, well, I think you can imagine ![]() WG
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I once took a girl to the beach for a first date and we made it in 5 feet of water standing up, other people only 20-30 yards away. I met her the night before in the bar.
I was a bad man in my late 20's. A very bad man. Nowadays the perfect date is more like renting a limo and picking her up, off to a nice romantic dinner at a nice place, drinks, then off to a few lounges and bars, a little dancing.... end it off with a nice stroll and at some point if I'm really feeling it and it looks like she is too.... If we're both feeling it.... I mean really feeling it....... we ring people's doorbells and then run and hide.
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hey gurl ,
I have never been on a "perfect date" for me ideally i would like something not too ---> ![]() Typical dinner thing and movie sounds good P.S keep away from those akward silent moments ..... ![]() |
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Not exactly what I had in mind....but, thanks Aaron!!!! LOL |
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No one else has any ideas???
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June 25th ... not too hot, not too cold... just right
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hahaah good one cd... 'nig$er-knocking' on a date is always a good time =)
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Pick her up and take her out to dinner. Don't do a movie, that is so boring for a date. Do something exciting and make sure she drinks a bit.
Second date make sure she drives to your house, then take her somewhere decent, and make sure you drink a bit again, then bring her home and do her. That is the perfect TWO dates. ![]() BTW, that usually works everytime.
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I'm in Florida! Just going to Toronto for Sherie and Shann's party! Just going for a few extra days.
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Then lets see. So your going to take some guy out on a date which means he already knows he's going to get some. So you are in a bind but be ready for it.
Let him take you out to what he thinks will work, but don't do the movies, that is the most boringiest place for a date.
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Dave, will you be at the party in Toronto?? WE will be there! hehehe |
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Looong car drive somewhere remote
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Bitch brings some drugs with her. Let me take it and then sucks my cock and swallows my cum.
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my dates are usually the same
nice restaurant, talk, flirt, get to know eachother then we go to the movies, that's where the cuddling/making out begins and then we walk to the park and fool around or go straight to my/her place ![]() |
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Says Hi..
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Who needs the perfect date. That just puts too much pressure on everyone involved. Just go where the day takes you
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Any date would be perfect about now
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Perfect date... has to be able to hold his liquor, has a big cock and is Keanu Reeves that makes it perfect! LOL
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Hasn't anyone here seen an 'easydater' gallery?
Nuff said.
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Perfect Date that will get you the deal sold.
Were having dinner, however, here is the perfect way to have it. Things you MUST have. Herb K's checklist for love. Candles (unscented) Pink Lightbulbs Ice. Flowers Al Green CDs Marvin Gaye "lets get it on" CD ( absolute must have ) Computer with access to www.somafm.com Prep work 1. Lay unscented in the general area that you'd chill at after dinner. Say a table, sidebar, etc. 2. Fresh flowers - always look fly anywhere and make the place smell nice. 3. All lightbulbs get changed to pink - EVERYONE looks great in Pink lights and they are nicer on the eyes. Whitelights are complete garbage. They should be banned. 4. Make sure you have ice for drinks ( fresh ice please) 5. Load CD player with Al Green and Marvin Gaye. 6. Turn on Somafm. ( beatblender or Groove salad) That night's festivites. See Below. 1. Dinner at you place ( provided you know how to cook) 2. Good wine or beer - depending on your / their taste. 3. Really kick ass desert - strawberry shortcake is always nice in the summer. When eating have some cool streaming tunes www.somafm.com and enjoy til after dinner drinks are flowing. Soma kicks ass for atmosphere. Call dinner for 9pm, that way its about 11pm by the time its all getting wrapped up from desert, loading up the dishes, etc. Once the after dinner drinks are flowing, toss the Al Green CD followed with Marvin Gaye ( careful, this is a very potent mixture) Light candles and out go the lights with you all just chilling on the rug and talking. The rest is up to you to close the deal. |
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Getting laid at the end
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![]() Lets see, some other options for you...I have relatives out there, I wonder what they do for fun. I guess maybe you can find a Go Cart track and go do that. That's always funner then movies. Just make sure you don't eat first.
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Why don't you just talk to your date about what they like/don't like to do and work something out. A perfect date is when both parties have a good time together. What works for us might not be right for you. Me I like going out for dinner, drinks and live music or dancing.
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A nice dinner at a great restaurant overlooking something, an experience unique that neight person has done, dessert after at home or in a hotel suite, a bath together with candles and some action in the bedroom.
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