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Amputate Your Head · 02-25-2004, 09:18 PM

goddamn.

every once in a while I need reminding about just how much Maynard fucking rocks.

He had a lot to say...
He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him.
We'll miss him.
We are gonna miss him....

Juicy D. Links · 02-25-2004, 09:19 PM

Enrique · 02-25-2004, 09:19 PM

ola Mr Amp

tbabe · 02-25-2004, 09:19 PM

Fletch XXX · 02-25-2004, 09:20 PM

i saw Tool pre lollapalooza 94 in a small bar, he definitely rocks.

get Opiate (92) if you dont havbe it, HATs the tour i saw them on.

stellar.

SetTheWorldonFire · 02-25-2004, 09:20 PM

Tool the band?

Amputate Your Head · 02-25-2004, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
i saw Tool pre lollapalooza 94 in a small bar, he definitely rocks.

get Opiate (92) if you dont havbe it, HATs the tour i saw them on.

stellar.

got 'em all bro...

prost

02-25-2004, 09:20 PM

Did Maynard die or something?

GiantGnome · 02-25-2004, 09:21 PM

DBS.US · 02-25-2004, 09:21 PM

Who?

Fletch XXX · 02-25-2004, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

got 'em all bro...

prost

something killer seeiong Maynard twich on stage after a tattoo session in a 99 capacity bar.

good shit. this was before they blew up.

great times.

beemk · 02-25-2004, 09:25 PM

who is maynard?

sickkittens · 02-25-2004, 09:25 PM

And terror possesed me then.

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!

Damn you!

Let the rabbits wear glasses!

Save our brothers!"

Can I get an amen?

Can I get a hallelujah?

Thank you Jesus.

slackologist · 02-25-2004, 09:26 PM

got some out the other day to have a listen.. hasnt lost anything.

sickkittens · 02-25-2004, 09:27 PM

And for those who are hungry:

The Eggs/Balls of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoo salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
150 g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"

Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
...and no eggs.

Fletch XXX · 02-25-2004, 09:27 PM

amp do you have their DVD cd?

lemme know if you want a fresh rip.

got it a day before it came out from the local dealer.

mardigras · 02-25-2004, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Did Maynard die or something?

No, lyrics

KMR Stitch · 02-25-2004, 09:47 PM

40 6 2

join in my.. join in my child
and listen.. digging through my old numb shadow

shadow's shedding skin, i've been picking scabs again
i'm down digging through my old muscles for a clue
i've been crawling on my belly clearing out what could've been
i've been wallowing in my own confused insecure delusions
for a piece to cross me over or a word to guide me in
i wanna feel the changes coming down
i wanna know what i've been hiding

in my shadow
my shadow
change is coming through my shadow
my shadow shedding skin
i've been picking my scabs again

join in my.. join in my child
shadow's closer to.. [?]

i've been crawling on my belly clearing out what could've been
i've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
i wanna feel the change consume me, feel the outside turning in
i wanna feel the metamorphosis and cleansing i've endured

in my shadow
my shadow
change is coming
now is my time

listen to my muscle memory
contemplate what i've been clinging to
forty six and two ahead of me

i choose to live and to grow
take and give and to move
learn and love and to cry
kill and die and to be
paranoid and to lie
hate and fear and to do
what it takes to move through

i choose to live and to lie
kill and give and to die
learn and love and to do
what it takes to step through

see my shadow changing
stretching up and over me
soften this old armor
hoping i can clear the way by
stepping through my shadow
coming out the other side
step into the shadow
forty six and two just ahead of me

pornJester · 02-25-2004, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
goddamn.

every once in a while I need reminding about just how much Maynard fucking rocks.

He had a lot to say...
He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him.
We'll miss him.
We are gonna miss him....

great song

reminds me that i need to break out the old stuff and listen more often.

J-Reel · 02-25-2004, 10:05 PM

Just recently seen maynard again. Perfect circle played Lallapalooza last summer. Great show. Maynard came out and sang Kashmir with Janes Addiction. He said they practiced it 1 and 1/2 times. Cool shit

stevecore · 02-25-2004, 10:08 PM

nothing beats "Hooker With A Penis"!

Amputate Your Head · 02-25-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
nothing beats "Hooker With A Penis"!

always!
man that shit fuckin' rocks hard bro....

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From '92,
The first EP.

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.

Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.

Amputate Your Head · 02-25-2004, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
amp do you have their DVD cd?

lemme know if you want a fresh rip.

got it a day before it came out from the local dealer.

no I don't have that.... that would be fuckin' awesome man.
hook me up

Kanoealoha · 02-26-2004, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Did Maynard die or something?

Oh you'd know if Maynard died...

and yeah he fuckin' rocks

hoe_vender · 02-26-2004, 12:40 AM

dont know who that is but he will be missed

pradaboy · 02-26-2004, 02:23 AM

er... who?

IntenseCash · 02-26-2004, 02:28 AM

Maynard died? What ever happend to A Perfect Circle?

DreamCumTrue · 02-26-2004, 02:29 AM

Maynard is hot. And no he isn't dead those are lyrics. Obviously you don't listen to them or you would know that.

VeriSexy · 02-26-2004, 02:30 AM

Never heard of them.......

CyberTraffic · 02-26-2004, 02:31 AM

Hey! I have been slowly working on a fansite. You can see it here:

www.tool-band.org

I have been getting bits and pieces done here and there in between all this adult stuff. Feel free to play the Tool game and say hi in the forum...

Myst · 02-26-2004, 02:32 AM

when the fuck is Maynard

AaronM · 02-26-2004, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Fuckin' Tool

Damn.....Based on the title of this thread...I figured you were finally going to admit how fucking stupid you are being.

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sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	And for those who are hungry: The Eggs/Balls of Satan Half a cup of powdered sugar One quarter teaspoo salt One knifetip Turkish hash Half a pound butter One teaspoon vanilla-sugar Half a pound flour 150 g ground nuts A little extra powdered sugar ... and no eggs Place in a bowl Add butter Add the ground nuts and Knead the dough Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough Roll in the powdered sugar and say the Magic Words: "Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim" Place on a greased baking pan and Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...AND NO EGGS Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes ...and no eggs. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	40 6 2 join in my.. join in my child and listen.. digging through my old numb shadow shadow's shedding skin, i've been picking scabs again i'm down digging through my old muscles for a clue i've been crawling on my belly clearing out what could've been i've been wallowing in my own confused insecure delusions for a piece to cross me over or a word to guide me in i wanna feel the changes coming down i wanna know what i've been hiding in my shadow my shadow change is coming through my shadow my shadow shedding skin i've been picking my scabs again join in my.. join in my child shadow's closer to.. [?] i've been crawling on my belly clearing out what could've been i've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions i wanna feel the change consume me, feel the outside turning in i wanna feel the metamorphosis and cleansing i've endured in my shadow my shadow change is coming now is my time listen to my muscle memory contemplate what i've been clinging to forty six and two ahead of me i choose to live and to grow take and give and to move learn and love and to cry kill and die and to be paranoid and to lie hate and fear and to do what it takes to move through i choose to live and to lie kill and give and to die learn and love and to do what it takes to step through see my shadow changing stretching up and over me soften this old armor hoping i can clear the way by stepping through my shadow coming out the other side step into the shadow forty six and two just ahead of me

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