Awwwww.........


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Never, thank god. I'm waaaay too prissy to go to jail. I wouldn't last an hour.

Never!

Obscene language, drunk and disorderly. Cops take whatever cash on you for small offences and you don't have to face court, whether it be $2 or $500.

Luckily by the time you actually get stupid enough to be considered drunk and disorderly you have spent so much money to get to that state that you usually have very little cash left on you. I got off with a $2.60 fine, no conviction.

No, but i have being waked by the cops on a trainstation. I was a little drunk. I was taken to the police station and got a chair to sit on until my mom could pick me up

No cops have a hard on for me and that's the way I like it. :)

never.

3-4 times :) Fucking speed limit. In our country if you drive 2xspeed limit, police take you to court for one day.

yes, for something I didn't do, I was covering for my ex-boyfriend who almost killed this bitch and left the scene in my car. The girl then said she'd tell them that I didnt do it if I gave her a few thousand dollars, which was really uncool. I basically told her to go to hell and my family lawyer got me off with a $500 fine. The girl ended up with over 20 grand in her pocket for her exgagerated injurys and I got paid off by my ex still it was fucked up. I would never give someone up to the police but I will never take the blame for anyone else again either, he left the state really quick after that.

in what state?

only once. got done for "disorderly conduct". my ass. the pigs were stomping on some guys head and i abused them so they fucked me over as well.

NO. Never. Because i'am such a nice guy. ;)

Nope.

Nope. I got an clean record, never been arrested or hand cuffed. So, so far so good. :)

Arrested but not cuffed for bringing you all the lovely photos you all like. No record.

:):):)

I've never been arrested. And hopefully never will be :)

I've been handcuffed 5 times.

Detained Twice.

But Never Arrested and brought to jail.

Yeah once...and not really like it:glugglug

I pulled down my pants and exposed my ass to 2 cops in a car.
They cuffed me and took me down to the station.
They asked what I was working with and I did say:

"I make porno, for guys like you who dosnt get enough from your wife cuz she's so bad in bed.."

hah, I was really drunk..

once or twice..... :)

lol I can't BELIEVE people in here aren't more criminal after all the shit I've read about in here.

I was on probation from 16 to 18 years old for high speed chasing with the cops in my hometown, doing 90 mph in a 30 zone. I was an emancipated minor at 16 and kicked out of high school at 17, told I would be arrested if I was seen on campus again (for selling weed). In college either I or one of my two roommates had to be bailed out of jail just about every weekend for doing some stupid drunken shit or other. I went to jail several times but they always took one look at my innocent face and kept me in the holding cell every time :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funnily enough, I never got in trouble again after I pretty much stopped drinking alcohol :glugglug Now I'm old and boring, NEVER get into trouble. Too much to lose.