100 and theres only like 5 riddles

From the end of time, to the start of eternity, I am there, what am I?

death?

The Letter E

:thumbsup

This creature, part man and part tree, hates the termite as much as the flea. His tracks do not match, and his limbs detach, but he's not a strange creature to see.

good one this will take some thinking

while i'm thinking about the last one , here is another along the same lines. maybe a bit easier. haha

I'm more powerful than god, more evil than the devil, rich people want me, poor people have me, and it you eat me, you die. Who am I?

i give up on the creature one. :1orglaugh

A man with a wooden leg

Welcome to the board WildEyes :) I didn't see a greet me thread, so to make you feel at home, "Show us your tits" and GFY :321GFY

Nothing

did you cheat you bastard.. haha

:smokin

I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.


another easy one.

Fire

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

meat

these are getting to easy.... and we're the only ones in here.....haha

If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig a half a hole?

half a day.


What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

3 days

Incorrect

Nope

I'm guessing it's the numbers being turned upside down.

There's no such thing as half a hole?

haha you can't dig half a hole....asshole

:thumbsup

good one. next is 6009

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

Going to bed. One last one.

Greg and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Billy offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Johnson for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 2." Greg looked at Billy and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"

What's wrong with the story?

You mean after you light THE MATCH? :winkwink:

The match.

The sword would not be inscribed "World War I"

is a battalion a lot bigger than a division

someone isn't as tired as i am. lol

good one

for the match too.

Right.

They wouldn't have called it World War 1 until World War 2.

g'night all ....:helpme

Good night folks. I've been awake far too long. :sleep

Untill WWII, it was known as The Great War.

wow my thread is still alive......i'm gonna have to think of more riddles

Why is a magic show like a chorus line?

No guesses? Ok, well, a magic show is an array of cunning stunts...

heres a stupid one:



whats black and white and read all over

here is a physics "riddle"

a man is driving a truck on a bridge with a weight limit of 500KG

the truck weighs 300KG, the driver 100KG and in the back of the truck are a bunch of birds that weigh 150KG

these birds are EXTREMELY trained and can do pretty much anything that the truck driver tells them to do

the birds can't go out of the truck

how does the driver make it across?

Minor alert!

Have the birds hover in the back of the truck while he crosses the bridge?

I dunno, if this has been asked or not but here goes... :)



What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

think about it :winkwink:

a fish out of water:1orglaugh

A newspaper?

Hi Mr. Izzz:Graucho