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  • sixxxth_sense
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 2430

    #1

    I hate telephone marketing calls

    Those motherfucker from Capital One called my house 5 days in a row now. They fucking don't know what NO means! i'm so fucking pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Tofu
    The Video Specialist
    • Jul 2003
    • 5615

    #2
    aaah, dont worry yourself. telemarkers are like exit consoles....
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    • =^..^=
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 6935

      #3
      ask them if you can call them back at their house after business hours
      never fails
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      • B40
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 7020

        #4
        Just ask them to hold on and leave the phone off the hook.....after a minute they'll figure it out and if they keep calling, do it again

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        • NinjaSteve
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2003
          • 11089

          #5
          screen your calls! screen your calls!

          Or don't use the land line, use your cell phone all the time.
          ...

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          • Babagirls
            Text Writer
            • Feb 2001
            • 18812

            #6
            i hate when they call at 8AM




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            • kowntafit
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 4667

              #7
              aaah, dont worry yourself. telemarkers are like exit consoles....

              This is where my next million is coming from!

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              • JunkyardDog
                Confirmed User
                • May 2001
                • 788

                #8
                that no call list has really helped

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                • asuna
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 8743

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                  i hate when they call at 8AM
                  8am? lucky you lol, i know someone who used to run a room and newbies wouldn't think that some people are three hours behind

                  9:15am EST is 6:15am PST

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                  • Krille
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 2436

                    #10
                    just say no to telemarketers

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                    • tbabe
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 2494

                      #11
                      the worst is those columbia house bastards, once they get a couple bucks out of you, you cant get rid of them

                      Still one of the best programs on the net.


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                      • swedguy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 7981

                        #12
                        Just ask them what they're wearing and tell them that you're touching yourself right now.

                        It never fails

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                        • ZoiNk
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 2370

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
                          Those motherfucker from Capital One called my house 5 days in a row now. They fucking don't know what NO means! i'm so fucking pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!
                          Are you saying "not interested" or are you simply hanging up? Hanging up on them puts you in the que to be called back the next day. Simple say "Put me on your do not call list". Make sure they hear you and say they are. If not, repeat it if they ask you what you said. They will then leave you alone.

                          ZoiNk
                          "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

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                          • BradM
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 3397

                            #14
                            Gimme your phone number.

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                            • HarlotCash Dyker
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 1828

                              #15
                              Telemarketers have several lists -
                              The one to get your name on is:
                              The sick fuckers list -

                              How to get on it?
                              Easy -
                              When you realise you are being phonespammed, start grunting like a pig.
                              Ask the caller if she can wait coz you are fucking your dog and invite him/her to listen. (You are breathing heavily and grunting a little at this time - )

                              A farting sound, followed by an exclamation: "Rover, you dirty bastard you've just shit all over my bollocks," helps keep their attention.

                              Make wild orgasmic sounds - Now try to chat up the caller Male or female - Either way disgusts them. (At the same time you are telling your dog to lick the shit of your nuts)

                              This method usually works - If the marketer is a female and she DOES call back again - Ask for her address - Because she is likely to be into any pervertions going, and probably ok of a one night stand!
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                              • foolio
                                ICQ: 178725656
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 12366

                                #16
                                Why not just join the do not call list?

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                                • bdld
                                  $100,000
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 11452

                                  #17
                                  i just hang up, if i give them my business that would just make them call even more

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                                  • icedemon
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 1022

                                    #18
                                    You have several choices when a telemarketer calls. All have been pretty much suggested. One is to tell them to be put on their "Do Not Call List". Another is more fun in my opinion. That is to mess with them I love messing with telemarketers.
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                                    • pimplink
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 9535

                                      #19
                                      just don't mind them!!

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                                      • Mr. Marks
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 7517

                                        #20
                                        They are just doing their job. They are really irritating though.

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                                        • sixxxth_sense
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 2430

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ZoiNk


                                          Are you saying "not interested" or are you simply hanging up? Hanging up on them puts you in the que to be called back the next day. Simple say "Put me on your do not call list". Make sure they hear you and say they are. If not, repeat it if they ask you what you said. They will then leave you alone.

                                          ZoiNk
                                          I told them not to call, and they called again!!! I was pissed off!

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                                          • beemk
                                            CLICK HERE
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 20829

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by =^..^=
                                            ask them if you can call them back at their house after business hours
                                            never fails
                                            yeah, i'm sure they don't hear that 100x a day.
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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              Yeah, just like the rest of us.
                                              give them a break.

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                                              • cherrylula
                                                lol
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 15969

                                                #24
                                                Tell them you are moving out of the country in a couple weeks.

                                                They never call back.

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                                                • Babagirls
                                                  Text Writer
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 18812

                                                  #25
                                                  i have to unplug the phone 90% of the time...they wont stop calling!! no matter HOW many times they call and i tell them no and take me off their fuckin list....tired of waking up at 6AM to those fuckers.

                                                  fuck it, me and the Mr both have cell phones on 24/7...anyone who needs us can reach us that way.





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                                                  • FlyingIguana
                                                    aspiring banker
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 10870

                                                    #26
                                                    isn't capitol one the ones with the no hassle card? or is it, we hassle you until you take the card? i'm confused

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                                                    • ZoiNk
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 2370

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sixxxth_sense


                                                      I told them not to call, and they called again!!! I was pissed off!
                                                      Did you say. Don't call here again please _OR_ "Put me on your do not call list". There is a difference. If you say sternly and not as a question, they have to in the US (and they do so anyway in canada as well, not sure about other countries). They have 6 weeks to add you in the US which they can call you again, after that you can get large $$$ from them if they call again.

                                                      The thing is you can't say something like "could you please not call here again?" That is like a question, not a statement of putting you on their do not call list.

                                                      For those that say hanging up.. Well, I do know of one company that will call you as soon 6 hours later if you hangup, and if you continue to hangup, you will be added to the que again for redial. If you are going to hang up, say you are not intersted first, will put you in a several month recall que. Do not call list is the BEST, and normally gets you on several company lists since telemarketing is typically outsourced, and the companies that call, call for various merchants.

                                                      ZoiNk
                                                      "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

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                                                      • Doctor Dre
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 51692

                                                        #28
                                                        Yea that's getting really annoying . Here in canada they have made a list of phones who don't want to be called and this works pretty well for 95 % of the telemarketing compagnies . I almost never get any calls nowdays
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