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PiksalDesign · 02-27-2004, 11:50 AM

What I hate the most is not being able to get enough, i try my best not to munch to hard on her, but i cant. Id put the whole thing in my mouth if i could

Raven · 02-27-2004, 11:52 AM

I don't understand why you're on my ignore list, CD.

stev0 · 02-27-2004, 11:55 AM

"Be Canadian, Eat Beaver"

-my favorite hoodie

jact · 02-27-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
First-hand knowledge. There are very few of us left.

You mean you know a guy and he let you watch? I'm confused.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by jact
You mean you know a guy and he let you watch? I'm confused.

Yeah that's it. Now quit wasting time and go eat your wife. Pregnant pussy is primo.

jact · 02-27-2004, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Yeah that's it. Now quit wasting time and go eat your wife. Pregnant pussy is primo.

She isn't allowed any form of stimulation at this point, it would likely put her in labour which would be really bad.

Pete · 02-27-2004, 12:26 PM

I love pussy!

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by jact
She isn't allowed any form of stimulation at this point, it would likely put her in labour which would be really bad.

Oh that's right, it's down to the wire for her. Well, is the standard waiting period after still six weeks? Man, what does a married guy do for a month before and six weeks after??

Wait til April, put her over your knee and give her a good licking.

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by joshuawk
"she was put on earth to serve men. she may enjoy a hahahaha lick, but deep down she'll lose respect for you then.

only animals you see lickin sex organs are dogs and cats.
females know during their period hahahahas are filthy like rats."

Pitiful.

Just pitiful.

I love it that there are lots of lesser men like this out there. Keeps the competition down.

pussyluver · 02-27-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by joshuawk
Disgusting.

become a millionare and let girls be LUCKY to suck on your
dick or toss them to the fuckin curb and get a new bitch
every week.

get two bitches and make them eat each others pussies.

im not eating nasty stinkbox.
thats sick.

eating pussy is for women only. they're the ones who are
experts on stinkbox.

As The Donald would say - You're fired!!!

jact · 02-27-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Oh that's right, it's down to the wire for her. Well, is the standard waiting period after still six weeks? Man, what does a married guy do for a month before and six weeks after??

Wait til April, put her over your knee and give her a good licking.

Actually because it's a c-section and there's always complications, it'll be more like 4 months just like the last one. Thankfully she lets me have girlfriends but damn, the poor girl can't even get off during the recovery!

Poo-Chee · 02-27-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by pussyluver

As The Donald would say - You're fired!!!

LMAO, you're 110% right!

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by jact
Actually because it's a c-section and there's always complications, it'll be more like 4 months just like the last one. Thankfully she lets me have girlfriends but damn, the poor girl can't even get off during the recovery!

man, what was I thinking? That's right, she's going the surgical route..... yep, a good 4 months for sure. Well.... 4 months for intercourse, but you should be able to give her a good munching earlier than that. :D

Hey, best of luck to you both, and congrats in advance.

RRRED · 02-27-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it.

My view on this is that a man will not only get down there and wallow in the trenches like it's his last meal on Earth, he will also look forward to it, anticipate it, think about it while he's at work, daydream about it, call her up sometimes and tell her he is daydreaming about it, and have a look on his face when he's about to dive down on her that shows his woman that he is about to enjoy her like dog on a two dollar steak.

You ever seen a dog eat a two dollar steak?

Don't do it because it's your duty fucknut. It's not a chore. Do it because you love the taste of your woman. Do it until she grabs you by the ears and begs you to stop, then do it just a little bit more before you come up and give it to her like there's no tomorrow. Been married for a bazillion years? Surprise her with a good half-hour muff-dive, it will change everything. Don't bitch and whine about a few hairs here and there either. Do it all the way or don't do it at all. If you're not man enough to worship the pussy, get out of the way and let a real man send her to the moon.

If you think you're some sort of hotshot stunt cock but you don't eat pussy like a real man, you are only kidding yourself. Don't become the joke of the industry..... learn to love the pussy. Crave it.

Bottom line: Real men eat pussy. If you aren't eating your woman's pussy, what good are you?

Dayum!

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by RRRED
Dayum!

Doesn't that just make you squirm in your swivel chair?

Paul Waters · 02-27-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
... they worship it. Savour it. Inhale it. Devour it.

Bottom line: Real men eat pussy. If you aren't eating your woman's pussy, what good are you?

You da Man, CD!

But you are from the Great White North, so no surprise!

I love to eat pussy!!!!!!!!!!!

m00d · 02-27-2004, 02:14 PM

forget it

BSleazy · 02-27-2004, 02:18 PM

Like Adam Corolla said...There's always a few guys that ruin it for the rest of us

02-27-2004, 02:49 PM

Fuck, nice girl with tattoo

CDSmith · 02-27-2004, 07:41 PM

Real men don't get tired of talking about this subject.

V_RocKs · 02-27-2004, 07:47 PM

Real men don't post threads by this title.

02-27-2004, 11:50 AM	#51
PiksalDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 1,632	What I hate the most is not being able to get enough, i try my best not to munch to hard on her, but i cant. Id put the whole thing in my mouth if i could __________________ 469344657

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