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Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2004, 12:02 AM

The Bachlorette.

I caught about ten minutes of it just now while I was up on the deck smoking.

What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show. Only thing missing is Bob Saget.

You got a group of idiots willing to do this, and some stupid bitch eliminating them one by one, in a fucking mansion that belongs to FOX or whoever the fuck is producing this, in a completely unrealistic setting, doing things they will most likely never do again, in front of a fucking camera for the world to see.

and the end result is this slut will be married to the last sucker standing.

there are so many things wrong with this, it just makes me wanna fucking vomit.

that's all. Carry on.

hoe_vender · 02-26-2004, 12:04 AM

the show sucks

mule · 02-26-2004, 12:04 AM

Can't agree with you more....I hardly ever watch TV, caught the last 15 minutes of an episode a while ago, and just stared in horror, the way you can't help but watch a train-wreck.

Centurion · 02-26-2004, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The Bachlorette.

I caught about ten minutes of it just now while I was up on the deck smoking.

What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show. Only thing missing is Bob Saget.

You got a group of idiots willing to do this, and some stupid bitch eliminating them one by one, in a fucking mansion that belongs to FOX or whoever the fuck is producing this, in a completely unrealistic setting, doing things they will most likely never do again, in front of a fucking camera for the world to see.

and the end result is this slut will be married to the last sucker standing.

there are so many things wrong with this, it just makes me wanna fucking vomit.

that's all. Carry on.

Then you haven't seen "The Littlest Groom" or whatever the fuck it's called on Fox about midgets. I've not watched it..couldn't even bring myself to do it if they were giving away money to do so!

Kanoealoha · 02-26-2004, 12:09 AM

Never really had a thing for all those "reality" shows...

chodadog · 02-26-2004, 12:09 AM

Incredibly stuipd, yes. Offensive? Hardly.

psyko514 · 02-26-2004, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha
Never really had a thing for all those "reality" shows...

Me neither. I hardly watch TV anymore. At least half of the shows on during prime time are crappy reality shows. And Fox decides to cancel really good shows like Fastlane and John Doe.

Strife · 02-26-2004, 12:11 AM

When people stop watching "reality" shows than they will stop making them

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2004, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Incredibly stuipd, yes. Offensive? Hardly.

it offends my senses as a human being. The cheesy fucking bitch on that show makes me want to commit multiple homicides.

I realize you are a shallow ignorant fuck, and I do not expect you to relate.

feel free to keep your two worthless cents.

spentrent · 02-26-2004, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by Centurion

Then you haven't seen "The Littlest Groom" or whatever the fuck it's called on Fox about midgets. I've not watched it..couldn't even bring myself to do it if they were giving away money to do so!

Wow do you do marketing for Fox?

I'm gonna hunt this one down til my remote fingers bleed.

Babagirls · 02-26-2004, 12:15 AM

Stupid beyond belief, but not offensive. I caught like 30 mins of that stupid show. never saw it before. she told that one dude that she wanted to marry him then dumped him and got engaged to the other dude. WTF?? And its not "LOVE".

Put ANYBODY in a situation where there is nothing to focus on except a girl & doing "honeymoon" like things (like horseback riding, walks on the beach, etc) for a period of time, and you can start to think you're "in love"..but what happens when they get back to the real world and he hears her farting or blowing her nose at 2AM naked and seeing all those muscles you *shouldnt* see naked WHILE blowing your nose (or coughing or sneezing).

Yea, that marriage will last

tbabe · 02-26-2004, 12:16 AM

its a truly horrible show

StuartD · 02-26-2004, 12:17 AM

I've never watched a single episode of a single "reality" show ever in my life.

And I don't intend to.

Kanoealoha · 02-26-2004, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by Centurion

Then you haven't seen "The Littlest Groom" or whatever the fuck it's called on Fox about midgets. I've not watched it..couldn't even bring myself to do it if they were giving away money to do so!

What next finding a donkey a mate?

chodadog · 02-26-2004, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

it offends my senses as a human being. The cheesy fucking bitch on that show makes me want to commit multiple homicides.

I realize you are a shallow ignorant fuck, and I do not expect you to relate.

feel free to keep your two worthless cents.

Such a thick skin you have.

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

Such a thick skin you have.

my skin is plenty thick. More so than most, I'd venture to say.
Your dime store antics are a good example. For some reason you seem to be convinced they have actual value.

outside of your workstation and your own mind, they mean fuckall.

chodadog · 02-26-2004, 12:24 AM

And yet you always feel the need to comment. You have such a hardon for me.

psyko514 · 02-26-2004, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

my skin is plenty thick. More so than most, I'd venture to say.
Your dime store antics are a good example. For some reason you seem to be convinced they have actual value.

outside of your workstation and your own mind, they mean fuckall.

nothing against you, chodadog, but that qualifies as a nice burn.

phogirl69 · 02-26-2004, 12:25 AM

Do you guys find "The Bachelor" offensive as well, when it's the guy picking from tons of girls? Or do you find it offensive just because it's the female for once picking all the guys for once? Or do you just hate all reality tv shows and find them all equally offensive?

foolio · 02-26-2004, 12:26 AM

truly amazing what some peep watch.

mardigras · 02-26-2004, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The Bachlorette.
What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show.

The Bachelorette supports the constitution!
(after GW gets through with it)

Ironhorse · 02-26-2004, 12:29 AM

I was watching that also during dinner and I thought the same thing. There she was professing her eternal love, but she just whored herself out to a whole bunch of guys. Muy artificial

hershie · 02-26-2004, 12:31 AM

Reality TV shows are lowering our collective intelligence and when you throw in a helping of the latest sitcoms, I am amazed how shitty TV is these days.

phogirl69 · 02-26-2004, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
I was watching that also during dinner and I thought the same thing. There she was professing her eternal love, but she just whored herself out to a whole bunch of guys. Muy artificial

But the guy during "The Bachelor" does the same thing... He is always dating tons of girls, taking them to different locations and making out to all of them... but no one says anything because he is a guy. But now that a female is doing it, she's "whoring herself out?"

IPK · 02-26-2004, 12:32 AM

that show is terrible i don't know how you can watch that garbage, hehe

SomeCreep · 02-26-2004, 12:33 AM

reality porn = good

reality television like "the bachlorette" = bad

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69

But the guy during "The Bachelor" does the same thing... He is always dating tons of girls, taking them to different locations and making out to all of them... but no one says anything because he is a guy. But now that a female is doing it, she's "whoring herself out?"

Negative.

I've never watched it, (and only ten minutes of The Bachelorette) but the premise is equally offensive. Selecting a fucking wife on a goddamned game show.

So no.... you won't find any hypocrisy in me. I think they suck equally. These fucking shows infuriate me.

phogirl69 · 02-26-2004, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Negative.

I've never watched it, (and only ten minutes of The Bachelorette) but the premise is equally offensive. Selecting a fucking wife on a goddamned game show.

So no.... you won't find any hypocrisy in me. I think they suck equally. These fucking shows infuriate me.

chodadog · 02-26-2004, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
For some reason you seem to be convinced they have actual value.

outside of your workstation and your own mind, they mean fuckall.

So, i can assume we'll be seeing The Bachelorette promptly cancelled and never aired again, because your opinion matters so much more than mine?

SLAiN787 · 02-26-2004, 12:39 AM

I refuse to watch such stupid shit.

Ironhorse · 02-26-2004, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69

But the guy during "The Bachelor" does the same thing... He is always dating tons of girls, taking them to different locations and making out to all of them... but no one says anything because he is a guy. But now that a female is doing it, she's "whoring herself out?"

No, he was whoring himself out too, no double standards here.. I've never watched the bachelor and tonight was the only time I watched this show..

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2004, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

So, i can assume we'll be seeing The Bachelorette promptly cancelled and never aired again, because your opinion matters so much more than mine?

jesus....

can't you just go away willingly? Not like I don't have 3000 other stupid trolling fucks to deal with already.

grow the fuck up chewypenis.

hershie · 02-26-2004, 12:43 AM

Hopefully Reality TV will burn out just as fast as those Regis game shows a couple of years ago.

phogirl69 · 02-26-2004, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

No, he was whoring himself out too, no double standards here.. I've never watched the bachelor and tonight was the only time I watched this show..

chodadog · 02-26-2004, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

jesus....

can't you just go away willingly? Not like I don't have 3000 other stupid trolling fucks to deal with already.

grow the fuck up chewypenis.

"Grow the fuck up chewpenis"

How ironic.

You really do have issues. I came in, and said what i thought about the show, and basically that i wouldn't go as far as to say i find it offensive.

You say you have a thick skin, and you take a comment i make about a show, completely unrelated to you, personally.

Hell, a paper cut could kill you. Thick skin my ass.

stevecore · 02-26-2004, 12:47 AM

this is the most offensive thing i've ever seen on tv.

Ironhorse · 02-26-2004, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by stevecore
this is the most offensive thing i've ever seen on tv.

And they cut out the 69 segment, that REALLY pissed me off

..or was I relieved?

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2004, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

"Grow the fuck up chewpenis"

How ironic.

You really do have issues. I came in, and said what i thought about the show, and basically that i wouldn't go as far as to say i find it offensive.

You say you have a thick skin, and you take a comment i make about a show, completely unrelated to you, personally.

Hell, a paper cut could kill you. Thick skin my ass.

bullshit.

it's no fucking secret that you got your little pecker all in a wad for me. You take every chance you get to get your little fucking jabs in.

I'm just letting you know, it's not welcome. I am requesting that you keep it limited to your own pathetic little world there at your desk. Deal? You stay the fuck away from me, and I'll stay the fuck away from you. You're welcome to seeth in your hatred all you want. I don't come here looking for you, so don't come looking for me.

In case you forgot, this thread is mine. Feel free to start your own. I promise I won't show up in it.

chodadog · 02-26-2004, 12:55 AM

So much rage. And all because i don't find the show offensive. How on earth could you possibly consider that a personal "little fucking jab" even in the slightest.

Reality. Try it some time.

HarlotCash Dyker · 02-26-2004, 12:56 AM

Never seen the programme, but have heard about it -

With a few tweaks and changes - Could make for an interesting reality site -

Rich · 02-26-2004, 12:57 AM

What do you have against Bob Saget?

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
So much rage. And all because i don't find the show offensive. How on earth could you possibly consider that a personal "little fucking jab" even in the slightest.

Reality. Try it some time.

perhaps you have chosen to forget our little history together.

I have not.

You have taken every opportunity to bash me, and I expect your coincidental appearance in this thread is to be no different.

You are not welcome in my conversations, now, nor in the future. And I prefer you refrain from interacting with me here.

chodadog · 02-26-2004, 01:00 AM

Amp: "I like Hawaii. Great hot weather all year around!"

Choda: "Personally, i prefer the cold."

Amp: "You have given me shit in the past, therefore, that must be a personal attack! FUCK YOU!"

Amputate Your Head · 02-26-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Amp: "I like Hawaii. Great hot weather all year around!"

Choda: "Personally, i prefer the cold."

Amp: "You have given me shit in the past, therefore, that must be a personal attack! FUCK YOU!"

your words, not mine.

and as you surely had no way of knowing, I'm gonna clue you in after the fact:

I'm the most unforgiving person you will ever come across.

Centurion · 02-26-2004, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha

What next finding a donkey a mate?

Oh great! You HAD to open your mouth and let FOX hear you didn't ya?!? Now watch for that to be on soon!

Myst · 02-26-2004, 02:16 AM

all reality shows fucking suck

pradaboy · 02-26-2004, 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The Bachlorette.

I caught about ten minutes of it just now while I was up on the deck smoking.

What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show. Only thing missing is Bob Saget.

You got a group of idiots willing to do this, and some stupid bitch eliminating them one by one, in a fucking mansion that belongs to FOX or whoever the fuck is producing this, in a completely unrealistic setting, doing things they will most likely never do again, in front of a fucking camera for the world to see.

and the end result is this slut will be married to the last sucker standing.

there are so many things wrong with this, it just makes me wanna fucking vomit.

that's all. Carry on.

LOL tell me 'bout it... those shows suck big time, 99% of the winning couples break up when they get home

chodadog · 02-26-2004, 05:03 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

your words, not mine.

and as you surely had no way of knowing, I'm gonna clue you in after the fact:

I'm the most unforgiving person you will ever come across.

What are you rambling about?

Manowar · 02-26-2004, 05:07 AM

isnt it just like Joe Millionaire but the other way round with no prize

Gramma · 02-26-2004, 05:33 AM

This too shall pass

02-26-2004, 12:02 AM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	The most offensive fucking thing I've ever seen on TV The Bachlorette. I caught about ten minutes of it just now while I was up on the deck smoking. What a complete and utter mockery of life itself. Some nasty whore choosing a husband on a fucking game show. Only thing missing is Bob Saget. You got a group of idiots willing to do this, and some stupid bitch eliminating them one by one, in a fucking mansion that belongs to FOX or whoever the fuck is producing this, in a completely unrealistic setting, doing things they will most likely never do again, in front of a fucking camera for the world to see. and the end result is this slut will be married to the last sucker standing. there are so many things wrong with this, it just makes me wanna fucking vomit. that's all. Carry on. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	Stupid beyond belief, but not offensive. I caught like 30 mins of that stupid show. never saw it before. she told that one dude that she wanted to marry him then dumped him and got engaged to the other dude. WTF?? And its not "LOVE". Put ANYBODY in a situation where there is nothing to focus on except a girl & doing "honeymoon" like things (like horseback riding, walks on the beach, etc) for a period of time, and you can start to think you're "in love"..but what happens when they get back to the real world and he hears her farting or blowing her nose at 2AM naked and seeing all those muscles you shouldnt see naked WHILE blowing your nose (or coughing or sneezing). Yea, that marriage will last __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	And yet you always feel the need to comment. You have such a hardon for me. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	Do you guys find "The Bachelor" offensive as well, when it's the guy picking from tons of girls? Or do you find it offensive just because it's the female for once picking all the guys for once? Or do you just hate all reality tv shows and find them all equally offensive?

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hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	Reality TV shows are lowering our collective intelligence and when you throw in a helping of the latest sitcoms, I am amazed how shitty TV is these days.

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hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	Hopefully Reality TV will burn out just as fast as those Regis game shows a couple of years ago.

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stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	this is the most offensive thing i've ever seen on tv.

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	So much rage. And all because i don't find the show offensive. How on earth could you possibly consider that a personal "little fucking jab" even in the slightest. Reality. Try it some time. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

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