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MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:13 AM

The surfboard thread is depressing. I've never seen anything but land on all sides. I have been as far west as Colorado and only as far east as Chicago.

Being landlocked sucks.
I was always in awe of the pics Amp would post of the land around his house, it's like fairy tale stuff.

I'll post some pics of corn and bean fields this summer.

Rorschach · 02-29-2004, 12:14 AM

You've got to be fucking kidding...

you've never seen the sea?

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:17 AM

NEVER...

surely I'm not the only one

Sexzity · 02-29-2004, 12:17 AM

Nothing to see, there is only water

armyofme · 02-29-2004, 12:20 AM

that sucks

I've driven through IA, it was boring

Rorschach · 02-29-2004, 12:22 AM

I just can't imagine that... growing up here in New Zealand you're never far away from the beach, it's just something you take for granted.

I'd highly recommend losing your beach virginity.

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by armyofme
that sucks

I've driven through IA, it was boring

Try living here.....

Next time you drive through, pull over and hang out in the ditch for 20 or 30 years. You will soon understand my desire to see the open seas

BradM · 02-29-2004, 12:24 AM

Dude
Get your ass to either coast. Spend the coin. DO IT if only for a day
It will be one of the most memorable experiences of your life.

<----- lives 2 minute walk from the beach

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Dude
Get your ass to either coast. Spend the coin. DO IT if only for a day
It will be one of the most memorable experiences of your life.

<----- lives 2 minute walk from the beach

Yo, you point at your location yet it is blank. Where exactly do you live?

Maybe we have better schools here

born4porn · 02-29-2004, 12:28 AM

dude, that blows. Spend the coin and treat yourself to the beach and coast. You won't regret it, except that you didn't do it sooner!

BradM · 02-29-2004, 12:29 AM

Parksville, BC Canada
Vancouver Island baby

We have some of the best schools, too.

schiz · 02-29-2004, 12:32 AM

Damn man. Time for a roadtrip!

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by schiz
Damn man. Time for a roadtrip!

Pretty good post from a bot

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:37 AM

I am hoping to make a trip soon...wife wants to go to Hawaii. We were supposed to have our honeymoon there but because of shit going on here we had to cancel.

VeriSexy · 02-29-2004, 12:38 AM

I love the beach, can't wait till it gets warmer. I do down there every week

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by VeriSexy
I love the beach, can't wait till it gets warmer. I do down there every week

pics?

anyone? anyone?

kronic · 02-29-2004, 12:42 AM

I'll tell you.

I don't really care to travel much (I hate coming home to all the unopened mail), However, after having a few drinks at night on the beach in Miami last summer, looking out at the ocean, it's something I'd highly recommend.

bdld · 02-29-2004, 12:43 AM

i just came home from the beach, but not to worry, ive never seen snow before

Living For Today · 02-29-2004, 12:45 AM

i missed the surf today

two of my mates went up and apparently it is getting good. its a shame i cant get there for another week.

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdld
i just came home from the beach, but not to worry, ive never seen snow before

We've had a shitload this year...Over 2 feet in about a week. It's almost melted away now but still cold as fuck here.

I want to feel sand under my feet

armyofme · 02-29-2004, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote

Pretty good post from a bot

when i drove through IA, i stopped at a gas station and people were standing around at 3 in the morning waiting for the krispy kreme delivery

now that's excitement

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 12:59 AM

Nice, glad they were there to represent!!

Probably the same people that hang out at McD's waiting for the breakfast leftovers at 10:31

pudcat · 02-29-2004, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote

We've had a shitload this year...Over 2 feet in about a week. It's almost melted away now but still cold as fuck here.

I want to feel sand under my feet

sand sucks... the water is damn nice though!

KMR Stitch · 02-29-2004, 01:06 AM

I would die..

I am heading to the beach tomorrow :-x well maybe..

finlo · 02-29-2004, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sexzity
Nothing to see, there is only water

are you serious?...I couldn't live without being near the ocean..

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 01:08 AM

Hmmm...lets see:

Hot steamy and humid air drifting from the east carrying the stench of a hog confinement.

OR

Having those damn grains of sand between my toes and in the hidden places of my swim trunks.

You should be happy with your sand

MrIzzz · 02-29-2004, 01:09 AM

yoooooooo mulescrote. i feel bad for ya. i visit muscatine every few months to see a friend and i can't believe the amount of corn!!!!!!

on the other hand, i'm surrounded by ocean here on long island. sucks in the winter but its fucking great in the summer.

here's to ya seeing the ocean one day

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 01:11 AM

Thanks MrIzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I would love to visit long island...one of the many places on my list.

02-29-2004, 01:59 AM

Just one foto, may be help you:

Illicit · 02-29-2004, 02:02 AM

nothing like relaxin on the beach.

get your ass a plane ticket and go.

StuartD · 02-29-2004, 02:05 AM

I'm moving tomorrow, moving day.

This is the view I'll have in my new place (yes, I'm moving to where DH used to live, pretty much).

tbabe · 02-29-2004, 02:06 AM

nice pics

=^..^= · 02-29-2004, 02:08 AM

we used to live 5 min drive from here :

i couldnt stand to live anywhere there was no water within an hour's drive

Amputate Your Head · 02-29-2004, 02:18 AM

Moana mao aku maika`i e.

foolio · 02-29-2004, 02:56 AM

sucks man, everytime I look out my window I see the ocean...

Babagirls · 02-29-2004, 02:57 AM

seen it from the west side (cali) and east side (north carolina) but like 20 mins away from Lake Michigan (cheap substitute ;) )

Morgan · 02-29-2004, 02:58 AM

That is insane.

valley hina · 02-29-2004, 02:59 AM

are you serious?

Sexzity · 02-29-2004, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by finlo

are you serious?...I couldn't live without being near the ocean..

It is nice to go bathing, but that is it for me.
I would never buy a boat and i never fishing.

Trax · 02-29-2004, 03:23 AM

i dont believe that

Preacher · 02-29-2004, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
we used to live 5 min drive from here :

i couldnt stand to live anywhere there was no water within an hour's drive

awesome pic!

SLAiN787 · 02-29-2004, 04:08 AM

Nice pics.

Damn, can't believe some of you have never seen the ocean.

kowntafit · 02-29-2004, 04:23 AM

I feel sorry for you dude but I'm sure your not the only one. Just like there are heaps of people that have never seen snow.

Halcyon · 02-29-2004, 05:31 AM

Ar3s · 02-29-2004, 06:24 AM

OMG i see the sea every 2 days hehehe lol

Maru · 02-29-2004, 06:27 AM

THALASSA! THALASSA!

IPK · 02-29-2004, 06:28 AM

the ocean is overrated

no wait, i'm thinking of school, school is overrated, the ocean rules!

Jedimaster · 02-29-2004, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
we used to live 5 min drive from here :

i couldnt stand to live anywhere there was no water within an hour's drive

Isn't that megan's bay???

nathan_f · 02-29-2004, 07:43 AM

I've only been on the great lakes, not sure why I dont really feel a need to go see the oceans just yet..

MuleScrote · 02-29-2004, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Moana mao aku maika`i e.

What the hell does that say?

Hey =^..^=, that picture is awesome...thats the kind of place I want to lay down and do nothing for a couple weeks.

02-29-2004, 12:13 AM	#1
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	I have never seen the ocean The surfboard thread is depressing. I've never seen anything but land on all sides. I have been as far west as Colorado and only as far east as Chicago. Being landlocked sucks. I was always in awe of the pics Amp would post of the land around his house, it's like fairy tale stuff. I'll post some pics of corn and bean fields this summer. __________________ ICQ 78681003

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Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	You've got to be fucking kidding... you've never seen the sea?

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Sexzity Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Cyperspaces! Posts: 1,329	Nothing to see, there is only water

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Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	I just can't imagine that... growing up here in New Zealand you're never far away from the beach, it's just something you take for granted. I'd highly recommend losing your beach virginity.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Dude Get your ass to either coast. Spend the coin. DO IT if only for a day It will be one of the most memorable experiences of your life. <----- lives 2 minute walk from the beach

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born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	dude, that blows. Spend the coin and treat yourself to the beach and coast. You won't regret it, except that you didn't do it sooner!

02-29-2004, 12:29 AM	#11
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Parksville, BC Canada Vancouver Island baby We have some of the best schools, too.

02-29-2004, 12:32 AM	#12
schiz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Middle of a cornfield Posts: 1,103	Damn man. Time for a roadtrip!

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kronic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 964	I'll tell you. I don't really care to travel much (I hate coming home to all the unopened mail), However, after having a few drinks at night on the beach in Miami last summer, looking out at the ocean, it's something I'd highly recommend.

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bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	i just came home from the beach, but not to worry, ive never seen snow before

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Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	i missed the surf today two of my mates went up and apparently it is getting good. its a shame i cant get there for another week.

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MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	Nice, glad they were there to represent!! Probably the same people that hang out at McD's waiting for the breakfast leftovers at 10:31 __________________ ICQ 78681003

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KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	I would die.. I am heading to the beach tomorrow :-x well maybe..

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MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	Hmmm...lets see: Hot steamy and humid air drifting from the east carrying the stench of a hog confinement. OR Having those damn grains of sand between my toes and in the hidden places of my swim trunks. You should be happy with your sand __________________ ICQ 78681003

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MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	yoooooooo mulescrote. i feel bad for ya. i visit muscatine every few months to see a friend and i can't believe the amount of corn!!!!!! on the other hand, i'm surrounded by ocean here on long island. sucks in the winter but its fucking great in the summer. here's to ya seeing the ocean one day __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	Thanks MrIzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I would love to visit long island...one of the many places on my list. __________________ ICQ 78681003

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Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	OMG i see the sea every 2 days hehehe lol