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Old 02-27-2004, 01:18 AM   #1
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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...

... I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.


(Please continue this. My little boy loves silly songs and I want to teach him this one.... but I can't remember all the words).
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:22 AM   #2
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there was an old woman who swallowed a spider

it wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her

she swallowed the spider to catch the fly
but I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die....
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:23 AM   #3
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there was an old woman who swallowed a bird
How absurd, she swallowed a bird

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
but I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die....
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:25 AM   #4
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there was an old woman who swallowed a cat
How about that, she swallowed a cat

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
but I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die....
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:29 AM   #5
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there was an old woman who swallowed a dog
What a hog, she swallowed a dog

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
but I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die....
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:29 AM   #6
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wtas with this
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:30 AM   #7
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there was an old woman who swallowed a cow
I don't know how, but she swallowed a cow

She swallowed the cow to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
but I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die....
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:31 AM   #8
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there was an old woman who swallowed a horse....


She's dead of course.
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:32 AM   #9
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Didn't she swallow a goat to catch the dog and then a cow to catch the goat?
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:32 AM   #10
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wtas with this
He wanted all the verses.
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:33 AM   #11
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Thanks overlord. My son will get a lot of amusement out of learning this song. He loves this stuff.
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:33 AM   #12
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There was an old woman who swallowed my load
sorry didnt know it was your grandma

She swallowed the load to catch the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
but I don't know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die....
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:35 AM   #13
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Didn't she swallow a goat to catch the dog and then a cow to catch the goat?
Could be - i think there are a couple versions

Right down her throat, she swallowed the goat?

Wow. that sounds like porn
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:37 AM   #14
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Could be - i think there are a couple versions

Right down her throat, she swallowed the goat?

Wow. that sounds like porn

Yeah, it does.

After posting I wish I had made the topic simple:

There was an old lady who swallowed...
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:37 AM   #15
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Thanks overlord. My son will get a lot of amusement out of learning this song. He loves this stuff.
No problem... as you can tell, I'm not very busy at the moment.
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:44 AM   #16
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There was a book with this in it to! I remember it! Damn, tonight is the memories night on GFY!

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Old 02-27-2004, 01:47 AM   #17
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There was an old woman who swallowed my load
sorry didnt know it was your grandma

I guess she'll die....
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Old 02-27-2004, 01:59 AM   #18
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HAHAHA this thread is awesome.
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Old 02-27-2004, 02:02 AM   #19
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I'll be singing this song with a smile on my face, and my son will be watching intently and laughing his ass off. Then he'll make me repeat it over and over again until I'm too tired to go on.
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Old 02-27-2004, 02:14 AM   #20
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This brings back very old memories, this was one of my favorites as a kid

Thanks
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Old 02-27-2004, 02:20 AM   #21
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i think it's time to get out the golden books from the archives and have flashbacks to my childhood...
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Old 02-27-2004, 02:25 AM   #22
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LOL, major flashback for me as well....I loved that song when I was a kid
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